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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Knee posted:

Some content since I derailed a bit:

Rick "Zombie Boy" Genest

http://bestwnews.com/world-news/zom...ithout-tattoos/
Apparently killed himself at the age of 32 (suicide is never the answer). I didn't really read the article but RIP fully tatted up and easily recognizable dude.
From the link: "the heavily- inked star is unrecognizable in the advert for LíOrealís DermaBlend concealer and make-up remover. In the Go Beyond the Cover video, Genest, who was 32 when he died, is first seen sitting on a stool with a flawless face and chest as the slogan: 'How do you judge a book?' appears. He then begins to wipe a cloth across his chest and, gradually, his skeletal tattoos begin to reappear."

Tragic story but goddamn thatís loving amazing coverup.

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Even though itís janeway Iíd say that a great idea with fairly poor execution.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Shoehead posted:

Ahhh I shall never forget the 17th of ajfksagd

Fracy Rhandy?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

You reminded me that my friend who is tattoo artist asked me what tattoo I was going to have her give me (before I had any). And trying to think of the stupidest tattoo ever I said ďa flaming tweety bird with fangs ... on my rear endĒ. I tried to look for that and Iím kind of surprised I canít find one but I did run across ... this...

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Feawless? Speech impediment included?

With that mouth Iím not surprised.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Thin Privilege posted:

ďHello, my teeth, hair, and clothes scream Ďvery richí yet my tattoos scream ĎimpaS Ď avel Ďď

Why do the rich always get the worst tattoos.

E: my guess is that this rich woman paid some $ artist to do an upper chest tattoo for her and the person just grabbed one of those XL but not XXL sharpies and drew it on her and a good artist did it exactly as drawn. Now my question is: who got paid more, the artist or the tattoo artist?

Is it a signature? A friend of mine got Stan Lee to sign his arm and then had an artist standing by to ink it that day.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


I stared at this way too long before i realized it was a dog and not some terrible Hannibal Lechter.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Oh god hellís gate tattoo. Oof.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Scratch Monkey posted:

What is hellís gate?

Well I was thinking it was a Hellgate: London tattoo but no, looking again itís probably just a run of the mill bad tattoo.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Say Nothing posted:


... So always...



Some people need to be reminded to live otherwise they drop dead.

Or perhaps they are an on-air radio personality.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


The reason why dideít care about schoot dis, what leared On the streets equats a degree.??

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Look carefully with your ďIĒs

Or donít, though it is hilariously verbose for someone claiming street cred.

Ohhhhh those swoopy things are I. Well I guess itís a little better then.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

What, so she has an Irish accent.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Does she work in a gas station?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Oh man, I love The Thing

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

jit bull transpile posted:

Omg I had a guard in an Edinburgh museum ask me if I was Maori because of my reboot tattoo (black and spiky = tribal I guess?) and when I acted creeped out he just kept saying I was so tall for a woman.

Wait wait.

Reboot tattoo?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

jit bull transpile posted:

Ya when I turned 18 I got the tattoo that Enzo has on his shoulder when he comes back from being lost in the net. It's pretty tasteless tbh but I love it.

Thatís awesome! Itís not tasteless. You said Ďspikeyí so I wondered if it was a Hexadecimal tattoo.


Iron Crowned posted:

YOu should be embarrassed because Reboot is embarrassing

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

whypick1 posted:

That would honestly look better if it was branded on

It looks like it was branded on. I cannot figure out what it is.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Twitch posted:

Unless I'm thinking of a different dude with a similar tattoo, didn't his mistress end up murdering his wife, or something similar? Basically, everyone involved was awful.

Considering the tattoo looks to be done yesterday she would have worked pretty fast.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I also tried to work out why this person had a moviefone tattoo

Me three.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Iím going crazy trying to figure out if thereís a pun there or something.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

whypick1 posted:

Hey thread. Going to dig up an old-rear end post to share something that doesn't actually fit in this thread.


Well I found myself in San Antonio in this week and had some available real estate...



Thanks Toast!

(The shine is from the tatuderm since we kinda forgot to take any pictures before putting it on)

Thatís awesome!

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

The bad tattoo has a bad tattoo? Whoa.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I donít know who she is either but whoever she is sheís just guaranteed that nobody will ever know.

That was the sound of a career (if she had one?) ending.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


I canít figure out what body part that is. it looks like maybe a boob, but thereís no nipple so ....

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Memento posted:

It's an asscheek, right? We're seeing it with a pair of short shorts on, lifted up.

Ohhhh yeah. I can see that. I thought that limb in back was an arm.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Nostradingus posted:

He's wearing one of those lead vests they put on you when they x-ray your head at the dentist.

I think you are right. His arm is pretty clearly severely fractured.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I want to believe that it is a drawing by the guyís 10 year old son he got as a tribute.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.


Iíd make that face too if he was Supermaning me with his and Toad dick.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

GPTribefan posted:

That should be tattoo forbidden

gently caress you I wanted to make that joke.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Nitrox posted:

Can you explain the joke?

How can you be deaf with ears like that?

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Stoatbringer posted:

You will, though.

No, Mario will. Every night.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

AlbieQuirky posted:

You donít often see that conjunction of horsegirl and hybristophile.

Aha. Now I know what Harley Quinn has.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Bored posted:

This is its Scottish cousin.


(Sorry. I only had the edited version in the library.)


Edit:


Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

I especially like the atrophied right hind leg hanging in the breeze.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

We donít actually know that, which I think is part of his or her point. I think that was a story about how human beings can connect profoundly with the characters and the stories in the media they consume, and how something which might appear frivolous from a distance might seem less so from up close.


Glorious.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Palemdromes posted:

Is 32 too late to get a tattoo?

Give yourself another 10 years and ask again.

The answer will be do whatever the gently caress you want

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Palemdromes posted:

But what do you even get at that point. If I felt strongly enough about something that I’d get it as a tattoo, I’d have gotten it years ago. But an Andrew Bird or Against Me! tattoo seems pretty lame these days, so I’m glad I didn’t get one when I cared about stuff. Obviously the answer is who cares, but I just had some 20s people tell me I should follow my heart and it’s making me question my life long dedication to not getting a tattoo.

Do you really think everything in your life that will have meaning will be known to you by your mid 20s?

I got news about getting older for you, son.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Just shove them into your skin! Itís a tattoo AND a piercing!

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Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Doesnít everyone get their tattoo ideas off google?

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