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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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10 Beers posted:

This true. loving Holiday World. Everyone in Louisville and Indiana rave about that place, but it's really Kind depressing for a theme park.

Free soda and sunscreen! How can you go wrong?

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Not sure whether the tattoo or jeans are the worst part of the picture.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Jesus' mouth made me think of this:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Adrenaline and water color bruises, please.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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If tattoos could light up, you could play cat fetus Simon on her belly.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

idgi, what's the joke?

It's basically

pinterest_tattoos.jpg

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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ricketyvickyt posted:

At a passing glance, to me, this is really unreadable but I can't put my finger on why...


Maybe because it's flowers covering up someone's scars where they used to cut themselves to sleep at night and there are no letters in the tattoo.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

What? Why?

Most likely, he drives a smoke-belching brodozer that he loves very much.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Looks really good with all the bruising or whatever the hell is going on back there.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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EVG posted:

Seen in the wild... but I kinda dig it? Weird horse foot and all



Maybe those are Kate's legs (from Kate's Playground)

Kate has a hoof

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Zaphod42 posted:

I like how the I numbers are joined on the bottom, which is fine, but not the top. Like, pick one or the other.

The result is Super Bowel XXXVW

poo poo maybe the tattoo artist thought it was a W lol

I, personally, found the use of "bowel" instead of "bowl" to be the best part.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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With this handy labeling, she doesn't have to verbally assault groups of people now, but I bet she still does.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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If those aren't toes, why is there a lateral malleolus? Who the hell has babby removed from their side?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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HungryMedusa posted:

I love the idea of a Torgo tattoo.

However, and furthermore and well actually he never had red pants.

The top of that tattoo is good and the bottom is just wtf? Kinda like Torgo, so mission accomplished?

Vato posted:

And after further research, looks like the Torgo tattoo is taken from this

so, yes, it is fitting after all.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I'm the long, torpedo tit opposite of the small, hair-covered tit.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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whypick1 posted:

And what does Steven Tyler have to do with all of this?

I think it's Janice Dickinson.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Whatev posted:

This one's pretty cool

Furry spotted.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Thin Privilege posted:

Did this guy get the INSIDE of his belly button tattooed :cry: ? I can't push even slightly hard into mine without feeling some weeeeird pain(?) sensation. Can't describe it but I feel it in my whole body and it's horrible and no tattoo gun nooooo

He may have, but I can only see his armpit in that pic.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Maybe she has HIV

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Purgatory Glory posted:

Isn't that Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?

Yes.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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LadyPictureShow posted:

You need a closeup of dude's face for the full effect.



I said it when we were making fun of the guy in GBS, but I would pay money to see Mr. Cool Ice beat this guy up.

Looks like the living room walls in a white woman's Pinterest feed.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Adolf Titler

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Wtf is universal credit...is he saying he only barters for tattoos because he can't accept cash? Are they trading tattoos, like you have to give this guy a tattoo when he's done?



A UK welfare-style benefit it seems.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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One of our former teachers had some of the absolute worst kitchen scratcher tats on her arms and legs and nobody batted an eye until she was arrested and fired for banging one of our seniors. However, I don't think that can be blamed on the bad, visible tats.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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sephiRoth IRA posted:

It’s the flinch he does when the jar breaks. Wish I could forget it. In that interview I think I remember he discusses how he was trying to be quiet so his family wouldn’t know - he didn’t scream or anything, just tried to move through the pain

Imagine explaining to your wife that you need to go to the hospital to have glass extracted from your rectal cavity.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! › Tasteless Tattoos: The tattooed vagina looks like a hot dog in a bun

It reminds me of burger pug

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Dienes posted:

They are totally runes. They just so happen to be two of the same rune, backwards, and parallel, so they look exactly like a Nazi symbol.

While I don't support racism, I do believe in eye care. Vision problems can be a sign that there are underlying health issues and I would suggest an exam by a licensed professional.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Since it’s all jokes, pretty sure this would be laughter. Mans-laughter.

:rimshot:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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Scratch Monkey posted:



I think Adam's awesome

His sister doesn't

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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History Comes Inside! posted:

I’m not sure you can really paint nerd rear end tattoos from a billion dollar media franchise beloved by millions of people around the world with the ‘bigot dogwhistle’ brush that would warrant shaming people into covering them up, at least not until all the TERFs officially adopt the deathly hallows as the official :biotruths: symbol or something.

Welcome to the Somethingawful.com comedy forums, fellow goon.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Pretty disrespectful to put ol’ Cheeto on his *left* side too, bro.

Gotta keep him close to his heart

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I looked at the artists other work and most of it reminds me of ascii art with larger drawings made up of various characters....and then there's this one. I have no idea.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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I never took Sid for a face tat kind of guy.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

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CzarChasm posted:

Is there anything to get? VII / XIII? 7 over 13? The only thing I even kind of understand is ; is related to suicide. What does any of that have to do with POLKA?

Polka dots.

Also, the pic posted cuts off the comment from the tattoo artist that says, "...I knock it out of the park."

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