Introducing: Tori BIOS, a markov bot for YOSPOS

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vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

Also OP must be an actual programmer because this poo poo is all neat and nicely structured with proper defs and things, in comparison to my web scrapers which are mostly messy single file nightmares.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 13:15

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:19

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

vodkat posted:

Also OP must be an actual programmer because this poo poo is all neat and nicely structured with proper defs and things, in comparison to my web scrapers which are mostly messy single file nightmares.

same

# ? Apr 17, 2016 14:05

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

hmm. Computer Taycher, the genocide-loving, ultraracist bot?

HMM.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 15:00

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Maybe should have gone with the cathedral instead of the bazaar here OP

# ? Apr 17, 2016 15:04

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

ahmeni posted:

code:

    def parseNewReply(self):
        divs = self.htmldata.findAll('div')
        out = {}
        for div in divs:
            if div.get('id') == 'thread':
                out['posts'] = self.parseReplies(textdata=div)
        return out

my friend have you tried

code:

findAll('div', attrs={'id': 'thread'})

oh god yes. i'll use this going forwrd

vodkat posted:

Also OP must be an actual programmer because this poo poo is all neat and nicely structured with proper defs and things, in comparison to my web scrapers which are mostly messy single file nightmares.

lol i am terrible with coding if that should be of any help

# ? Apr 17, 2016 17:29

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

I think the real tori hacked my Twitter account

https://twitter.com/toricmos/status/721734812193660928

# ? Apr 17, 2016 17:49

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Pumpy Dumper posted:

I think the real tori hacked my Twitter account

https://twitter.com/toricmos/status/721734812193660928

yep

https://twitter.com/ToriCMOS/status/721727256662536192

# ? Apr 17, 2016 18:19

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

could you train deepdream to look at posts?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 18:52

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

could you train deepdream to look at posts?

please don't create skynet

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:43

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

code:

if div.get('out')

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:47

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

i'm going to go scream at the bedroom door yelling. save money by sleeping in a tracksuit and laughed at his fans.

what was yospos like three years the outback is great. the best comedy site not so bizarrely hyperspecific.

apple doesn't show advertisements on the offsite sass descendant forums, all of whom need a laptop or desktop. that's why i'd rather be spied on.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:57

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

ah, so you have worried about in your entire life. it's easy to be sixteen again.

you are so much better than new wood, but fact remains that we play on opening day. i agree, probate everyone who i don't know a lot more but it makes for a building like the empire state building or the sears tower?

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:59

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Tori BIOS posted:

i'm going to go scream at the bedroom door yelling. save money by sleeping in a tracksuit and laughed at his fans.

what was yospos like three years the outback is great. the best comedy site not so bizarrely hyperspecific.

apple doesn't show advertisements on the offsite sass descendant forums, all of whom need a laptop or desktop. that's why i'd rather be spied on.

Tori BIOS posted:

ah, so you have worried about in your entire life. it's easy to be sixteen again.

you are so much better than new wood, but fact remains that we play on opening day. i agree, probate everyone who i don't know a lot more but it makes for a building like the empire state building or the sears tower?

here are some more 'tuned' responses. it turns out that i had tori and fishmech merged into a single text file so as a result we ended up with some weird horrific hybrid. the above is actually based on tori alone

# ? Apr 17, 2016 19:59

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

i decided that i could never go to mcknight rd. not sure why anyone there is only a controversial opinion here, on the canned antifreeze. first of all the time, i literally can't looks a shitload better than fm does so it is to the records i have.

*fat guy wearing a blue polo shirt dies of a public university system that's accountable to the newest win10 because a guy dying from lox burns, heavy poo poo. the man was wearing a blue polo shirt dies of a sufficient size, paying $$$$$$$$ to support business.

hang on while i go to a random pens game in october, and they say it's still cheaper to come down. this guy is real good.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 20:06

mod saas: May 4, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Tori BIOS posted:

fat guy wearing a blue polo shirt dies of a public university system that's accountable to the newest win10 ... heavy poo poo.

the funy is coming from inside the computer

# ? Apr 17, 2016 20:44

New Zealand can eat me: Aug 29, 2008

Tori BIOS posted:

this guy is real good.

# ? Apr 17, 2016 23:07

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Tori BIOS posted:

a guy dying from lox burns

its fun when i know the exact post that got shuffled into the mix

# ? Apr 17, 2016 23:40

ahmeni: May 1, 2005; It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.; Grimey Drawer

vodkat posted:

BeautifulSoup is great but the documentation is such a mess it took me months to realise attrs={} was even a thing. That said, it was a good feeling to go back through my code and remove all of the lovely work arounds I'd used to do the same thing tho.

yeah it's a weird mess, I didn't even know about extract() until I found out about it for creatine. it's a lot better in bs4 though. I can't remember off hand if it's still true but you used to be able to pass named arguments to find like find('a', href='butts.com') but in Python that's super hosed because the most common use cases id and class are both restricted keywords so you gotta pass the dict

# ? Apr 18, 2016 00:05

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

cats are so dumb and wrong. time is money, friends andrew eldritch showed up to begin with for a building like the empire state building or the sears tower?

# ? Apr 18, 2016 05:58

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Tori BIOS posted:

cats are so dumb and wrong.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 06:09

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

lol the video game achievements so i guess not i hear that fat gently caress schwarber has a dh is the deceit that uber represents. cars are so stupid.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 15:17

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Tori BIOS posted:

cars are so stupid.

this bot speaks to me

# ? Apr 18, 2016 15:44

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

if you throw at a real fucker. instead of bothering me to keep it down. the gently caress outta here.

there is no force on earth more destructive than a middle-aged white man with the blue jays now, i wish this were true, but fact remains that we went wrong. throwing at batters who take liberty with the door closed.

let's talk about the idea of paying for skilled people to do with fuel conservation, 55mph is the bathroom. i know what you consume disney knows that market and they plugged a nail hole.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 15:46

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

Tori BIOS posted:

there is no force on earth more destructive than a middle-aged white man with the blue jays now,

i thought this said blue jeans and thought that we finally reached peak tori

# ? Apr 18, 2016 15:53

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

bot posts less often and more thoughtfully than the actual tori, so it's a good upgrade imo

# ? Apr 18, 2016 17:43

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

we saw a woman run into the street to flag down a little optimistic i can't answer this question. all i can wear because even with the poo poo that is host to some ladies for a fun joke.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 17:46

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

dammit tori.

https://twitter.com/toricmos/status/722106569861808128

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:42

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

my little brother is 29 and has been a thing for literally 150 years, but when you aren't hungry. looks like we got through the baseball.

this is my jam at the intersection of the games thread. the smoker is a sound one.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:42

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Tori BIOS posted:

my little brother is 29 and has been a thing for literally 150 years

ban for anime

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:45

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

all i did to get rid of all places 350 miles away i replaced a palladian window in my life, i saw some ikea furniture and thought it was $34. i'm going to get my poo poo cut, it ain't i quit this reminds me, i might eat out once every two weeks?

it is only a controversial opinion here, on the t line and can get to the wall is preventing the infiltration of outside air. a big mac pics thread closed for gamergate sympathies, the gently caress outta here.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:53

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

you spent $10 on this?

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:57

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

someone make one of these for d&d and see if anyone notices

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:57

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

Cat Face Joe posted:

you spent $10 on this?

i sacrificed 0.00002% of my salary for this yes

i only make 45k figgies as you can tell from my av

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:59

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

it should have an avatar

# ? Apr 18, 2016 18:59

Squeezy Farm: Jun 16, 2009

Tori BIOS posted:

all i did to get rid of all places 350 miles away i replaced a palladian window in my life, i saw some ikea furniture and thought it was $34. i'm going to get my poo poo cut, it ain't i quit this reminds me, i might eat out once every two weeks?

it is only a controversial opinion here, on the t line and can get to the wall is preventing the infiltration of outside air. a big mac pics thread closed for gamergate sympathies, the gently caress outta here.

Hmm, none of these are very good, and most are tldr;. Needs some more workshopping IMO.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:05

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

*crowd cheers* smokadustbowl posted: because they're not star wars fan fiction these are both good opinions, thank you. multiple people who weren't actually interested in the bay area.

i can't wait to buy it no matter how implausible it is. i agree, probate everyone who i don't have, and have no answer.

you don't need the expenses that come with a bicycle tire kit i don't have an answer either. go back to your childhood, instead of a child or teenager, and i do that poo poo from scratch now is terrifying.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:07

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

Squeezy Farm posted:

Hmm, none of these are very good, and most are tldr;. Needs some more workshopping IMO.

maybe he should rename it to squeezy farm bot

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:21

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

pittsburgh is a cost of doing business and it's only going to be optional and/or interacted with oddly. i pulled the car to the system in question, or connect to the records i have.

i don't care about the idea of going there and also fast food. jagr this is actually a completely appropriate argument and that's why he's a phillie now.

our defense is really hosed up. baseball has been governed for 150 years or more games he will miss.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:23

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

crusty is right, about the bot and about cumming in computers

ed:

Tori BIOS posted:

pittsburgh is a cost of doing business and it's only going to be optional and/or interacted with oddly.

wtf this is anti-tori

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:23

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:19

Tori BIOS: Apr 7, 2003

robinson township is to acknowledge that there's a great organization. the third level floors slope down a little optimistic i can't wait to buy peonies for my pittsburgh steelers when i refill their feeder.

# ? Apr 18, 2016 19:33

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