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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The worst type of electricity.

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hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
You left out at least half friend, you left out the civil meat.

Star Citizen posted:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

parthenocarpy posted:

dose anyone know how long it takes to get a refund

parthenocarpy posted:

just asking becasue i have rent and car payment and this is the last straw i cannot support it this game anymore.

Sell your jpegs using https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_trades

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

The worst type of electricity.

And we all know that rape is the inevitable consequence of piracy.

Here's Ben on the subject:

quote:

Raping and pillaging go under the same singular broad title. Lets face it, if you're going to pillage, you'll also rape. And vice-versa. #18,710

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=rape

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

kikkelivelho posted:

I'm not defending Ben's actions. I'm just annoyed by the fact that people are trying to link this to Chris and his company when no such connection exists.

Aside from him being Chris Roberts no. 1 fan who was made the public face of a 100m dollar company yeah there's no connection.

And even if Lesnick wasn't involved CIG would still be a loving joke run by idiots making a janky rear end piece of poo poo game.

e: nm I see what you are doing, well played

it dont matter fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 17, 2016

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

kikkelivelho posted:

You should probably wait until at least monday before doing anything too rash. We'll probably hear RSI's side of the story then.

thank you. i am calmed and relax now.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


I wouldn't do it. CIG is now locking accounts and charging a 15 dollar "service" fee if they suspect you've been doing that stuff.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Did anything ever happen with DEREK SMART's lawsuit(s)? I was hoping CIG would get sued into bankruptcy and we could all enjoy the resulting community fallout as those jpegs became worthless. Imagine how much more fun that would be than the game itself.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Okay. I guess it actually makes sense to have Ben as a prominent member of the company now that I see those things.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

i decided now. I am gonna keep my ships, print them out and live under them. i have alot, really, and they are important to me

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I don't hate anyone. Except those gull durned black people. #13,857

You know what they don't have here in college? Black people. #18,464

There are absolutely no black people here. #18,465

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

Okay. I guess it actually makes sense to have Ben as a prominent member of the company now that I see those things.

You know nothing. NOTHING!

NSFW!!!!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatTheFanfic/comments/3qkgna/the_flight_of_the_javelin_star_citizens_fanfiction/

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

alphabettitouretti posted:

Aside from him being Chris Roberts no. 1 fan who was made the public face of a 100m dollar company yeah there's no connection.


100% True! Ben has completely left behind the mysogynistic attitudes he expressed in his blog when he was in High School and doesn't let it influence his work.

Nowdays, when cases of sexual harrassment come up - he takes swift action. For example, one case, where a female Star Citizen player was sexually harrassing a male playing by complaining when he sent her unsolicited dick pics, Ben's team ensured swift action was taken by banning her. ZERO TOLERANCE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Pawn 17 posted:

Did anything ever happen with DEREK SMART's lawsuit(s)? I was hoping CIG would get sued into bankruptcy and we could all enjoy the resulting community fallout as those jpegs became worthless. Imagine how much more fun that would be than the game itself.

We'll know in 2 weeks

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Pawn 17 posted:

Did anything ever happen with DEREK SMART's lawsuit(s)? I was hoping CIG would get sued into bankruptcy and we could all enjoy the resulting community fallout as those jpegs became worthless. Imagine how much more fun that would be than the game itself.
It would be funny if derek smart got all of CIG's money.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

alphabettitouretti posted:

Aside from him being Chris Roberts no. 1 fan who was made the public face of a 100m dollar company yeah there's no connection.

And even if Lesnick wasn't involved CIG would still be a loving joke run by idiots making a janky rear end piece of poo poo game.

There's really no proof that he was hired by Chris. He has usually been great with these kinds of things. The game is also in alpha and multiple years away from release, no poo poo it has bugs.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

It would be funny if derek smart got all of CIG's money.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Tigey posted:

100% True! Ben has completely left behind the mysogynistic attitudes he expressed in his blog when he was in High School and doesn't let it influence his work.

Nowdays, when cases of sexual harrassment come up - he takes swift action. For example, one case, where a female Star Citizen player was sexually harrassing a male playing by complaining when he sent her unsolicited dick pics, Ben's team ensured swift action was taken by banning her. ZERO TOLERANCE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

Ya, part of the backstory to this is that this rat-faced freak who gave 30 grand to space citizen sent a picture of his dick to a woman on their forums.

Ben gave the guy a pass, now we know why!

Real talk: If anyone knows activists or groups that look out for the interests of women or minorities in video games, either consumers or in the industry, you should give them a heads up on all this. I know there are people out there who wake up every day chomping at the bit to stuff some fucker like Ben's poo poo up.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Have a WebDog post:

WebDog posted:

Hah he's updated his LiveJournal.
He uses the angry kid defence and hilariously tries to latch the blame onto Something Awful's brand of humor.

So under the rug it goes. Note he hasn't actually removed anything from the site.

WCnews history bit.
Now checking in again with my friend, turns out Ben really was a horrid person. He brings up this story.

The community once had a member called Eagle-1 (who was African American). Eagle apparently was the one who setup the IRC channels in 1996 and began the WC community well before WC news.
From what I can gather Eagle was a very well respected and kind community member. Being an older member (he was 58) many mentioned that he was a mentor to them dishing out advice to life's problems and encouraging awkward nerds to give it a go. He even rang up Ben to offer kind words before his eye surgery.

So what does Ben do? Gets annoyed that, unlike Eagle, he wasn't being seen as some sort of leader despite his knowledge of WC. Ben also hated that Eagle ran a competing IRC channel where you couldn't swear and things were kept in order and people felt safe. Basically Ben muscled him out and fostered that toxic community we now all love and quote.

But as my friend points out, Ben's distrust was allegedly racially motivated - he could not stand that at the end of the day the guy who everyone loves happens to be black.

Sadly Eagle died in 2007 from a heart attack. Despite the terse obituary on the website over on IRC Ben lapped up his demise, ripping into a beloved community member because of his own selfish reasons.

This isn't some angry kid, but some man who's wrapped himself up in a bubble of ignorance and tried to blame his life situation as a cause.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





a hole-y ghost posted:

It would be funny if derek smart got all of CIG's money.

And then used it to make his own space MMO

xiansi
Jan 26, 2012

im judjing all goons cause they have bad leader, so a noral member is associated whith thoose crasy one

Personaly i would quit the goons if i was in cause of thoose crasy ppl
Clapping Larry

Ryoshi posted:

his first post was so dumb I legitimately thought he was joking, infact I am still not 100% convinced of his sincerity

Oh come on now, this badass puppetmaster has been trolling SA non-stop since they signed up 8 months ago:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772600&userid=215910


Even went to the effort of posting this little gem:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741676&pagenumber=45&perpage=40#post450417483

Credibility established there I guess.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless







yep.

bonus parpgaryderp.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Stimverse.... STIMSIS... :crossarms:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

xiansi posted:

Oh come on now, this badass puppetmaster has been trolling SA non-stop since they signed up 8 months ago:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3772600&userid=215910


Even went to the effort of posting this little gem:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741676&pagenumber=45&perpage=40#post450417483

Credibility established there I guess.
also: Kikkeli Velho

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

Have a WebDog post:

I like how he tries to play off being a horrible person as "I was just a kid". Nothing seems to have really changed.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

In case any of you forget who hired Ben. And who runs CIG.

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14979-Chairmans-Response-To-The-Escapist

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Here is reddit defending ben.



https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4f2gc8/bens_lesnicks_blog_the_book_of_loaf/

Look how deleted it got. I wonder.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Skoll posted:

I like how he tries to play off being a horrible person as "I was just a kid". Nothing seems to have really changed.

Yeah, that defense is over at 18 I should think. Definitely by 25.

I mean, a freaking 17 year old can join the army and go to war.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
why isnt thsi guy destroyed yet, i looked at his twitter and he's fine and not destroyed

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hitler? I HATE that guy!!

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

What was,he angry about in his youth,?

Thats his defense but what exactly?

Fatfluenza?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

donkey salami posted:

What was,he angry about in his youth,?

Thats his defense but what exactly?

Fatfluenza?
Cheez-It prices

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

Putty posted:

why isnt thsi guy destroyed yet, i looked at his twitter and he's fine and not destroyed

prob because it really broke saturday afternoon.

hopefully he will be destroyed tomorrow but who knows really

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Hitler? I HATE that guy!!

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Maybe I should edit my post since the guy who wrote it didn't really mean it.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Uhh what was that stimpire thing

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

donkey salami posted:

What was,he angry about in his youth,?
Being unable as a 25 year old to have sex with 13 year olds more than once or twice a month

EDIT: Whilst working in a school

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

8 track betamax posted:

Uhh what was that stimpire thing
The place where you get your penis cut off and your womb filled with blue fluids and then you get electrified by the worst type of electricity.

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist

donkey salami posted:

What was,he angry about in his youth,?

Thats his defense but what exactly?

Fatfluenza?

He was a fat, unpopular nerd with failing eyesight. He 100% credits reading the wing commander novelization or manual or something with saving his vision. Chris Roberts healed him like Jesus. Seriously.

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist

8 track betamax posted:

Uhh what was that stimpire thing

Star citizen fanfiction from the official CIG forums. There are bunches of comics, photoshops and the like about it in the games thread.

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

a hole-y ghost posted:

Hitler? I HATE that guy!!

Yeah but he was a great leader! Just look at how he won the war!

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