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How me the pickle juice
Mix it with liquor
Drink it straight
Make my own pickles
Make a smoothie
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Hi GBS, I have found my self in a pickle.

Specifically, I am without pickles.

I ate them.




I ate all my delicious pickles and now I have a bunch of tasty pickle juice and I'm not sure what to do with it.

As it stands I see a few options, listed in the poll.

Vote or tell me what to do with this sweet nectar.



For you phone posters, just leave a comment and I might read it.






Thanks and be sure to like and subscribe to my youtube channel

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005

by Lowtax


Buglord

wheres the fuckin poll

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

let it ferment into picklewine and then u canoe do go

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

sorry had stroke

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Iron Prince posted:

wheres the fuckin poll

somebody get this heckler out of here

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

let it ferment into picklewine and then u canoe do go

hmmm. a canoe styled like a pickle.... somebody call in the investors!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!



Dunk a dill pickle realdo

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

flick it on your sandwiches for flavor

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




dab it behind your ears before tonight's hot date

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Mt Olive is scrub tier pickles.


Another option is to put it in a cup like this and convince someone it's mountain dew

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

MiracleWhale posted:

dab it behind your ears before tonight's hot date

HABAHJABJBAHBSHAHBAHBAHAHHAHAHAHAH


Me?



A date?


MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




ChrisHansen posted:

HABAHJABJBAHBSHAHBAHBAHAHHAHAHAHAH


Me?



A date?




oh so you're free tonight? pm me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




don't forget the pickle juice or i might not be able to get it up, it's the spark that starts my engine

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

marinate chicken in it, pickle juice is pro level marinade

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

"Oh Father. You've returned!", you scream with utter elation. With a calm serenity of the last true Wyoming bodhisattva, I turn and reply...


"Suck my goddamned balls, please"



calm the gently caress down for starters jeez

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

MiracleWhale posted:

don't forget the pickle juice or i might not be able to get it up, it's the spark that starts my engine

Pm sent


Tom Gorman posted:

marinate chicken in it, pickle juice is pro level marinade


Who do you think I am, Emeril pastrami?



I'm thinking of boiling it down and making it into little pickle lozenges. Is that even how it works? gently caress if I know

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

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dad gay. so what posted:

calm the gently caress down for starters jeez

Dunk a dill, daddy-o

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

"Oh Father. You've returned!", you scream with utter elation. With a calm serenity of the last true Wyoming bodhisattva, I turn and reply...


"Suck my goddamned balls, please"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6naQ195c_k

Dorrthrax
Feb 2, 2013


I've seen my 4yo niece forgo the pickles and just chug the juice.

Drink it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




<buys a jar of pickles>
<toss the pickles direct in the trash>
<chugs that poo poo>

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


I like it with v8, a shitload of pepper, tabasco, and some lime.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005

by Lowtax


Buglord

ChrisHansen posted:

somebody get this heckler out of here

drink it w/ goku

Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009


Get some bourbon and have a few Picklebacks (whiskey shots chased with pickle juice).

They are strangely addictive.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

I imagine that p.j. (pickle juice) is acidic enough to set off a baking soda volcano

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




ChrisHansen posted:

I imagine that p.j. (pickle juice) is acidic enough to set off a baking soda volcano

why haven't you tried it yet? get down to biz already

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

I need to build an appropriate volcano. I'll have to stop by the craft store to get some paper mache

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




please make a video if you do

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

I'm kind of scared of the smell that will accompany the reaction

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 20, 2004



hannibal buress already told the world what to do with pickle juice

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




ChrisHansen posted:

I'm kind of scared of the smell that will accompany the reaction

please record the vid in smell-o-vision

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

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Happy Bear Suit posted:

hannibal buress already told the world what to do with pickle juice

The guy from aimcrnt africa?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



Put a label on it that says "Natural Electrolyte Elixir" and sell it to a hipster for $12.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011



Pickle juice is scientifically proven to relive muscle cramps, and no one knows why.
Those lab coats have tried breaking it down into its constituent pats and it doesn't have the same effect. Its like mentos and diet coke.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Mix it with soy sauce and do shots. I did this once. It wasn't very good but I survived, and that which does not kill you etc.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Lost Canyoneer posted:

Get some bourbon and have a few Picklebacks (whiskey shots chased with pickle juice).

They are strangely addictive.

These are so loving good.

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz


I use pickle juice when I'm making a potato salad, I mix it in with the sour cream & mayonnaise dressing.

1 kg baby potatoes, boiled & quatered
1 poo poo tonne of bacon, pan fried till crispy and chopped
1 spanish onion, chopped
5 babby pickles, thinly sliced
6 boiled eggs, quartered

Dressing
200ml of sour cream
200ml of whole egg mayonnaise
1/5 of the jar of pickle juice
Salt & pepper to taste.

Of course you ate the pickles already so I guess this won't work for you.

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



Somebody post the pickle juice popsicle loss edit

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

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amityville anus posted:

Somebody post the pickle juice popsicle loss edit

It's the most versatile meme!

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