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How me the pickle juice
Mix it with liquor
Drink it straight
Make my own pickles
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Hi GBS, I have found my self in a pickle.

Specifically, I am without pickles.

I ate them.




I ate all my delicious pickles and now I have a bunch of tasty pickle juice and I'm not sure what to do with it.

As it stands I see a few options, listed in the poll.

Vote or tell me what to do with this sweet nectar.



For you phone posters, just leave a comment and I might read it.






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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Iron Prince posted:

wheres the fuckin poll

somebody get this heckler out of here

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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JiveHonky posted:

let it ferment into picklewine and then u canoe do go

hmmm. a canoe styled like a pickle.... somebody call in the investors!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Mt Olive is scrub tier pickles.


Another option is to put it in a cup like this and convince someone it's mountain dew

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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MiracleWhale posted:

dab it behind your ears before tonight's hot date

HABAHJABJBAHBSHAHBAHBAHAHHAHAHAHAH


Me?



A date?


ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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MiracleWhale posted:

don't forget the pickle juice or i might not be able to get it up, it's the spark that starts my engine

Pm sent


Tom Gorman posted:

marinate chicken in it, pickle juice is pro level marinade


Who do you think I am, Emeril pastrami?



I'm thinking of boiling it down and making it into little pickle lozenges. Is that even how it works? gently caress if I know

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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dad gay. so what posted:

calm the gently caress down for starters jeez

Dunk a dill, daddy-o

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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I imagine that p.j. (pickle juice) is acidic enough to set off a baking soda volcano

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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I need to build an appropriate volcano. I'll have to stop by the craft store to get some paper mache

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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I'm kind of scared of the smell that will accompany the reaction

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Happy Bear Suit posted:

hannibal buress already told the world what to do with pickle juice

The guy from aimcrnt africa?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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amityville anus posted:

Somebody post the pickle juice popsicle loss edit

It's the most versatile meme!

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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If anyone is interested, I preformed 2 experiments today.

First of all, I tried a shot of pickle juice after a shot of really super gross bourbon. It was incredibly successful. Even when I burp, it tastes like pickles, not charred wood.

Secondly I combined1 tablespoon of baking soda with a shot of pickle juice. The reaction resulted in fewer bubbles than a can of uncarbonated water.


Are there any other ideas that may trump likker?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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JiveHonky I will need to know the brand of pickle juice. If it is a scrub tier brand you may need to consume up to 2 cans per day to maintain your current level of service

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Mr Chinatown. I completely agree. Clausen is the best store brand u can find. However, you seem to be an expert on the subject. Can you refer me to any publications which may direct me to the greatest homemade pickle?

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