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Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Serious Frolicking posted:

what if your son turns out to be super gay, like gay to the extent that he will hold a lifelong grudge due to not having a pink power wheel at the age of 2?

Jurrasic park is v. gay

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FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Well there is money to be made with dinosaur gay literature, especially the T-rex.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 12:31

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Greatest Living Man posted:

Sebastians Jeep

# ? Apr 20, 2016 12:38

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

sebastians jeep is a good jeep, and you are a good dad

maybe it will instill an interest in jeeps that will make him a natural leader in the motorpool platoon in the coming resource wars our children will fight in. think of it, your son a noncomissioned officer in charge of the entire fleet of wheeled vehicles for a whole army unit

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Nadir: Apr 12, 2003; It's only up from here

dad good, so what

# ? Apr 20, 2016 13:57

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

World war 4 will be fought with toys

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Thunder Moose: Mar 7, 2015; S.J.C.

Get schwifty, yeaaah!

# ? Apr 20, 2016 14:05

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Quality dadding, voting three though because you didn't put Malcolm glasses on your son. Better luck next time.

kiddingI voted 2

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

HOW DO I CROSS THE STREAMS DADDE

# ? Apr 20, 2016 14:35

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

So my sister gave me an old Power Wheels Barbie Jammin' Jeep. My niece is 13 now it had been sitting in their yard for years. She is classy.

It was filthy, no battery, and violently pink - purple.

Since my son just turned two, I decided to get a battery for it and paint it all red to cover up the age. Then I remembered I am a huge nerd with a lot of free time.

I disassembled it and washed the pieces off, scrubbing them clean.

Then I just started painting.

Sebastian helped.

I photoshopped a logo, printed out a few it at Walgreen's, and backed them with adhesive.

And now it is a Jurassic Park jeep!

Battery is charging now Those fuckers are expensive, BTW.

I doubt he is going to be able to steer it that great, has never seen the movie, and would have preferred I painted it like Elmo, but whatever.

It's funny I just remembered years ago I posted a thread about re-painting my older son's room. I guess I repaint stuff a lot.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2757249

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Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Nadir posted:

dad good, so what

# ? Apr 20, 2016 15:09

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

When he gets older (turns 3) you should take out the little battery motor it has and drop in a chainsaw engine.

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George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

thanks for the easy karma reddit post sucker!

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Budget Dracula: Jun 6, 2007

what kind of batteries do those things take?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 15:58

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Budget Dracula posted:

what kind of batteries do those things take?

*mom comes out with a pack of AA batteries* will these fit, hun?

# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:04

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Take some pics of you in the jeep.

In fact you should have done that before you painted it.

Also, good dad, good kid.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:10

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

Should have left the jeep how it was, thus causing your child to have a great deal of gender confusion in the future.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 17:35

Koivunen: Oct 7, 2011; there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour

Does your son like Jurassic Park? Or is it you that likes Jurassic Park? Either way you are a good dad, just be careful about imposing your love of movies that haven't aged well on your child.

# ? Apr 20, 2016 18:30