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"I lost my leg at Iwo Jima for this?! Two atom bombs weren't enough."
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The true horrors of radiation
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Apr 22, 2016 02:18
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Apparently Sgt. Wilks isn't the only fan of Japanese children
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Apr 22, 2016 02:33
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"Hmm, this cartoon is good and funny. It's not bad! Not bad!! "
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Apr 22, 2016 02:35
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WHERE'S THE GOD drat BOAT
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Apr 22, 2016 02:41
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"...nothing, you already told 'em twice"
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Apr 22, 2016 02:43
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im glad
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Apr 22, 2016 02:45
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hahah "what is this crap?" hahaha "i'm glad we nuked them" hahahahaha
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Apr 22, 2016 02:48
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im not dead yet but all my friends are
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This anime I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make anime. Up till then people just watched mickey mouse. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's favorite anime and he watched it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, placed it inside a paper sleeve, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this anime DVD to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed -- along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his anime DVD. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's favorite anime. This anime. (holds it up, long pause) This anime was on your Daddy's monitor when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the anime it'd be confiscated, taken away, because gooks love anime even more than your dad did. The way your Dad looked at it, that anime was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His rear end. Five long years, he wore this anime up his rear end. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the DVD. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of plastic up my rear end two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give this anime to you.
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Apr 22, 2016 02:53
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gather around granchildren is it time for a good old fasioned family jo while watching bouncing japanese cartoon breast
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:Apparently Sgt. Wilks isn't the only fan of Japanese children lmao
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"It is a comfort to know that even though my country that I fought for lost to the Allies, it would go on to create the purest form of art and human expression. Banzai!" *accidentally drives car into kfc store front*
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Apr 22, 2016 03:02
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"Ah, what a time to be alive"--85 year old man watching DBZ lamenting he was born too soon
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Apr 22, 2016 03:06
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*owns a Toyko Rose bodypillow*
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Apr 22, 2016 03:40
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PBS Newshour posted:*owns a Toyko Rose bodypillow*
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Apr 22, 2016 04:04
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"It a baaaaaaaaad!" - Dr. Sachio Ashida, Former Japanese Imperial Air Force member and Kamikaze pilot trainee who personally surveyed the damage at Hiroshima less than 6 hours after the bomb was dropped
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Apr 22, 2016 04:16
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They stole my legs and my idea.
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Apr 22, 2016 04:18
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My grandfather doesn't take part in the subs vs dubs debate, he learned Japanese while a POW
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Apr 22, 2016 04:22
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wow, these cartoons are compelling and the quality is excellent, thanks to these Japanese made home theater components.
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Apr 22, 2016 04:34
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Patton was so tsundere
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Apr 22, 2016 04:37
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Rommel you magnificent bastard, I read your ki levels
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Apr 22, 2016 04:41
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ban all anime
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Apr 22, 2016 04:44
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slap a jap with spongebob
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Apr 22, 2016 04:51
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If we'd a had Goku in 1945 we'd a have kept going all the way to Moscow.
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Apr 22, 2016 04:56
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85 year old retired brigadier general Chuck Yeager watches episode 5 of Strike Witches, in a which a bunny eared anime girl version of himself wearing nothing but a bra and panties recreates his historic breaking of the sound barrier to achieve Mach 1 for the first time ever by a human. "Im ok with this."
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Apr 22, 2016 04:58
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"huh, what's going? where's doris? where's my tv dinner? where's my smokes? who the gently caress are you?!?!"
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Apr 22, 2016 05:07
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"Why the gently caress do they keep sucking up to the Germans? Not like they helped them out much."
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Apr 22, 2016 05:14
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*dies with a glowing erection*
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Apr 22, 2016 05:14
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this is the thread for veteran anime watchers right
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Apr 22, 2016 05:19
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That's not how Vegeta died, I should know because I was there.
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Apr 22, 2016 05:20
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See you, Space Cowboy 
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Apr 22, 2016 05:20
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me no rikey
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Apr 22, 2016 05:23
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*adds sweat drop to Kilroy*
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Omaha Bleach
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Apr 22, 2016 05:24
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Goku bled out in my arms, and this is how they remember him. Pathetic.
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Apr 22, 2016 05:30
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how many WW2 vets are left? My grandpa did radar on a strategic bomber during Korea and he's touching 90, and was a youngster 17 he enlisted.
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* watches the barefoot gen hiroshima nuke scene multiple times * * dies content *
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This battle looks familiar... wait, I was there... and that cartoon looks like me, when I was a young man? ... now it's showing me aging, older and older, and now in this very nursing home... where I see myself coming to this realization?
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