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To add to the lovely food threads that have been popping up, I decided to use my professional status as a famous Yelp reviewer for this. Also, I tried to post it a few days ago but got autobanned for doing something stupid. Anyway, a few days ago I woke up at about 3pm after drinking heavily and decided that I was far too lazy to make actual food. So where do you go when you don't want real food? Burger King! I didn't even know this thing existed until a day or two ago, so I decided to get the "Angriest Whopper" from the fine dining establishment. Here is the unwrappening!  Oooooo looks mad!  Here is everything I ordered. This burger is a badass.  The best pic of it I could get showing all it's spiciness!  Uh... the inside.  Halfway into it!  Almost done!!!  And the verdict: It was not angry at all, maybe just a little perturbed. Like..... basically a jalapeno cheeseburger with some other poo poo on it. I would not recommend getting it if you want something spicy, or Burger King at all for every other possible reason. I guess It didn't taste bad though. I guess the true verdict will be whenever it comes out the other end. Then we'll see just how spicy you are pal. not edit - realized that after 6 years this is my first thread and it's about a loving burger king burger.... That's burning me far more than the stupid whopper 
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Blatantly a ripoff of the broodwitch.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:10
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i ate the black out burger and it turned my poop like neon green it was aweasome
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Apr 22, 2016 19:11
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my only criticism would be dont post this thread do a better one
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Apr 22, 2016 19:11
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JiveHonky posted:my only criticism would be dont post this thread do a better one id add "suck my drat balls" as well
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Apr 22, 2016 19:13
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i liked the pictures idk makes me truly feel what its like to be a terrible poster you know?
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Apr 22, 2016 19:13
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This is a bad thread and the OP is a bad poster who eats bad burgs
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Apr 22, 2016 19:15
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i had one of these too but im not clearly retarded like OP appears to be
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Apr 22, 2016 19:16
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Moltke posted:i had one of these too but im not clearly retarded like OP appears to be yeah youre more of an opaque retard
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It's kind of weird how once you develop even a modest tolerance of spice in america you realize how non spicy all of our food is. Maybe it's different with southern bbq or w/e but everywhere I've lived the only truly spicy options I come across are asian places that will give you a jar of chili oil if you ask. And my spice tolerance isn't even that high, I've never messed with extracts or stuff like that just fresh peppers and pretty basic hotsauces.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:18
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yeah youre more of an opaque retard oh please, i'm shimmering and reflective
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Apr 22, 2016 19:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i ate the black out burger and it turned my poop like neon green it was aweasome My poop was reddish. But can't guarantee that it wasn't blood. Also, I'm a bad poster. I have no reservations about admitting this.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:19
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Relax, you're doing fine!
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Apr 22, 2016 19:21
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flerp posted:id add "suck my drat balls" as well noted
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Apr 22, 2016 19:22
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SilkyP posted:Relax, you're doing fine! 
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Apr 22, 2016 19:22
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did it hurt coming out OP?
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Apr 22, 2016 19:22
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Have some more pills pill head. -Marduk
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Apr 22, 2016 19:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk0TsOwIceI
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Apr 22, 2016 19:23
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ArbitraryC posted:It's kind of weird how once you develop even a modest tolerance of spice in america you realize how non spicy all of our food is. Maybe it's different with southern bbq or w/e but everywhere I've lived the only truly spicy options I come across are asian places that will give you a jar of chili oil if you ask. And my spice tolerance isn't even that high, I've never messed with extracts or stuff like that just fresh peppers and pretty basic hotsauces. Enduring the flavor! 
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Apr 22, 2016 19:24
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Smash it Smash hit posted:did it hurt coming out OP? Spicier out than in. Still wasn't impressive.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Spicier out than in. Still wasn't impressive. i meant when you came out of the closet  CAUSe youre gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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JB50 posted:Have some more pills pill head. -Mardock I'm a pill junkie. I love the poo poo that dumbs me down for the bipolar and other poo poo. Actually, none of those meds are fun. Can't sell 'em.
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i meant when you came out of the closet oh snap! It hurt more when I came out of the closet. My dad beat me relentlessly. So I married and divorced a woman to hide it. Now I'm alone and eat not spicy burgers to repress my gayness.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:28
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Pennywise the Frown posted:oh snap! okay good was just making sure.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:28
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Hows that burts bee cream
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Apr 22, 2016 19:31
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Free Cheese posted:Hows that burts bee cream It's wonderful. I like the chap stick though. It's minty.  I just put that in there to make it look like I'm a normal human.It was a Christmas gift. Actually it was a dirty Santa thing, and I picked it. 
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Apr 22, 2016 19:34
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I like the little grouch face at the end of the wrapper ingredients. it's like "I don't want to be inside no bun."
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Apr 22, 2016 19:54
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Enjoy your blood red poo poo tomorrow.
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Apr 22, 2016 19:59
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if you eat too much spicy food it hurts and you might get a hemorrhoid 
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Apr 22, 2016 20:00
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bradzilla posted:Enjoy your blood red poo poo tomorrow. Well it was a few days ago. I was waiting on info from genesplicer/Lady Ambien of how the autoban happened. Apparently I chose the "Hot" icon (even though the burger wasn't hot, see what I was trying to do there?). It tainted my clean record. But my toilet wasn't clean. Yeah, it was reddish.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well it was a few days ago. I was waiting on info from genesplicer/Lady Ambien of how the autoban happened. Apparently I chose the "Hot" icon (even though the burger wasn't hot, see what I was trying to do there?). It tainted my clean record. you really are a terrible poster haha
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well it was a few days ago. I was waiting on info from genesplicer/Lady Ambien of how the autoban happened. Apparently I chose the "Hot" icon (even though the burger wasn't hot, see what I was trying to do there?). It tainted my clean record. lol if you didn't get banned for your first post
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well it was a few days ago. I was waiting on info from genesplicer/Lady Ambien of how the autoban happened. Apparently I chose the "Hot" icon (even though the burger wasn't hot, see what I was trying to do there?). It tainted my clean record. Hahahaha
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Apr 22, 2016 20:05
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welcome to the accidentally autobanned myself, club
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Apr 22, 2016 20:06
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self owns are the best owns
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I ate one of these yesterday, and pretty much feel the same way. $6 for a red bun. Whatever bbq sauce they put on it was about the only thing I could taste, and the mild heat of the 3 jalapenos. Should've known better, but I always fall for trying spicy food.
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Apr 22, 2016 20:08
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just always choose the Slayer tag it works for any occasion
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Apr 22, 2016 20:10
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Can someone post a review of the Wendy's ghostpepper burg? How does it compare to the Angriest Whopper?
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Zzulu posted:welcome to the accidentally autobanned myself, club  Iakona posted:I ate one of these yesterday, and pretty much feel the same way. $6 for a red bun. Whatever bbq sauce they put on it was about the only thing I could taste, and the mild heat of the 3 jalapenos. Should've known better, but I always fall for trying spicy food. This is pretty much exactly my thoughts on the Angriest Whopper.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well it was a few days ago. I was waiting on info from genesplicer/Lady Ambien of how the autoban happened. Apparently I chose the "Hot" icon (even though the burger wasn't hot, see what I was trying to do there?). It tainted my clean record. Yah my toilet is reddish too because I don't flush when I pee, unless I have to poop, then I flush before I poop. Gotta protect the sphincter.
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