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I'm going to pay a group of hobos to camp out in front of Patton Oswalt's wife's grave and have them take shifts pointing at it and laughing. I'll pay them extra to shove him away from it every time he tries to visit.
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I SWEAR I'M GONNA GO JACK RUBY ON THIS PADDINGTON OSWALD FELLOW
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May 23, 2016 02:20
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Command Ant posted:I'm going to pay a group of hobos to camp out in front of Patton Oswalt's wife's grave and have them take shifts pointing at it and laughing. I'll pay them extra to shove him away from it every time he tries to visit. But that grave is going to be empty, because I'm going to dig up her fat corpse and then throw pieces of her chopped up body at his lovely little windows all night while he's tweeting himself to sleep.
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May 23, 2016 02:31
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what if patton slipped on a banana peel and broke his fat loving stupid liberal neck and died leaving his fat worthless baby daughter an orphan holy poo poo the lols would never end omg shiiiiitbaaaalllss
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May 23, 2016 03:30
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What if he went to a star-studded premier of the Ghostbusters TRAVESTY, got possessed by the ghost of kiddie sex murderer, and then live-Tweeted a ritual sex-dissection of his child, who I also hate, for being related to Pattent OsWalt? That would be strange, but, compuletely justified, IMO. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 23, 2016 03:44
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Patton Oswald is an amazing actor, anyone who's seen Digstown knows he's a one man Rat Pack
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May 23, 2016 03:44
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I liked "Big Fan".
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May 23, 2016 03:45
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he was great on king of queens
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May 23, 2016 03:48
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Fiend posted:Patton Oswald is an amazing actor, anyone who's seen Digstown knows he's a one man Rat Pack Falun Bong Refugee posted:I liked "Big Fan". Dylan McKay posted:he was great on king of queens I am going to loving destroy Patten "FatTweets" Oswalt with furious blows and neck chops.
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May 23, 2016 03:51
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how come the rats in ratatoullie had american accents they even say in the supplemental material that they are brown rats which are european in origin
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May 23, 2016 03:52
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Have fun with that, I guess?
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May 23, 2016 03:53
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Ork of Fiction posted:I am going to loving destroy Patten "FatTweets" Oswalt with furious blows and neck chops. if theres anything left after i get through with that pudgy libtard!
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May 23, 2016 03:58
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Command Ant posted:I'm going to pay a group of hobos to camp out in front of Patton Oswalt's wife's grave and have them take shifts pointing at it and laughing. I'll pay them extra to shove him away from it every time he tries to visit. lol if you think hes going to visit. Maybe mothers day at most for his daughter.
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May 23, 2016 04:01
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Have fun with that, I guess? I will. In fact, it's quite likely the most fun a person could ever have in any potential universe. Afterwards, all life will be a hollow sham and I'll probably kill myself.
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May 23, 2016 04:02
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JiveHonky posted:what if patton slipped on a banana peel and broke his fat loving stupid liberal neck and died leaving his fat worthless baby daughter an orphan holy poo poo the lols would never end omg shiiiiitbaaaalllss I cant wait to own her when shes old enough to use twitter about her dead dad an mom!
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May 23, 2016 04:02
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JiveHonky posted:if theres anything left after i get through with that pudgy libtard! I hate him!!!
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May 23, 2016 04:03
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Dylan McKay posted:he was great on king of queens 
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May 23, 2016 04:21
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what if patton oswalt put his daughter to bed and then sat down in his living room to have a long think.
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May 23, 2016 04:26
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etalian posted:neil degrasse tyson? Yeah, that's his name. His tweets are pretty bad. He seems like the kind of person that says, "I'm atheist, deal with it" aspires to be. But I consider his attitude toward Interstellar to be less offensive that Oswald's defense of Ghostbusters. What kind of degenerate defends that stillbirth of a film? Or tweets about Hillary for that matter? gently caress Patton Oswalt and his tweets.
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May 23, 2016 04:52
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tenspott posted:gently caress Patton Oswalt and his tweets. burn the world aghhhhhhhhh aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rhrrjwhrehhwhe ahhhhhhh
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May 23, 2016 04:54
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I never really thought about it before but yeah god I hate patton oswalt
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May 23, 2016 05:05
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"Fat"-on Oswalt. Maybe you could do something with that? just a thought
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May 23, 2016 11:52
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:LMAO if you stick up for Patton Oswald after he's spent 5 years on twitter repeating his mantra that everything is okay to joke about or nothing is, everyone needs to stop being offended, and people who say they're offended are just trying to get attention. You can defend people without agreeing with them, if you're not a retard
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May 23, 2016 17:15
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i think even patton can appreciate that rad joke about his wife as slimer i mean if hed just be objective for one drat second
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May 23, 2016 17:18
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i like him
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May 23, 2016 17:21
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I always figured Patton Oswalt was just using the angry misanthrope schtick for his routine, but was actually a nice guy irl. Baggin on him personally for playing that role seems a lot like baggin on actors who play villains. Maybe that's just me though?
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May 23, 2016 17:31
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he is fat and also not funny
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May 23, 2016 17:39
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runupon cracker posted:I always figured Patton Oswalt was just using the angry misanthrope schtick for his routine, but was actually a nice guy irl. Baggin on him personally for playing that role seems a lot like baggin on actors who play villains. Maybe that's just me though? nah I unfollowed him years ago because of how loving much he complains about every loving thing. he really is just a bitter retard who desperately needs to get the gently caress off twitter
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May 23, 2016 18:15
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is he from the east coast, ya'll bitch and complain about everything, just shut the gently caress up and work and do what your boss tells you.
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May 23, 2016 18:17
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lmao his wife is still dead
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May 23, 2016 18:18
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Do it ironically posted:lmao his wife is still dead i wonder if she's still fat too lol
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May 23, 2016 18:20
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vyst posted:i wonder if she's still fat too lol her slimer form is
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May 23, 2016 18:21
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runupon cracker posted:I always figured Patton Oswalt was just using the angry misanthrope schtick for his routine, but was actually a nice guy irl. Baggin on him personally for playing that role seems a lot like baggin on actors who play villains. Maybe that's just me though? Go read his Twitter. His tweets are terrible!
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May 23, 2016 23:27
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forget it tenspott, these soft-hearted socialists will never understand about Patton's tweets, and how bad they are. They are either unable to understand them or living in some kind of liberal dream dimension where up is down, black is white and Patton Oswalts tweets are acceptable. I. HATE. HIM. SO. MUCH.
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May 23, 2016 23:34
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I wanna suplex him until he's just a bloody mess on the mat while my theme music plays and I show off how cool my muscles look to the cheering fans in Roanoke Virginia this Sunday at wrestlemania
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May 23, 2016 23:36
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Anybody gonna rape his wife?
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May 23, 2016 23:36
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Booblord Zagats posted:I wanna suplex him until he's just a bloody mess on the mat while my theme music plays and I show off how cool my muscles look to the cheering fans in Roanoke Virginia this Sunday at wrestlemania BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Anybody gonna rape his wife? GRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR
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May 23, 2016 23:37
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*rising pitch*
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May 24, 2016 00:39
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Ork of Fiction posted:But that grave is going to be empty, because I'm going to dig up her fat corpse and then throw pieces of her chopped up body at his lovely little windows all night while he's tweeting himself to sleep. jfc gas this stupid loving circle jerk
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what is this thread about I can't tell
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