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Eliza Dushku needs to show up at Patton Oswalt's house, pretending to have been implanted with Michelle McNamara's brain
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TK-42-1 posted:Bitching about someone being politically vocal is way gayer than just being politically vocal. You know what's even worse? Being married to Patten Oswalt, Twitter's most annoying bitchbaby an notorious Hillary lover. This lady really lucked out that she doesn't have to live that way any more because she's dead.
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Apr 23, 2016 22:27
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tenspott posted:You know what's even worse? Being married to Patten Oswalt, Twitter's most annoying bitchbaby an notorious Hillary lover. This lady really lucked out that she doesn't have to live that way any more because she's dead. Wow, over a decade and less than 100 posts. What helped you find your spine? Finally see a dick smaller than yours?
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Blue Train posted:explaining the joke kills it You're welcome.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Wow, over a decade and less than 100 posts. What helped you find your spine? Finally see a dick smaller than yours? Good come back! You know what's not coming back? Patton Oswalt's wife. You know what is coming back? His 50 tweet long rants about dumb Democrat stuff. NO ONE CARES PATTON! SHUT UP!
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tenspott posted:Good come back! You know what's not coming back? Patton Oswalt's wife. You know what is coming back? His 50 tweet long rants about dumb Democrat stuff. NO ONE CARES PATTON! SHUT UP! 
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tenspott posted:Good come back! You know what's not coming back? Patton Oswalt's wife. You know what is coming back? His 50 tweet long rants about dumb Democrat stuff. NO ONE CARES PATTON! SHUT UP! I don't gently caress him or his dumb bitch so why would I give a poo poo about any of it? I was just commenting on your flagrant need to compensate for your small penis. Nothing more too it.
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Apr 23, 2016 22:41
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Nuebot posted:It's funny because a woman died and now a fat man is sad. also the dead woman was fat too and there is a greater than 0% chance that Patton killed her
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Apr 23, 2016 22:43
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't gently caress him or his dumb bitch so why would I give a poo poo about any of it? I was just commenting on your flagrant need to compensate for your small penis. Nothing more too it. IDK why you give a poo poo about it? Patton Oswalt is terrible and he tweets entirely too much about liberal stuff in a very annoying way. Maybe if he had spent a little more time taking his wife to the doctor, and a little less time tweeting about Hillary, she'd still be alive. We'll never know because instead of caring about his now dead wife while she was still alive, he spent all his time tweeting about stupid Democrat stuff.
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The saddest thing is going to be listening to his CDs in chronological order because it goes from "Cynical misanthropic alt comic" to "Hey I got a girlfriend, but we both agreed to never have kids, gently caress that" to "Hey my wife is pregnant" to "Here's what my kid did that was funny" 
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Apr 23, 2016 22:48
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tenspott posted:IDK why you give a poo poo about it? Patton Oswalt is terrible and he tweets entirely too much about liberal stuff in a very annoying way. Maybe if he had spent a little more time taking his wife to the doctor, and a little less time tweeting about Hillary, she'd still be alive. We'll never know because instead of caring about his now dead wife while she was still alive, he spent all his time tweeting about stupid Democrat stuff. That's a lot of words I'm not reading for something you don't care about.
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. most humans don't have to pretend due to a phenomenon known as "empathy"
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TheWeepingHorse posted:Eliza Dushku needs to show up at Patton Oswalt's house, pretending to have been implanted with Michelle McNamara's brain I was thinking about that ep the other day and it was the first thing that sprang to mind when his wife died. At least he has practice with the role :/
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Groovelord Neato posted:most humans don't have to pretend due to a phenomenon known as "empathy" For real, either everyone was always right about 3O or I've been trolled and I'm burning in Hell now
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America gets what it deserves, politically, so I don't really care who wins but I didn't appreciate his take on the Bernie or Bust guys. That's two-party thinking and if we're ever going to get necrophilia legalized we're going to need the help of the Libertarians.
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EugeneJ posted:She was an obnoxious Hillary supporter, so gently caress her there's no sad like goonsad
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what in the gently caress happend to this thread
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City of Tampa posted:also the dead woman was fat too So does that mean patron oswald is the boston strangler?
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Nuebot posted:So does that mean patron oswald is the boston strangler? not a chance he is fat and 5'3 your average woman would best him in combat
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Blue Train posted:not a chance he is fat and 5'3 your average woman would best him in combat It makes me happy to know I'm actually taller and in better shape than him. Also I don't have a dead wife.
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i liked his jokes about suicide thoughts because they were relatable. but now that Some poo poo has happened i am worried about this man, who i don't know but feel fondness for. i am not being sarcastic
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Imagine waking up one day next to your spouse... A day, just like any other day. A good stretch, a quick shower, then some breakfast. Then you look over at the other side at the bed. A moment you'll remember forever...you realize at that moment you married a fat person.
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I got $10 that this isn't a hypothetical for you.
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Fat is beautiful
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i liked his jokes about suicide thoughts because they were relatable. but now that Some poo poo has happened i am worried about this man, who i don't know but feel fondness for. he had jokes where he talked about heaven being made up. so he doesn't even think she's in a better place now lmao
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Apr 24, 2016 04:39
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just lol if you dont acknowledge heaven in tyool 2016
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Apr 24, 2016 05:43
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like, buddy, where do you think memes come from?
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.lnk to the past posted:he had jokes where he talked about heaven being made up.  atheists
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Doctor Schnabel posted:like, buddy, where do you think memes come from?
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why do you assume he's a large fan of prince?
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Vashro posted:why do you assume he's a large fan of prince? He's LARGE all right!@@@
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Wow, over a decade and less than 100 posts. What helped you find your spine? Finally see a dick smaller than yours? big words from the parachute account
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Hustlin Floh posted:He's LARGE all right!@@@ Sorry, that was a bad post that clearly shows I am a sociopath with zero empathy for any other living thing. What I meant to say was he is a fat man.
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:big words from the parachute account I don't think you know what that means.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't think you know what that means. I have no idea what that means
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Zorodius posted:I have no idea what that means Me neither, so I assumed he didn't either.
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exethan posted:stay safe mrs oswalt ghost
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I don't think you know what that means. youre someone who was banned or shamed enough to reregister in december tyool 2015 and retarded enough to not know when youre being called out on it j'accuse, bitch
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:youre someone who was banned or shamed enough to reregister in december tyool 2015 Maybe I just don't like being deadnamed. Transitioning is a thing, get with the times grandpa.
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