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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
What is/was your streetball nickname? Hotsauce? Juke? Rainman? Let em know who just stepped on the scene.



This is me and my crew at the battleground. They used to call me "Vampire Weekend" because i'm a smooth white dracula on the court.

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Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
cream cheese.

soft, white, easy to spread.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

bazooka joe

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

symbolic posted:

bazooka joe

because you were hard as a rock and unfunny?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

JiveHonky posted:

What is/was your streetball nickname? Hotsauce? Juke? Rainman? Let em know who just stepped on the scene.



This is me and my crew at the battleground. They used to call me "Vampire Weekend" because i'm a smooth white dracula on the court.

those people are not wearing proper street ball attire due to the presence of: jorts, low tops, button up shirts, etc.

I was known as the Praying Mantis

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Well I guess people call me Toilet Shoes because I wear little toilets for shoes.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

LGD posted:

because you were hard as a rock and unfunny?
no, because my name is joe and my daddy owned a bazooka

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


White guy

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
I was known as Lynch Mob, because of my hang time.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Michael J Fox, cuz I was droppin dimes errwhere

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Rick Allen for my one-handed jams.

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Sean Connery, cuz I knew how to handle the rock

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
they call me chainz because of my stellar disc golf record

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
porta-john. self explanitory

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Benjamin Moore, cuz I owned the paint

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Ace

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
"hey you"

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Baby Dick Fitzsimmons

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I don't play streetball but my low class street nickname is quarters. I once got a complimentary lapdance while working a somewhat weird charity event but figured I should at least tip anyway so I gave the girl what I had on me other than my plastic: five bucks in quarters.

Whattup. :smug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Soup

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


i go by "curry" because, you know...













that's what my sweat smells like

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

ralp

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
you loving scrub

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I assume you decide people's positions

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

JiveHonky posted:

What is/was your streetball nickname? Hotsauce? Juke? Rainman? Let em know who just stepped on the scene.



This is me and my crew at the battleground. They used to call me "Vampire Weekend" because i'm a smooth white dracula on the court.




yo u ever get down like that on the court vampy weeks?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Massa

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:



yo u ever get down like that on the court vampy weeks?

u know how we do

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
oh i forgot to mention op your crew looks like a bunch of loving dorks

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
fair

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I assume you decide people's positions

actually I gather up the crazy people onto one team and they take turns throwing the ball at my head when im not looking
whenever I get fed up with it I go to the next court over and evict random people from it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Nowadays they call me Mr. Jefferson because after running for 2 minutes I get Weezy

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Get Off The Court human being

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Dirty Dick Cheese Darrel

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Because my pee pee stinks

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
kuribo jordans

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nation posted:

oh i forgot to mention op your crew looks like a bunch of loving dorks

good game bro. how about some 3 on 3? me and the Twin Towers, Nick and Bryan. vs you and 2 other posters you can pick whoever.



oh and sorry you were intimidated before, its all part of the game.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
big dick malone

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
for real tho i was always rod carew when we played stickball. that mother trucker could flat loving hit singles like a boss

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dunkin Donuts because I'm a big fat doughboy and I throw my weight around and put my nuts on people so they get out of the way of the hoop.

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Whenever I try to jump in a game of pick-up they just yell "gently caress off" so I guess that's my nick around the courts at the ymca

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