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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I didn't know wheelman had an olde-tyme meaning and I was wondering what kind of moron brings their dog to a heist.

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Zelder posted:

this thread seems burned out. are we all burned out on the republican primary?

The primary's been metaphorically over for almost a couple of months now. Everyone's either moved their shitposting to the dem thread or they're waiting for the GE.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Constant Hamprince posted:

The primary isn't over until Cali, and then we have the convention to look forward to. This is the calm before the fuckstorm.

Eh, I said metaphorically. The next couple months of Trumpslides in the face of an increasingly nervous GOPe is some good poo poo, but there's not a lot to talk about until after California. Or until Kasich and Cruz finally throw in the towel.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

QuoProQuid posted:

it is going to be fun when trump announces ivanka as his running mate

It's gonna be a McMahon.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
What blowout will they report first? The Trumpslide or Clintonmania? My money's on quickly calling everything for Clinton first and then spending the rest of the night on the GOP.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
lmao this old guy on MSNBC saying this is the worst election he's ever seen in his life. I love it.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Every attempted stumping of Trump is so transparent it's no wonder he's winning. Now he's gonna get to spend all week making noise about this hearing being a political hit. Good job judge.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Every single conventional attack has proved useless against him and his supporters, better just keep doing like we always did, guys.

"Hmmmm, Trump rallies every time he starts saying he's being treated unfairly." (calls Trump to court during convention)

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

Prediction: Trump, Trump Trump, Trump, Trump *hangs a person, which is still the official means of the death penalty in Delaware*

*click*

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

I felt compelled to check this and make sure you weren't trolling us.

How can anyone raise their kids in a state like this?

Nobody has entered or left Rhode Island in generations

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Is it that a single Italian just never settled in the northeast? Ever?

All of the Italians stuck close to New York and Boston

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
MSNBC isn't just calling the night, they're calling the primary. :fork:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

JosefStalinator posted:

Wrap it up Kasichailures and Cruzailures.

Might we start seeing some more resistant GOP people starting to accept Trump after today?

I think we're about to see more big names skipping the convention.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Brian Williams is breaking down :getin:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

A Trump-Cruz GE ticket would be loving amazing and I would love it.

It would give everyone a good reason to skip the VP debate

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Ego-bot posted:

Cruz is at less than 10% in RI. 10% viability threshold.

Good.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Sorry Gipper, the GOP is the party of Trump now

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/725131558299029505

here comes the pivot?

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

27 of the 32 #NeverTrump delegates in PA are losing. Sad!

#NeverTrump is a mess. It's a total disaster!

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Trump's campaign can't even manage their audio. :sad:

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I wonder if Trump pronouncing Oregon like a New Yorker will hurt him there.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

Christie is loving gone

I wonder what he expected when he hitched his wagon to Trump in the first place.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
Trump won't even entertain the idea of VP Christie.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I wonder if Republicans in 2050 will talk about Trump the way Republicans today talk about Reagan.

You know, if we survive that long.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

Ted Cruz will not win a single delegate tonight. :eyepop:

Good.

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Jewel Repetition posted:

I've never felt such intense kinship as I do with you right now Montasque.

You're a drat hero for always making two threads

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