CT, DE, MD, PA, RI GOP PRIMARY, Tuesday April 26th: The North Remembers

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

i can't wait until the donald clinches it tonight

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 18:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 18:13

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

as the official tester of Bailey's and cereal, let me be the first to congratulate Trump on his blowout victory

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:17

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

also, I took boosted's advice and I've been blasting Kool and the Gang for the last 30 minutes

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

MAGA

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:18

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

OatmealRaisin posted:

here comes the pivot?

I'm Trump's rapidly pivoting penis

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Rhode Island is a MESS

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/725128166428270593

Allāhu Akbar

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:37

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Michael Corleone posted:

Wow, I am bored of all this winning. Big Donald can we please have a loss?

NO! We're gonna win!

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:40

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Montasque posted:

Dana Leosch on FOX having a #neverTrump meltdown. She just called Trump and his supporters Skeleton WARRIORS.

seriouspost it's literally insane for anyone to think that "SJWs" support Trump. It's so contrary to reality it makes Baghdad Bob look like Corey Lewandowski

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 02:42

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Goetta posted:

I'm in love with Katy Tur

i know people say "same" to make fun of other posters on SA, but unironically same

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:00

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

i'm MSNBC's faulty sound board guy, who can't get the feed from the candidate's mic

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:08

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

i'm christie's flapping neck skin

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:12

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

"I think Chris Christie is fantastic"

*stares hungrily at Trump*

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:15

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

Just tuned in and why the gently caress is Christie looking like he wants to lick Trump's neck

lots of things seem like a good idea when you're on a strict diet

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:16

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

"Tweet in... modern form of writing."

You know, technically, Trump could tweet the State of the Union and fulfill the constitutional obligation.

donald trump will demand (and receive) the first twiter presidential debate

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:19

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

"I will do more for women than Hillary ever did"

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Toilet Mouth posted:

I don't understand what Christie is getting out of being Trumps henchman/manslave

trump promised him a new, skinny body and backstage passes to springsteen

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Ego-bot posted:

Attorney General. Christie will have full control over the Trump administration's drug policy.

aspirin will now be a scheduled drug

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:23

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

i may be a poo poo tier poster, but I know a winner when I see one

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

omg is trump still talking

indeed

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:25

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

nuclear weapons, not global warming, pose the greatest current threat to america

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Boosted_C5 posted:

Uh, is Christie's wife wearing a snuggy???

she's wearing whatever turns trump on

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:28

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

"Reince is a good man"

those are generous words coming from a man who cut off his own alcoholic brother

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:31

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Boosted_C5 posted:

No. Trump will never be universally loved and revered within the GOP.

But he will have high approval across ALL Americans and be a great President, because he gives no fucks about meaingless and stupid GOP dogma that strays from and has nothing to do with the core principals of limited govt. and individual liberty. For example religious right people will never love him since he doesn't GAF about dumb issues like trans bathroom use.

i'm in california, and i'm friends with multiple people who are either immigrants or children of immigrants. they express concern about a trump presidency, but as a super white man whose family has been in america for 360 years, i'm so ready

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 03:35

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