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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

It's really bizarre that these films contain basically no indication of how any of these weird-rear end organizations actually work, so this idea that they need oversight is like "they didn't already?".
I should have known that my friends who criticized BvS as incoherent nonsense are unreservedly praising this one.

I found the politics of the movie to be an utter mess, due to the questions that were already brought up. I guess after SHIELD collapsed, the Avengers have just been private citizens waging war across the globe with no sanction or oversight. They got away with creating a genocidal robot army and destroying a city, but when 15 aide workers died in a shootout with terrorists in Nigeria, that was the tipping point?

Every moral/political dilemma that follows is likewise a mess that produced a lot of "Wait, but weren't they...?" moments for me. For example, when Tony is talking to Hawkguy and Falcon in The Raft and he says "It was your choice, you broke the law." Wait, so everything Tony did after he signed that paperwork was legal? Did I miss that UN panel being convened?

I have to admit, it stuck in my craw because I'm a Captain America fanboy and his political stance here is like some weird combination of liberal and sovereign citizen. He doesn't trust government oversight, but it's okay for a cabal to wield immense power as long as he's convinced they're all good guys.

That said, I was thoroughly entertained by the dialogue and the action direction in this movie. The big hero vs. hero fights were really satisfying, conveying a sense of each character's unique abilities and personality. I like Zack Snyder but I do zone out after the millionth ton of concrete and glass explodes, and this movie was mercifully light on urban destruction porn.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Classtoise posted:

We have private military contractors. "Private citizens showing up and making a bad situation worse" isn't exactly a foreign concept.
What agency gave them a contract? Apparently Cap operates with the same sanction as Caro.

It also seems to me like they tried to show both sides of the issue as equally flawed by having the pro-Accords side commit individual acts of oppression (such as putting Wanda under house arrest and not even trying to capture the Winter Soldier) whereas Cap's stance is astonishingly stupid in concept.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Fangz posted:

You realise that Cap's stance, outside of wanting to protect his friend, was just to retire when the Accords came in?

There isn't really an anti-Accords side in this.
Yes, was sensible enough to choose retirement over going rogue, after arguing that the Avengers should be allowed to continue operating as they were and that UN oversight couldn't be trusted. And like Tony admitting that he couldn't stay out of any major conflict, he did go rogue the second his resolve was actually tested.

Hodgepodge posted:

Anyhow, Thanos is literally an avatar of death. That's his deal. So I guess that's where things are going.
Someone on this forum summed Thanos up pretty well by describing him as "Darkseid on weed."

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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My curiosity was piqued when Clint mockingly called Tony a futurist. I immediately thought of Italian Futurism rather than futurism in the vague general sense.

Ultron was the logical end-result of the techbro, TED Talk, Silicon Valley liberal communist viewpoint that Tony has fallen into: the world can be perfected if we remove that pesky human element completely.

Just thinking out loud.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Civilian casualties happen in war and law enforcement. Even the destruction of entire cities for the wrong reasons. For a group of private citizens employed by an energy company to just decide to go fight these battles is definitely a problem in and of itself.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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They'd have a hard time getting a movie plot out of Vision because that poor guy gets dealt such a crappy hand over and over again. His teammates tend to denigrate his humanity without even thinking about it, then his wife goes totally bonkers.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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I said come in! posted:

Avengers 1 would still have happened so the world would have been destroyed either way.
I'm pretty sure if Steve Rogers hadn't been born, the world would have been a super-Nazi dictatorship (or more likely a smoking ruin) by that point.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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I never bothered to dig into the political/philosophical underpinnings of Iron Man 3, but holding Tony Stark responsible for creating Extremis by not being a venture capitalist funding a tech startup is a pretty nasty Catch-22 to put him in, non?

Bob Quixote posted:

Also Thanos still exists and as long as earth has at least one infinity stone (like the Tesseract?) then earth was boned anyway.
Watching Thanos and his cosmic choom gang try to take the Tesseract from Red Skull and Planet HYDRA would be a pretty interesting conflict. Though you'd never get a movie (probably not even a comic book) out of a war where literally everyone involved is so unlikable.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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I said come in! posted:

Hydra would no doubt fight Thanos but I assume they would lose horribly.
Well, we don't actually know what Thanos has in the bag for our heroes in the cinematic universe, besides a couple of assassins and a blue space KKK wizard. And who knows what minions Skull and Zola would dream up with Tesseract technology and control of the world's resources? Imagine, an army of Armless Tiger Men.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Kurzon posted:

The aftermath of the Civil War arc was worse. There was this Fifty States Initiative where the government literally press ganged superhumans into a superhero training camp. They press ganged this juvenile girl who wasn't involved in any crime or vigilantism and turned her into a sniper assassin. That was just the weirdest poo poo. Civil War asked a good question but came up with a stupid answer. Thank God the writers of this movie saw sense and lowered the stakes to something more believable. In this movie, Cap isn't really fighting an ideological battle, he just decides he that he has to go rogue this one time in order to save the world.
I'm loathe to praise the comic series, but it had the pro-reg side doing things that were corrupt and oppressive on a systemic level rather than a few scattered acts of individual cruelty. Granted, some of that (like the army of superslaves and telling a mutant teenager "if you want to fly around rural Illinois you have to shoot people for the gummint") were actually the result of multiple writers working on a huge crossover, and maybe not what Millar intended.

I'm aware the movie was going to have to be radically different from the comic, because a lot of what was in the comic makes little or no sense in a MCU where there aren't dozens and dozens of superhumans running around.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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I always thought "Stark is Hydra!" was misguided and simplistic, but in the wake of Age of Ultron we see that extinction is a potential result of both the Skull's Futurism and Stark's technocratic capitalist futurism.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Neurolimal posted:

In an ideal world yeah, regulation all the way. But in reality the countries are not rational actors interested in the Greater Good. In a world where Realpolitik dominates every western superpower, "regulation" means "these gods are only guaranteed to help us, the global elite."

This is why I don't think it was a mistake that they used the UN; imagine if we're in the middle of a comic arc where Hydro Man becomes a hero, the Gaza Strip is getting shelled and they no longer have access to clean water. Do you really believe that the US, who has veto power in the UN, would vote in favor of letting an american villain-turned-hero aid Palestine during Operation MegaMurder/Pillar Of Salt/Whatever?
I would actually love for Rogers to have made the case for an anarchist Avengers who refused to bow to government oversight for exactly those reasons, even if it means civilian casualties.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Cavelcade posted:

Also, speculatively, Scarlet Witch canonically messes with minds. Maybe she could work?
Why the hell would you do that when this is the perfect opportunity to introduce Doc Sampson, Gamma-Powered Therapist?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Gyges posted:

Bucky is Sci-Fi programed though. You can't actually say a string of phrases to a person and force them to do things against their will.
Well, Bucky represents the misled and exploited working class, so tricking him into attacking the wrong people by repeating the same nonsensical phrases for decades is pretty apt.

I said come in! posted:

I don't think I would appreciate a scene where Steve Rogers starts playing doctor on Bucky.

JonathonSpectre posted:

It just seemed they went to the mattresses a little too quick
Insert your own fanfic joke here, folks.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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RBA Starblade posted:

I didn't use to mind it but now I wish shaky-cam would go away.
It's never going to go away as long as movies feature actors in extended hand-to-hand combat.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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That's exactly what I mean. A six-month crash course in bodybuilding and kali escrima doesn't make a guy into the likes of Jet Li or JCVD. It's a tradeoff for a star who can say his lines convincingly and in English.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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There's another relevant part that I just wrote a paragraph about before realized it's at about 4:30 in the same video: even competitive martial artists can have trouble with the cinematic style; the actor playing the bad guy can't adjust to the idea that he's not supposed to charge down his "opponent."

(They ended up replacing that guy in that scene with a Jackie Chan Pro Team stuntman in a wig.)

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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He just owes her a dance, Jesus

Halloween Jack
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anglachel posted:

What I don't get is how the gently caress the accords was supposed to prevent any of the "reasons" that was presented that it was necessary.

Like yeah it sucked collateral damage happened when aliens invaded New York. How was the Accords supposed to stop that again? How was the accords going to stop the hydra Shield Plot again? Yeah what happened to Sokovia sucked, but that was all Tony going off the reservation and creating Ultron (which wasn't addressed at all). And yeah the building getting blown up sucked, but if Scarlet Witch hadn't pushed the explosion up more people would have died, and if the Avengers didnt get involved at all a major bioweapon would have been unleashed and killed even more people.

At not point did the movie really sell that the Accords were some kind of necessary thing or even would accomplish anything.

Like what exactly were the Avengers supposed to do during the Sokovia stuff to stop all those people dying beyond what they were already doing?
Oversight would presumably help them not invent Ultron. Like, if your job is world peace, Step 1 is: Don't Invent Skynet.

The flaw in the idea of oversight is that the people overseeing them would have the same liberal ideology that Ultron embodies. Steve's objections to the Accords don't address this in a meaningful way, which is why he instantly came across the me as a simpleminded redneck instead of a principled anarchist, even though I'd probably react the same way he did, or very similar to it.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Gyges posted:

Perhaps instead of a German tactical team they could send the room full of super humans who have the ability to restrain him with non-lethal force? Also, and I know this is super crazy, don't execute a guy because a single camera showed him in the same city at a bombing. I mean, at the very least, if you are immediately sure it was him you'd want to question him for links to other Hydra agents or whoever is pulling his strings this time.

Congratulations, you just upped the death and destruction toll by 6-9 skyscrapers. Not having the Hulk smash in the event of a wormhole based alien invasion that's using giant bio-ships is a silly idea.

In order to have a committee or the U.N. be the proper answer to the, as stated, problem of the Avengers you need to show them actually acting negligently, maliciously, or inappropriately. Since the Avengers are always right, this is not the case.
This always happens in superhero stories where, after it's virtually established that superheroes are never of collateral damage and the like, it's suddenly introduced in order to explore the issue in a particular story. After accepting a whole world built on fantastic conceits, introducing this single isolated fragment of realism feels like a conceit, and an irritant at that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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I'm curious as to your take on this: who is Vision, anyway?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

That's Zen Man - or, more specifically, Westernized Buddhism Man. Natural ally of Liberal Capitalism Man.
Well I was going back to the Ultron thread just now and found your description of Vision there as a "safe, New Age Christian." You also note him being the product of Stark and Thor working together. So Vision is a divinity imagined by a techbro and a pagan god?

Vision, in the comics, is one of those weird B-list character for which I have a soft spot. He's important enough to appear in a lot of issues, but unimportant enough that writers (I assume) have less editorial control over twisting him to suit whatever story they want to tell or ignoring him entirely, and his basic attributes make it easier to get away with transforming, dispensing with, or killing him off temporarily.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Atoramos posted:

"Reality is... I got all dem stones"
I want to hear Benicio say this in his Collector voice.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Crion posted:

This is the plot of Whatever Works (2009). The Woody Allen role is played by Larry David, then 62; the female romantic lead is played by Evan Rachel Wood, then 22 (but the character herself is 19, if I recall correctly).

Orson Welles posted:

Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.

He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is ­unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably ­arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Capitalism = Stark = Hydra = Red Skull = Hydra = Love = Lies = Life = Death = Self = Darkseid.

Halloween Jack
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

I mean, have fun trying to spin 75% good word of mouth as "universally reviled", I guess. Remember: that's what I was originally talking about, the factually wrong notion that the "uneducated masses" hated the movie. Not some dick-measuring contest with Marvel or Deadpool.
That's funny to me, because I've defended aspects of that film but would say it failed to meet some of my expectations. Maybe I just like Zack Snyder too much.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The truth is that Stark murdered Jarvis. Stark is Hydra.
Is Vision also Hydra? Tony is Hydra, I'm almost certain that Thor is Hydra, so how could Vision not be Hydra?

Perhaps Vision is analogous to the transcontinental mysticism popular with Nazi occultists like the Red Skull?

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Halloween Jack
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RBA Starblade posted:

If both Thor and Tony are Hydra, does that make Vision Double Hydra? Is Vision a Quadruple Nazi?
I'm not sure what would constitute a quadruple Nazi. It might be someone like Douglas Pearce who, despite being a gay mystic who would have been persecuted by the Third Reich (outside the SS elite that is), is still ultimately a Nazi. There might be an analogy to Vision there, what with him being a New Agey neutered Jesus who doesn't raise any strong objections to Tony's rampant neoliberalism.

I'm confused at the idea that Vision wouldn't buy decent paprika. I'm sure he bought his spices from Whole Foods. Maybe he got the smoked kind and Wanda doesn't like that.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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His entire costume refuses to obey the laws of physics, not just some dinky shield.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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All we get from Rogers with regard to political conflict is "I refuse any oversight because the overseers have agendas." So is he an anarchist? An anti-globalist? A sovereign citizen kook? Mostly he just comes across as a dunderhead.

In a series of movies rife with political implications, this is the first one that promotes the idea of (the audience) "taking sides" in a political conflict. And it ends up being a series of emotional reactions based on friendships and hurt feelings.

Captain America's depiction in this movie is bleak and depressing. But wait, no, this movie is fun! and BvS is grim and gritty because of the colour palette and Bat-machineguns.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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To me it all comes back to the nonsensical status of SHIELD. I only recently found out that the Pentagon pulled material support for The Avengers because, far from being concerned that they were portrayed negatively, they couldn't figure out how they might be portrayed at all. Was SHIELD part of the Department of Homeland Security? Department of Defense? CIA? Some kind of international jurisdiction which would make no sense at all?

The whole time I was watching Age of Ultron I was thinking about the Avengers' status after the collapse of SHIELD. "So are the Avengers just a paramilitary squad funded by the Stark corporation?" Then Civil War says "Yes, but maybe the United Nations will start overseeing them." Okay, maybe?

So now I can't stop thinking about it when I think about these movies. Some of the articles publishing the news seemed to think it was absurd that the Department of Defense would be concerned about the portrayal of military bureaucracy in a superhero movie, though they understood why. But if the movies want to establish stakes moral dilemmas and make us give a poo poo about any of it, yes, it really really matters.

No one would ever write a movie where MacArthur starts a civil war when Truman fires him, then they shake hands and make up at the end. But that level of conflict, paired with that kind of story logic, is normal in superhero movies. (Especially when you can see the conflict through the lens of a few costumed people having a fist fight without countless soldiers and civilians dying.) I understand character writing is tricky when your characters are living symbols or science-fictional beings of immense power, but Civil War wants to have it both ways by playing up the conflict, without actually owning up to what the conflict means.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Rogers' arc in the films (such as it is) is that he's a hardcore socialist up until the end of The First Avenger, where his character does an incredible 180 off a cliff.

Rogers' reaction to the 'failure' of socialism (i.e. waking up to see that the world after WWII is a capitalist hellhole) pretty much instantly turns him into a libertarian - which is why he naturally slides into role of Stark Industries employee. You don't even see it happen; he just shows up with the trademarked Avengers logo on his suit, and nobody blinks.
I'll need to rewatch four films before I can properly argue my disagreements with your interpretation of Winter Soldier and some points I have to add regarding Age of Ultron, but we can certainly come together on this.

A notion I keep playing around with is that weirdly, Skull is not only not a Nazi, he is specifically a Futurist. He loves technology and violence and wants to literally steal the power of the gods to power things that go pew pew and kaboom. Captain America's mission is to stop him from turning Europe into a big-budget summer blockbuster remake of Victory Over the Sun.

Fittingly, Ultron is not only Tony Stark's ideology taken to its furthest logical conclusion, he's also a synthesis of Zola and Skull. Zola's technocratic totalitarianism paired with Skull's megalomaniacal, futurist vision.

(Thor is Hydra!)

(Seriously, what does Thor represent in these movies? And what does it mean, if anything, that Vision is a product of Tony and Thor?)

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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It's actually quite illegal for an American corporation to send a private army into combat in another country.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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This

ashpanash posted:

Yeah SHIELD basically makes no sense in the MCU, at all.
coupled with this

ashpanash posted:

The movie is about Captain America's personal stance on something vs. Iron Man's personal stance, and it's a tragedy (in the greek sense) that they should be able to communicate but never do.

As I said before, what I really appreciated about the movie was how, against a vague backdrop of worldwide consequence, for once, the stakes weren't "Earth itself, and then the universe." The stakes were personal - Steve and Tony's souls. And they both came out scarred.

So basically I disagree that the movie was framed around a political issue. In my opinion, that was a macguffin, a plot device. The details don't matter because the focus - the story - was about these two people.
means that it may as well be

War Machine posted:

"This is the PARENT-TEACHER ASSOCIATION, Steve. 119 moms have ratified this."

The movie is pure nonsense because it's about Captain America and Iron Man's stances on...something. No one watching the movie has a clear idea what. The stakes being personal does not make the stakes themselves immaterial.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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Of course the PTA is in charge of Captain America; he looks like a cyborg Gerber Baby.

Halloween Jack
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but closely following the premise of Civil War would've made for an actually compelling story. Especially if they doubled down on Tony's agreeing to regulation only because he plans to break it as soon as he feels like it, then implementing all these totalitarian measures out of desperation, because that doesn't work when you're the one running the show.

Halloween Jack
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well why not posted:

Having Thanos win and actually subjugate the planet for a year would be pretty rad. Much better than the 'Age' of Ultron (which was like two weeks).
Well, it was called that because the comic book version involved time travel. I think. I don't remember it clearly. It was actually far more muddled than the movie, if you can believe that.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
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If the ideology of the series matches that of the films, it would be a big-budget rendition of If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

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