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[Link removed, assignment time up. It was pretty bad, just trust them.] I am currently in a marketing class and our instructor has chosen to give us a project which requires an article to receive 1000 hits from the internet. I come to you, internet, to give me those hits. Now. Please. I'll buy somebody plat maybe but probably not I know it's buzzfeed. It had to be. I'm sorry. Seaniqua posted:I don't know why anyone posts here. Magnatux fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 29, 2016 |
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Hope you fail rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:29
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I'm not clicking because I want you to fail.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:29
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Hmmm. I wonder what the outcome of this will be.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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No.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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i'm your prof and here is your grade on this assignment:
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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Beat him to death with a dildo and I bet the article far exceeds 1000 hits
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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ill click yours if you click mine 
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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i'll click it op
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Apr 27, 2016 18:30
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Apr 27, 2016 18:31
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ANiceSeafoodDinner posted:i'll click it op i wish i hadn't
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Apr 27, 2016 18:31
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i clicked on "1"
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Apr 27, 2016 18:32
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If I knew how to be a badass hacker, I would try to find a way to actually subtract clickcounts from that page. 
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Apr 27, 2016 18:33
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How does an '04 not know that this is a bad idea?
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Apr 27, 2016 18:34
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I fall for it every time.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:35
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you suck, op, and so does your lovely article. enjoy the hit, assfucker
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Apr 27, 2016 18:36
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Assless Chaps posted:How does an '04 not know that this is a bad idea? I didn't say it was a good idea.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:36
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On one hand I want you to fail because you should know better than to post this but on the other I respect that you are cheating.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:40
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I'd click it if it made you pass a kidney stone.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:41
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click a  and i pass my 
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Apr 27, 2016 18:41
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Shoulda been goatman
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Apr 27, 2016 18:42
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:On one hand I want you to fail because you should know better than to post this but on the other I respect that you are cheating.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:42
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i clicked this thread your welcome
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Apr 27, 2016 18:43
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5
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Apr 27, 2016 18:44
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is there also a thing I can click to make you kill yourself?
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Apr 27, 2016 18:46
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Jose Oquendo posted:I'm not clicking because I want you to fail.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:47
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you did nothing to gain entree into this community you insult me with your cavalier attitude
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Apr 27, 2016 18:47
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gary oldmans diary posted:i clicked this thread Well played. Falun Bong Refugee posted:On one hand I want you to fail because you should know better than to post this but on the other I respect that you are cheating. That's the balance I was going for. Took me five of the seven available days for the assignment to break down and do this, however when it comes to tuition or paying for a ban, I like SA getting 10bux more than I like my school getting thousands more. As for my "precious online rep" and the "prestige" of being an '04, click the stupid link. runupon cracker posted:is there also a thing I can click to make you kill yourself? Next version.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:48
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what kind of rear end in a top hat buys their mom a fitness tracker lol
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Apr 27, 2016 18:49
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Magnatux posted:As for my "precious online rep" and the "prestige" of being an '04, click the stupid link. No.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:50
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Not even going to tell us what the terrible article is? I think you've misunderstood the whole clickbait thing. Is there a way I can somehow deduct a hit from the article????
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Apr 27, 2016 18:50
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I clicked it because I am a giving man.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:50
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GIVING YOU AIDS AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Apr 27, 2016 18:51
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I clicked, because so many goons clearly have an axe to grind and I want to spite them
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Apr 27, 2016 18:51
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How hard did you reconsider your career path when you were given an "internet clicks" assignment? Edit: I mean, really, a college course required you to write a buzzfeed article. I don't think I've ever felt as old as I do in this moment.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:52
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Toadvine posted:I clicked, because so many goons clearly have an axe to grind and I want to spite them u played yourself homie
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Apr 27, 2016 18:54
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I for one am glad you are spending tens of thousands and 4 years of your life learning the art of the clickbait. Also I clicked cause I have 0 self control.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:57
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JiveHonky posted:u played yourself homie This makes sense because I always imagined you as an obese arab with a inflated sense of worth.
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Apr 27, 2016 18:57
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Ben Smash posted:This makes sense because I always imagined you as an obese arab with a inflated sense of worth. bingo
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Apr 27, 2016 18:58
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JiveHonky posted:u played yourself homie Nah I'm at work get up with me this evening
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