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yeah now that i think about it that's not a normal assignment. op do you attend a special school for retarded assholes because if so i'm sorry i was rude to you earlier
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Apr 27, 2016 20:08
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I will take plat any time also what type of marketing are you trying to go into? from my experience the digital side owns real good because they pay you to do pretty much nothing but also make sure it looks like youre doing something or they will catch on and outsource your rear end to india. I was able to keep it up for about 4 years at my last place lol
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Apr 27, 2016 20:09
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i clicked the link like 3 times but all of them were on accident
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Apr 27, 2016 20:13
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also wtf kind of teacher thinks that "find a way to get 1000 idiots to click a link" is learning lol no wonder this country is hosed
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Apr 27, 2016 20:14
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i would wager that OP is attending ITT tech
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Apr 27, 2016 20:14
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:i would wager that OP is attending ITT tech Trump U, actually. Also I get points every time he gets delegates. This is a peripheral class. Not my focus. never my focus.
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Apr 27, 2016 20:31
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Magnatux posted:Trump U, actually. Also I get points every time he gets delegates. I had to take a business course for my major and I figured it'd focus on practical things like how to save/invest money effectively and so on. But it was actually the other form of the word business, which is pandering to millenials and other 20-somethings who will eat up anything you put in front of their faces. I learned basically nothing and am pretty disappointed because if I was forced to take a business course, I'd rather it have been the former than the latter. So I feel your pain op, sorry about your lovely class
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Apr 27, 2016 20:33
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CJacobs posted:I had to take a business course for my major and I figured it'd focus on practical things like how to save/invest money effectively and so on. But it was actually the other form of the word business, which is pandering to millenials and other 20-somethings who will eat up anything you put in front of their faces. I learned basically nothing and am pretty disappointed because if I was forced to take a business course, I'd rather it have been the former than the latter. The odd thing is, the rest of the assignments in this class have been informative and most of the classes in the program have actually been somewhat enlightening and even useful in my day-to-day life. There are a lot of typos in the material though. If i'm being honest, even this project, I'm learning attrition rates get terrible fast.
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Apr 27, 2016 21:05
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You've got my click, OP! I hope mobile hits count! Nice article, by the way! Hope this helps! Have a happy hump day!
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Apr 27, 2016 21:06
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Aren't they teaching you SEO or any actually useful internet marketing skills?
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Apr 27, 2016 21:07
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I clicked your link
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Apr 27, 2016 21:16
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Aren't they teaching you SEO or any actually useful internet marketing skills? You have now caused me to learn more about Search Engine Optimization (that's what it's called, folks!) than my class. This class has had more about logistics and market theory than advertising and social media presence.
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Apr 27, 2016 21:48
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Magnatux posted:This class has had more about logistics and market theory than advertising and social media presence. And what exactly is this assignment supposed to teach you about logistics and market theory?
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Apr 27, 2016 22:12
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learn SEO real good, holy gently caress that is the magic acronym in every marketing place I've been to. No one really knows what it does or how it works, its just some spooky voodoo that the computer guy works to magically appease Google
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Apr 27, 2016 22:14
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This thread will be a good article about the poo poo op. I call rights and rewards to it 
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Apr 27, 2016 22:22
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hope you fail rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:31
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Your teacher sounds like one of those dickheads who takes a photo of themselves with a sign saying something like how they want to show their students about the 'power of the Internet' and how far an image can travel. But it's obvious attention whoring and they don't usually let people that pathetic teach anyone older than 7, so I'd be pretty worried about the quality of your education, OP.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:51
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Paratus posted:And what exactly is this assignment supposed to teach you about logistics and market theory? Well, something about target markets and gearing content towards them. We decided to go with people who had/are mothers because mothers' day. There's a lesson in here about having too wide of a target market. Nooner posted:learn SEO real good, holy gently caress that is the magic acronym in every marketing place I've been to. No one really knows what it does or how it works, its just some spooky voodoo that the computer guy works to magically appease Google I've been Googling it since the last guy posted and it appears this is about as good of a definition as any.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:59
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op why didnt you label it "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THESE MATURE WOMEN GET UP TO" and pay some £££ for a ad on a porn site
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Apr 27, 2016 23:04
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wake up Goddammit the clicks arent the project! its whether people click when told or spitefully decline.
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Apr 27, 2016 23:09
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hemale in pain posted:op why didnt you label it "YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THESE MATURE WOMEN GET UP TO" and pay some £££ for a ad on a porn site that's good i'll save it for the next one. hopefully though there's no next one.
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Apr 28, 2016 00:01
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1 Bad Assignment Discovered By A College Student... You'll Punch Your Dad When You See The Truth!! CLICK HERE
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Apr 28, 2016 00:03
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gently caress you op!!!!!!
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Apr 28, 2016 00:32
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You should have put a counter at the top so i could feel good about being the 1000th person. Id also settle for 69th. LADIES
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Apr 28, 2016 00:41
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Philosopher King posted:You should have put a counter at the top so i could feel good about being the 1000th person. Grand idea! Thank you! Unfortunately it's impossible now so I'm just going to update the OP. I'll give you the honorary 69th position. heh
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Apr 28, 2016 00:47
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cant you just like go on tor and just keep visiting it over and over yourself?
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Apr 28, 2016 00:50
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you should update the op with the number of functioning brain cells you have left you stupid poo poo
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Apr 28, 2016 01:08
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:gently caress you op!!!!!! this x10000
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Apr 28, 2016 01:45
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Enjoy your "hit". That was my first and last visit to buzzfeed. I did not like what I saw.
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Apr 28, 2016 02:39
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Rasmussen posted:Enjoy your "hit". That was my first and last visit to buzzfeed. I did not like what I saw. All part of the plan.
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Apr 28, 2016 02:51
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Click reply and I pass 
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Apr 28, 2016 02:52
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"Shove the fitness tracker up her rear end" wasn't on the list, but that's what your mom does with everything I give her. What's the deal OP?
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Apr 28, 2016 03:06
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i'm your prof and here is your grade on this assignment: I have no opinion on op and have not been paying any attention to discussion in this thread, but felt compelled to quote this beautiful smiley
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Apr 28, 2016 03:09
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Apr 28, 2016 03:21
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The guy disguised his yoshi links to get click-baits and I fell for it. Too scammy for me.
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Apr 28, 2016 03:24
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click this bitch .. .. ../΄―/) ... .. (\―`\ / .// .. \\...\ ../ .// ..\\...\ ../΄―/ ./΄―\ ...../― `\......\―`\ .././ / ./ ./.|_ _| .\ .\ .\ \.\.. (.( .( .( ./.)..)........(..(. \ .) .) .).) .\ .\/../ ..\....\/ ./ ..\ .. / ..\ .. / .\ ..( . ..) ./
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Apr 28, 2016 03:24
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i wish your mom had clicked 'abort' op
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Apr 28, 2016 03:29
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i wish your mom had clicked 'abort' op same
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Apr 28, 2016 03:34
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i clicked and it was dumb, good luck with your gif degree.
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