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down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
If fatties wanna fat then by all means. They're much easier to run down and their soft, flabby skin with weak neck muscles make it exceptionally easy to clamp down and snap their spine.

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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Exercise is good, if it triggers somebody then it's because they are bad

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Frosted Flake posted:

This is the author btw









big loving surprise she does yoga.

Not a fan of the tats or the writing, but even so, this is my poo poo

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Well that's certainly a thing. Wonder what kind of person gets off to that.

JessicaDupre
Apr 20, 2016

It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

JessicaDupre posted:

It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious.

I can do 5 averaging about 8 before i get all sweaty and tired and dont want to run anymore. that reminds me poo poo I should really go to the gym instead of laying here shitposting :sigh:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

JessicaDupre posted:

It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious.

welcome to the forums. im enfield, i set myself on fire

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
actually that might be extremely fun, cant really text while running so would have to shitpost with voice to text and make things really really awkward for everyone around me

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JessicaDupre posted:

It's like Christmas came early this year. I take sole responsibility for this thread because I'm a narcissist. I would stay here but I have to go to the gym and then brag about it to my out-of-shape friends. Btw, how many people on here can run a mile under, say, 9 minutes? Just curious.

Being a female-identified “good fatty” often means living your life to please others, striving to gain approval and love by being the right thing at the right time. I’ve stopped pushing myself so hard to be an acceptable fatty.

To make a point about the absurdity and body policing of the “good fatty/bad fatty” archetypes, I did a photoshoot where I ate fried chicken with candy all over my body, embodying the “bad fatty” in lingerie and horns.

It’s become one of my favorite photos Jessica.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

I read GBS between sets. I time my posts to maximize recovery.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Frosted Flake posted:

I read GBS between sets. I time my posts to maximize recovery.

im going to maximize your pain by setting my fist to your face at 10000 miles an hour you sack of crap

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Dreddout posted:

Lmao if you wouldn't.

i am a handsom man who can have his "pick of the little" of you..........will.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i climbed 3500 stairs in 35 minutes yesterday then lifted heavy things for about 45 mins

i will do a similar thing today as well

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

8 track betamax posted:

i am a handsom man who can have his "pick of the little" of you..........will.

Mods know

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Enfield posted:

look at all that stupid poo poo i didnt read

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

exercise is hate speech

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i can deadlift a gorilla

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Frosted Flake posted:

This is the author btw









big loving surprise she does yoga.

*exhales sharply through teeth and shakes head*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i can deadlift a gorilla

getting out of bed doesnt count as exercise



also turn your monitor on

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Frosted Flake posted:

This is the author btw



She's sexy but those tats are a goddamn shame

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i can deadlift a gorilla

Ha ha sounds like you lift from home, and that the gorilla is you.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

JiveHonky posted:

getting out of bed doesnt count as exercise



also turn your monitor on

HAha he works from home, you might even say! :xd: :twisted:

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

It's cool, in 2 years she'll meet a guy at the gym, take her septum ring out, drift away from her more obnoxious friends and slowly morph into a 'quirky' soccer mom. She might even get some of those tattoos removed.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Pawl posted:

Did somebody put some food on the ceiling?

A good post

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
everyone shut up

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

ExtraQuiet posted:

how about fitness dick in yer mouth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Enfield posted:

everyone shut up

do some squats (n suck my balls)

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ExtraQuiet posted:

how about fitness dick in yer mouth

Also a good post

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Enfield posted:

welcome to the forums. im enfield, i set myself on fire

Why did you do it Enfield. Why did you set yourself on fire?

How!
Oct 29, 2009

Trigger warning: I feel like maybe this has clumsily waddled over the shark.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I can't believe they're letting fat people do yoga for fun.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to be fat soon

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Enfield posted:

im going to be fat soon

Looks like its time for your to burn some calories off your body, with fire.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Enfield posted:

im going to be fat soon

if you got huge would it make your skin fall apart

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
GBS is so incredibly bad and getting worse to the point that 2016 is the worst GBS year I've ever seen, and basically it's due to Nooner, DGSW, Enfield and like, 4 other guys who post none stop in all threads and are all horrible and should be banned, and I am also one such poster.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Parallax Scroll posted:

if you got huge would it make your skin fall apart

i dont think so

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

GBS is so incredibly bad and getting worse to the point that 2016 is the worst GBS year I've ever seen, and basically it's due to Nooner, DGSW, Enfield and like, 4 other guys who post none stop in all threads and are all horrible and should be banned, and I am also one such poster.

:qqsay:

also

:agreed:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Minimalist Program posted:

GBS is so incredibly bad and getting worse to the point that 2016 is the worst GBS year I've ever seen, and basically it's due to Nooner, DGSW, Enfield and like, 4 other guys who post none stop in all threads and are all horrible and should be banned, and I am also one such poster.

suck my balls you little bitch

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Minimalist Program posted:

GBS is so incredibly bad and getting worse to the point that 2016 is the worst GBS year I've ever seen, and basically it's due to Nooner, DGSW, Enfield and like, 4 other guys who post none stop in all threads and are all horrible and should be banned, and I am also one such poster.

suck enfield's balls you little bitch

edit: beaten

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Enfield posted:

suck my balls you little bitch

You're terrible on every level my man.

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