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Android Blues

here you can post words that you dont think are funny at all. but wait! theres more. no-one else should think they're funny at all either. this rule will operate on a good faith basis but, "if you see something....", say something. don't let the dazzling funniness of someone elses words steer you away from doing the right thing and posting a hell of a lot of words (individual) which aren't funny at all

i'll start. "taxes". "taxis". "texas". "jar". "Door". "car". "hair"...no wait, hair is a little funny (this is a good example of what not to do). "said." "is." "would." "shall." again, can you spot the slightly funny one? thats right: it's shall, and we "shan't" say that again in this thread, which is for the unfunnier words, like "will" and "no". (if you say "will" or "no" by the time ive forgotten that i already said them, i think you'll probably get a lot of accolades). "bowl." "plate." "cup*." if you like you can imagine we're all saying the words in a simple, flat voice, like a monk's voice. that's how i've begun to do it

please, carry on in this fashion. if you can take a little joy from it, i'd like that, but we all speak for our own reasons.

* I was wrong. "cup" is a thing which can cover the part of the man's anatomy which is funniest, the ding dong. so thank you to Google this for pointing that out

Android Blues fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 28, 2016

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Urodov


"unremarkable"
"Paris"
"scholar"
"adjudicate"
"commiserate"
"parable"
"qualified"
"somewhat"
"convenient"
"bitter"


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Android Blues

Urodov posted:

"unremarkable"
"Paris"
"scholar"
"adjudicate"
"commiserate"
"parable"
"qualified"
"somewhat"
"convenient"
"bitter"

like these. especially won't laugh at any of them - am not laughing right now

alnilam

wall
floor
page
genocide
pete*
acrid

* short for "Peter" (proper noun - of itself inoffensive - but is a slang word for penis. could be funny in that context and should be considered sparingly as a result. thanks to Google this for pointing out)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 28, 2016

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Android Blues


yep

google THIS

gotta disagree on a couple of these. "cup" can be a protective covering for your privates and "pete" is short for "peter" which is a slang word for penis, so definitely some humor value there

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the word hilarious is ironically not at all and in fact maddening to hear

Android Blues

google THIS posted:

gotta disagree on a couple of these. "cup" can be a protective covering for your privates and "pete" is short for "peter" which is a slang word for penis, so definitely some humor value there

i agree. i'll add annotations to these words so everyone knows there are situations where they could be, in fact are, funny

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"the"

"a"

"word"

"an"

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Android Blues

Zyla posted:

ankle is not funny

correct

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there are a lot of words that aren't "funny" or "thread". i might have to stay up all night thinking of all of them.

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yes

Android Blues

DraconicImpulse posted:

there are a lot of words that aren't "funny" or "thread". i might have to stay up all night thinking of all of them.

we'd appreciate this with our whole hearts, speaking for everyone ( - because i know they'd agree)

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DraconicImpulse posted:

there are a lot of words that aren't "funny" or "thread". i might have to stay up all night thinking of all of them.

I like your funny avatar man. I believe he is called "sads" from the video game "ondertall".

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alnilam


i disagree as a word its pretty funny

MrWillsauce

as a word and a concept



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Megaspel posted:

I like your funny avatar man. I believe he is called "sads" from the video game "ondertall".

excuse me i think you mean "bads" from "blunderfail"

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Business Gorillas posted:

zeitgeist (google it)

this is so unfunny I got a frown in my face just reading it again

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zidane13 posted:

scared
sad
suicidal
afraid
worthless
cry
crying
tears
blood
goodbye

some of these are a bit funny, because of the way we relate to them (see: Matt Groening's seminal comic cartoon, Life in Hell - available in old newspapers). i'm going to have to give you reduced marks for this

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zidane13 posted:

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ugh i get shivers when i hear webinar

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then it's funny, dammit. back to the thinking box.

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