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 Released in 2004, Hellforces is one of the best FPS games made in Russia. Russia is not Ukraine.  So, here's its Motherland cover. Behold.  This is the first title to use the engine that later went on to star in such glorious games as Stalin's Subway and Dusk-12. 01.  Trinity sunglasses.02.  Just playing rap.03.  Eat me.04.  Rocket science.05.  The whips are missing.06.  Master of Souls.07.  Indiana Jones & The Load of Bollocks.08.  The brightest sewer.09.  Gamma correction.10.  The hell...  
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Apr 29, 2016 21:34
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Holy poo poo. When do we get the night "vision"?
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Apr 29, 2016 21:37
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Cathode Raymond posted:Holy poo poo.
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Apr 29, 2016 21:39
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I remember the cover (the Russian one). Never played the game, thankfully. The 10 year old me knew better. In case anyone's wondering, the blue blurb says that the game is copy-protected and that the key is on the disc's front side. Fun fact: the legal copies of the games in Russia mostly had StarForce. It sucked. No idea what this one had, but I don't care either.
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Apr 29, 2016 21:41
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SelenicMartian posted:11 minutes in. It has a horrible sound with it too! 
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Apr 29, 2016 21:46
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Another fun fact: the guy who voiced the main character here also voiced the tutorial (and maybe Medivh, but I could be mistaken here) in Warcraft 3. This fact makes me sad, because... ...the voice acting in the Russian version of Warcraft 3 is superior to that of other versions. All of them. And most games, period. We're talking at least Deux Ex: HR levels of good. The guy does not deserve this awkward-rear end dialogue (the English subtitles do not reflect the full extent of how lovely it is).
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Apr 29, 2016 21:55
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This is... this is a game, yes. That's about as far as I've gotten so far. This seems like one of those games that isn't really anything. It just is. Though I do have to point out that I had a little chuckle at the picture of a bird amidst all the pictures of models. You've always got that one co-worker that doesn't get with the program.
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Apr 29, 2016 22:44
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Well that's the worst sound design I've heard in a while.
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Apr 29, 2016 22:56
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Gah, that nightvision is murder on the senses. The double-jump grunt is quality, though. Huh-HUH! Huh-HUH! It's like an aborted Beavis & Butthead chuckle, repeated ad nauseam.
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Apr 29, 2016 23:58
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So many first person shooter cardinal sins in just the first few levels alone. I can't wait to see how this unfolds.
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Apr 30, 2016 00:04
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Congrats on choosing to LP Russian Postal. I tend not to like Let's Plays of first person shooters, but the Vivisector LP is one of my personal favorites and this thing's already shaping up to be the same sort of inexplicable whatever-the-gently caress.
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Apr 30, 2016 03:18
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following the stalin subway thread gives me mixed feelings about this LP that game blurs the lines between the slow motion train-collison transit authority and the bullet induced rage-vomit Bureau with the facile efficiency of a drunken politburo vice secretary this is to say: it is a hot goddam mess that i can't steal my eyes from, so I can only assume this will be the hottest of messes edit: ARRGGH (-2 health) euuuugh (-3 health) euueeeeh (-3) edit2: whoa ten rounds to kill basic zombie heh enemies barely filch or move, even hit with a lead pipe oh christ shooting yourself does the most damage out of anything  one zombie model has an exposed spine which is clearly just reinforced rebaredit3: oh god that night vision, I didn't listen, I didn't know okay last one but what the hell is a first-aid outfit? skullhead tethyis fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Apr 30, 2016 |
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Apr 30, 2016 04:35
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skullhead tethyis posted:okay last one but what the hell is a first-aid outfit? Praise the sun it's not one of the more remote translations http://www.multitran.ru/c/m.exe?CL=1&s=%ED%E0%E1%EE%F0&l1=1 I'd love a "first aid type setting" or a "first aid gang"
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Apr 30, 2016 06:17
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The boss told everyone to bring in a poster of their favorite chick, one man misunderstood. Please explain to me what those metal teeth have to do with Dracula and how they heal you. Does he use them to eat corpses? And why the horrendous matrix reference? Double jumping?? Cyber cops? zombie dogs that attack zombies? Weapons that are all carbon copies of each other? After Vivisector it is funny to see the developers have a different part of the body that will come off for each zombie model. Mister Geist? Is he a Russian goth, his wit is sensational.
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Apr 30, 2016 09:53
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That action roll is possibly the greatest animation I have ever seen.
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May 1, 2016 04:19
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"What a crap" spotted; 10/10 Would Recommend.
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May 1, 2016 17:33
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Had some time, cooked up another video. 02. Just playing rap.Did they recycle prostitutes for zombies? And do the rats make the same body dropping sound as everyone else? You tell me.
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May 1, 2016 19:03
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SelenicMartian posted:
Yes. SelenicMartian posted:
Yes. Why is that dog a robot dog? And if all your bullets ricochet off of it, how are you hurting it? Are your bullets just denting its internals very slightly until eventually it breaks down and can't move?
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May 1, 2016 19:20
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I thought I couldn't expect less from this game, but no, here I was expecting them to actually be able to pick some rap music for their rap-playing boom box.
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May 1, 2016 20:00
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 When you mentioned in the Stalin Subway thread that Russian games were bad , I thought it couldn't be so bad... I stand corrected. Holy poo poo, this is a mess.
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May 1, 2016 20:58
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Cathode Raymond posted:Why is that dog a robot dog? And if all your bullets ricochet off of it, how are you hurting it? Are your bullets just denting its internals very slightly until eventually it breaks down and can't move? He just gets sick of the sound effect.
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May 1, 2016 21:38
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TheMcD posted:I thought I couldn't expect less from this game, but no, here I was expecting them to actually be able to pick some rap music for their rap-playing boom box. The way that SM was talking about it I knew that they were going to gently caress it up somehow, but I think I assumed that the boombox (canonically, "the silver tape recorder") would just not play any music at all. When the music started and it was the wrong genre, I was even more confused.
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May 1, 2016 23:12
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This game is magical. Were the developers inept, or did they just not care?
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May 2, 2016 01:52
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EggsAisle posted:This game is magical. Were the developers inept, or did they just not care? Probably inept but excited at the start and eventually turned into a pained attempt to keep a ship on fire from totally sinking.
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May 2, 2016 07:54
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Jeez, this game makes even 'You are empty' seem somewhat competently made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbRbBF1b3Sw
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May 2, 2016 08:12
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You are empty is beautiful compared to this. I will give the game credit, it is trying to keep things interesting by changing things up every level. We had apartments, sewers, gardens, half life dungeon, catacombs, and now thug life. Its just a shame they failed to produce a single decent section so far.
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May 2, 2016 09:02
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TheMcD posted:I thought I couldn't expect less from this game, but no, here I was expecting them to actually be able to pick some rap music for their rap-playing boom box. Is it bad that I kind of dug the 'rap' music? It's just so tryhard, it's amazing
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May 2, 2016 13:07
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I love every bad fps from east europe because no matter how bad it is, they still manage to give their games soul and some weird form of charm which puts them ahead of our own bad fps industry that churns out another army mans shooter in the meantime With that being said, this game puts my patience for zombie killing to a hard test
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May 2, 2016 15:18
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Tin Tim posted:I love every bad fps from east europe because no matter how bad it is, they still manage to give their games soul and some weird form of charm which puts them ahead of our own bad fps industry that churns out another army mans shooter in the meantime Eastern European games, especially shooters, also seem to have a very distinct aesthetic that makes it pretty easy to tell them apart from Western and Asian games. If you want games that get bleakness right, go East.
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May 2, 2016 15:48
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Really enjoying this... whatever this is. Can you somehow give a warning in the videos or something before you use the 'nightvision' or something though? It's literally nauseating.
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May 2, 2016 16:25
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I will have to give up on this. The trinity glasses gives me a painful headache and the game is not worth the suffering.
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May 2, 2016 17:05
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Really enjoying this... whatever this is. Can you somehow give a warning in the videos or something before you use the 'nightvision' or something though? It's literally nauseating. Ended up putting together another video, now I'll take a short break. Before you watch, think: What does Dracula sound like? What are the tactical advantages of dwarfism? 03. Eat me.
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May 2, 2016 17:07
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I just noticed that you pick up "first aid outfits". I don't know why that amuses me so much, but it does.
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May 2, 2016 19:20
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One of the problems with localizations is that people misunderstand the relative weight of curse words
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May 3, 2016 05:24
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I do wonder at this point if we are ever going to see demons in this game called Hellforces. (Apart from the robodog) They were seriously thinking of licensing their engine to other companies? And they couldn't even be assed to fix the lighting or the bullet trajectories.
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May 3, 2016 07:52
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This game is... something! Keep up the good work. RoboDog - you will be remembered
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May 4, 2016 03:25
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CommissarMega posted:Is it bad that I kind of dug the 'rap' music? It's just so tryhard, it's amazing I'm pretty sure that sample is from a Marilyn Manson song. fake edit: yup. http://youtu.be/nElytJo50iM
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May 4, 2016 19:01
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NuminaXLT posted:I'm pretty sure that sample is from a Marilyn Manson song. I'll have to upload the game's OST somewhere, because a chunk of it is Doom tracks played from memory, I think.
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May 4, 2016 19:05
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7/10 04. Rocket science.The HD version is still processing.
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May 6, 2016 22:06
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The weapons really do look like cheap B-movie props. And the sound effects, it sounds like the rocket launcher is a nerf gun with a busted spring when you load the rockets in the backflaps. A shame that under more oppressive times the ruskies managed to produce perhaps their finest game - Tetris, and now the industry is mostly relegated to this kind of stuff.
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May 8, 2016 07:37
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