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VendaGoat posted:When I decided to be a responsible adult with money. #relatable
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:51 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 08:20 |
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When we found all that drug money in a crashed plane in the woods, we really should not have told anyone or spent any of it right away.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:51 |
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It's cool, I'm okay to drive.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:53 |
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when the raptor fences lost power
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:55 |
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Maybe choosing who to vote for out of pure spite wasn't such a great idea.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:59 |
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i never would've checked that box admitting I was a member of the yakuza if I'd just sought help with my tax return from the professionals at h&r block
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:16 |
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when i blew it all buying studio time for my solo recording of spokenword madrigals
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:25 |
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I failed to read the packaging of the dollar store exfoliant which clearly states "for industrial use only"
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:30 |
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when a cluster of rectal polups shot unexpectedly from my rear end as i was lighting a fart, and arced across the boardroom like a shower of meteors
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:37 |
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mid to late 2007
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:40 |
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sure, i said to the ice cream man, I'd love to see what you have in the back of the van, and that's how I developed a case of type 2 diabetes
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:40 |
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when the autopsy report came back and it turned out the bitch was cleverer than i thought and had made her last meal of alphabet soup spell out my name
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:43 |
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Orkin Mang posted:when the autopsy report came back and it turned the bitch was cleverer than i thought and had made her last meal of alphabet soup spell out my name
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:45 |
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I didn't expect shiva to cancel that multi million dollar contract just because I wasn't sure which hand to shake
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:04 |
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I should've considered the structural integrity of the building before trying to spice up the bedroom with that fourth african elephant
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:06 |
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when I snapped my fingers to summon the troll-waitress I didn't expect the pixie-hostess to fly right between them and get crushed, and to make matters worse I forgot my wallet
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:08 |
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jus so u all know im jackin off to this thread
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:10 |
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that time I put a hundred thousand pictures of my rear end on the internet
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:10 |
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it was all going fine until I took out that fifth student loan for clown college
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:14 |
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posting dikc pics on facebook now i cant be in facebook anymore so i have to post here
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:30 |
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all publicity is good publicity
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:32 |
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I don't think I really thought through the consequences of hiring someone to kill my dad
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:35 |
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Much less letting them go back in time to before I was born to do it
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:39 |
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when the traintrack intersected with itself at omega junction, killing all on board
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:57 |
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"You know, I bet pole vaulters get chicks."
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:01 |
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the moment i chose heterosexuality i was doomed
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:02 |
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Just after it began.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:03 |
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id say about the time i started sleeping under the pingpong table at the ymca, which was right around the time my wife got one of those live in life coaches
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:03 |
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I think it was when I refused to marry my childhood rapist, well more like found out they tried to marry me without me knowing and then tried to snuff me out. Things got p bad, lots of attempts on my life and poo poo.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:05 |
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MiracleWhale posted:I didn't expect shiva to cancel that multi million dollar contract just because I wasn't sure which hand to shake hahaha
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:33 |
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When the abortion didn't take
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:53 |
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when they hacked off my head, severed my torso, sliced off my left nipple then threw me into an irish bog for my infidelity to mother earth
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 06:59 |
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oobie og ouse
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:02 |
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Iron Prince posted:oobie og ouse *folds into bog*
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:03 |
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my first invention was the nuvahoop, the first long term contraceptive that can turn into a hula hoop - just add water! - and in retrospect I should've seen the lawsuits coming
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:05 |
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I'm actually doing pretty well somehow
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:06 |
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MiracleWhale posted:my first invention was the nuvahoop, the first long term contraceptive that can turn into a hula hoop - just add water! - and in retrospect I should've seen the lawsuits coming bout a thousand of my cow intestines were sold to pagans as ritual prophylactics so it wasnt a total wash
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:06 |
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Orkin Mang posted:id say about the time i started sleeping under the pingpong table at the ymca, which was right around the time my wife got one of those live in life coaches
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:30 |
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Communications degree
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:32 |
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Rape Stink posted:Communications degree i dont understand
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:33 |