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Got it for my birthday, first crate comes when I'm out and someone else receives it. Then the next month comes and I discover the truth. Guy knocks on my door at noon: I am mildly indisposed so I yell "JUST A MINUTE!". Open door twenty seconds later, guy's gone left the package at my door. This month guy comes at 4 PM, I buzz him in, he knocks at my door, I open it, he sticks the package in my hand and turns on his heel like he was offended to present me with it. The answer is clear: postal workers have a vendetta against delivering nerd poo poo.
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go gently caress yourself and ll gently caress ur dad (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 30, 2016 08:44
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They also hate dogs!
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Apr 30, 2016 08:44
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haha buzzing a dude in what are you three olives or something?!
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Apr 30, 2016 08:46
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gently caress you for making me google lootcrate
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LootAnime Edit: Oh look LootGAMING has a Pac-Man mug that I got back in 1981 when everyone had Pac-Man Fever. Philthy fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Apr 30, 2016 |
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Apr 30, 2016 08:56
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Iron Prince posted:haha buzzing a dude in what are you three olives or something?! Is this a joke about condos or gay buttsex?
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Apr 30, 2016 08:58
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FIRST TIME posted:Is this a joke about condos or gay buttsex? not so much a joke as it is a fantasy
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Apr 30, 2016 08:59
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Why buy crappy loot crates when you can just watch Ashens sneer at them on YouTube for free? It's always garbage.
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Apr 30, 2016 09:03
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I've seen them open those Lootcrates on youtube. There's nothing but trash inside, why would anyone buy them?
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Apr 30, 2016 09:14
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basement jihadist posted:go gently caress yourself and ll gently caress ur dad What a deal!
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Apr 30, 2016 09:16
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Loot crates look like garbage. Thanks for your time
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Apr 30, 2016 09:17
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Cornwind Evil posted:Got it for my birthday, first crate comes when I'm out and someone else receives it. Then the next month comes and I discover the truth. No they're just assholes to everyone.
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Apr 30, 2016 09:29
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EL BROMANCE posted:Why buy crappy loot crates when you can just watch Ashens sneer at them on YouTube for free? It's always garbage. It's like getting all the value and more!
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Apr 30, 2016 09:30
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I almost always have great experiences dealing with the post office
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Apr 30, 2016 09:31
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anyone with a sense of shame hates lootcrate
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Apr 30, 2016 09:33
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I went to a post office a few weeks ago to ask a few questions. And literally was nice as possible the lady never said a word to me just pointed at poo poo then left the room as I told her to "have a nice day." What I"m trying to say is government employees are lazy, assholish, and paid too much. They know they pretty much can't lose their jobs so they don't care.
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Apr 30, 2016 09:39
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ChrisHansen posted:I almost always have great experiences dealing with the post office do tell.
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Apr 30, 2016 09:39
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I am legitimately, unironically baffled that LootCrate is a thing, and is in fact a pretty popular thing, and that it is in any way a profitable venture.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I went to a post office a few weeks ago to ask a few questions. And literally was nice as possible the lady never said a word to me just pointed at poo poo then left the room as I told her to "have a nice day." The USPS doesn't receive tax dollars, are they technically government employees?
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Apr 30, 2016 09:41
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Heath posted:The USPS doesn't receive tax dollars, are they technically government employees? pretty sure they get government money and pensions.
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Heath posted:The USPS doesn't receive tax dollars, are they technically government employees? They're a semi-private organization. It's all really convoluted.
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Apr 30, 2016 10:06
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If it's anything like other national postal services, they actually are owned by the government but they pay their own employees with their own profits. Also, profits are handed over to the government at the end of the day so no, your tax dollars are not paying their salary and they are actually helping fund services you use.
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Apr 30, 2016 10:11
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Apr 30, 2016 10:22
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Loot crate arrives Postman averts his eyes Funko Pop wet with dew
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Apr 30, 2016 10:22
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Heath posted:I am legitimately, unironically baffled that LootCrate is a thing, and is in fact a pretty popular thing, and that it is in any way a profitable venture. Nerds buying garbage except now they don't even have to pick out the garbage themselvrs
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Apr 30, 2016 10:26
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I think the best part about loot crate is its like a random garbo bag of swag. You don't even know 100% what you're going to get. It could be that new zelda 3ds (lol yeah right buddy) or it could be a bag of used nintendo condoms! Its like publisher house clearing for nerds.
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Apr 30, 2016 10:29
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plz upload vids when you hotglue your generic vinyl avengers toys
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Apr 30, 2016 10:37
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It's always gonna be the used condoms 
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Apr 30, 2016 10:37
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Aren't the contents of a lootcrate basically just swag that you'd get at a live event/convention? Like the type of thing you just want to get rid of because it is all poo poo
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Apr 30, 2016 10:41
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Hi I'm an american postman I just dump your mail at your doorstep and leave, hope no one steals it
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Apr 30, 2016 11:51
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I have a bored housewife next stop, I don't have time for your nerd poo poo
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Apr 30, 2016 11:57
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agreed I'd rather they waited until I got done taking a poo poo too
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Apr 30, 2016 12:07
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One of the most depressing things I've ever heard of, up there with 'the girlfriend experience' and those anime pillow things.
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Apr 30, 2016 12:19
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i just order so much stuff on amazon that i've forgotten what i ordered already 2 days later when it shows up. so not only is it a surprise but its also stuff i actually needed/wanted. like loot crate but better
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Apr 30, 2016 12:37
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I have a subscription to the dollar shave club, and have had all sorts of trouble getting them delivered lately. After having delivered them no problem for a year and a half, they left a "sorry we missed you" card (even though I was home, they never knocked). The card claimed that it was sent insured mail and I had to sign for it or pick it up. I contacted dollar shave club and they said they don't send anything insured. I filled out the card saying to bring it back, but they never took the card. Finally I saw the mail lady so I have her the card. It still didn't come so a few days later i saw her again and asked about it. She laughed and said "those cards don't matter, you need to pick it up". I said, "how, you took it?" and she laughed again and said I would never get it. I emailed the past office website and said that happened, and the next day a guy from the office drive his personal car over with my package. The next 3 months I didn't get my razors, even though they were sent. I didn't notice because I had plenty of backup blades. Month 4 I come home and all 4 boxes are crammed into my box, all postdated when they should have been sent.
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Apr 30, 2016 12:56
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One in five loot crates should contain a psychotic contortionist who wants to kill you (a Mimic).
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Apr 30, 2016 12:57
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EL BROMANCE posted:Why buy crappy loot crates when you can just watch Ashens sneer at them on YouTube for free? It's always garbage. Just do this. Sometimes he torches poo poo from them, too!
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Apr 30, 2016 12:59
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:anyone with a sense of shame hates lootcrate I have no sense of shame and still hate lootcrate. Think I'd be perfect for a post office job.
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The post office should hire a guy whose job is to poo poo in all the Lootcrates and see if the people getting them notice.
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