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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
One in five loot crates should contain a psychotic contortionist who wants to kill you (a Mimic).

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Rutibex posted:

loot crate was only the beginning. there are millions of these dumb monthly boxes now. I like watching the battlebox opening video personally:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAQYQPWJnmI

Putting garbage people won't buy on its own into a "mystery box" and selling it is a really good business idea.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

Goons don't know about gambling ITT.

I don't think you know what gambling means.

They don't hide a diamond in one out of every ten thousand boxes. You're not going to win anything. They just give you a box of garbage. Always. They take your money and give you a box of cheap garbage. You just don't know what kind of cheap garbage it is before you open it.

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