Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
Conservationists are singlehandedly killing the elephants tho with their feel feel policy about Ivory. We should be farming that poo poo for a stable supply and increasing population.

Cutting off the tusks does not harm the animal, is renewable, do not need them for defense as they have no predators, and help protects the existing population because elephants will hurt eachother with them in fights.

Elephants get to live and Asians will be able to have higher than a 68% penetration rate with their spouses.

Its a win win.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Kenya spare me some ivory, brother?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Mange Mite posted:

I misread the title and expected a video of kanye rocking the gently caress out on the piano

Kanye literally burning a piano would also be p. Good

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I had no idea they hated white people that much

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

drat now thei're gonna have to kill a lot of elephants to replace all that. they did not think this through very good

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Parallax Scroll posted:

drat now thei're gonna have to kill a lot of elephants to replace all that. they did not think this through very good

Its simple Economics.

If you destroy built up supply, prices drop and demand will disappear. Thus protecting the only known source of the good and making it less desirable. I have some Marx I'd like to quote for you.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SurfaceDetail posted:

Its simple Economics.

If you destroy built up supply, prices drop and demand will disappear. Thus protecting the only known source of the good and making it less desirable. I have some Marx I'd like to quote for you.

i had to reread this until I realized communism was involved.

are you high on burnt hair?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Taking a page out of Russia's "Burn everything so our enemy can't have it." Book!

Dreddout fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 2, 2016

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I woulda bought some

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mariana Horchata posted:

why do they insist on referring to anything related to black ppl as 'ebony' in porno?

Realtalk, I assume white people still have hang ups on interracial porn, so the porno companies have to hide it under a veneer of exoticism so white people can jack it in safety.

Ivory pride world wide!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

SurfaceDetail posted:

Conservationists are singlehandedly killing the elephants tho with their feel feel policy about Ivory. We should be farming that poo poo for a stable supply and increasing population.
Yeah I wonder why these people haven't farmed elephants despite them living with them for thousands and thousands of years.

Probably because they're dumb rather than it being impractical or something.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

jBrereton posted:

Yeah I wonder why these people haven't farmed elephants despite them living with them for thousands and thousands of years.

Probably because they're dumb rather than it being impractical or something.

Looking at the rest of the region almost certainly the first thing.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Dreddout posted:

Taking a page out of Russia's "Burn everything so our enemy can't have it." Book!

Nah russia would burn the elephants

"they were CIA accomplices in financing terrorism"

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
That's dumb. If they really want to make a statement, they make a poacher pyramid and set those fuckers on fire.

Put Ted Nugent on top.

  • Locked thread