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empireofcrime posted:Is... is this the new top secret Sanders HQ? *internally shaking trapped in a hallucinogenic haze of Sanders memes* We don't need a Bernie Sanders thread. The Bernie Sanders thread was in your heart all along.   
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PleasureKevin posted:Bernie will concede the presidency in 2028 after brokering a peaceful resolution to world war 3 World War 3 will be started after Presidente Donald Trump of Mexico invades the U.S for not building a wall to keep his citizens from fleeing. He bought that country fair and square and hey=, where is everyone going!? <  >
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loquacius posted:*climbs onto roof holding half-drunk bottle of memes in paper bag and screams into the night* I LOVE MALT LIQUOR
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Seriously though how are you going to get young people involved when the only attempts to engage them are some token bullshit like throwing sunglasses on a skateboarding bear who's shouting "Hey kids, vote is way cool!" as he does a gnarly kickflip off of a basketball rim. I can see why people disengage when all they get thrown at them is occasional blatant pandering. I wouldn't deny that to some extent the younger crowd has to educate themselves, but A: just telling them they need to do that and leaving it at that is about as helpful as a parachute full of dicks and B: people of a certain age aren't strictly any better educated on issues even if they're more likely to vote. Age is often used as a badge of superiority, when sometimes being older just means you've been a real piece of poo poo a lot longer, and in terms of candidates at least, it's only become easier to suss out which ones aren't doing any favors for anyone but themselves.
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Classic Comrade posted:what wacky hijinks do u think bernie will get up to at the convention Bernie and all of his delegates should take a page from the Ministry of Silly Walks and also increase funding for silly walks.
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zen death robot posted:Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz have something in common Neither will be the Republican nominee.
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Pinterest Mom posted:Hillary should have dropped out after Ohio/Texas in 2008, Bernie should have dropped out after 3/15 this year Nah.
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Thoguh posted:Swap the actual attendees with the media people and you'd have a Hillary rally. 
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Quantum Finger posted:i found hillary's campaign song I thought it was this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c0lWm8jOsQ&t=28s
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empireofcrime posted:My reaction at this point:
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NumberLast posted:Who would I have voted for in the primary? Would I have even voted? I like to think I would have. Lincoln Chafee. Feel the Chafe.
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Krampus Grewcock posted:I just want the rich beheaded and their entrails carried off by packs of dogs.  of here you loving moderate.
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May 4, 2016 00:31
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I'm going to miss Bernie threeading when thr primary is over. Let's promise to have sleepovers where we brush each others hair and do makeovers and tell ghost stories and make smores in the toaster oven.
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May 4, 2016 01:12
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In one of the Skyrim threads there was a goon who mentioned that they were walking around Whiterun and heard a voice behind them shout "I've been training my whole life for this!" They turned around and there was a bandit with a greatsword chasing a chicken.
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I am going to laugh heartily if Hilldawg loses Indiana. How you can't lock up a state when your opponent is basically eliminated? Also  @ Cruz.
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In less serious news, Indiana's Fayette county looks like a miniature Utah and I just think it's darling. 
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Bernie: Whoops, I accidentally a :bernget: in your Indiana.
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May 4, 2016 03:04
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Hey can Mass join the Bernie Repiblic too? Swear to god, if we just saw off Boston and everything inside of I-95 and push it into the bay the rest of the state'll be cool.
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Classic Comrade posted:ok guys u gotta admit that was a good snype You deserve a hen. :bernget:
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May 4, 2016 03:09
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NumberLast posted:Only if you bring Elizabeth Warren. Done and done. And I mean done.
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May 4, 2016 03:10
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Tell you what, we'll have Fenway separated and airlifted to Foxboro.
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May 4, 2016 03:19
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Nostrum posted:Uhhh...I'd hardly call Worcester/Springfield "cool". This coming from a tru '609 homie for lyfe. Yeah, but I want to believe that certain areas can be rehabilitated. Springfield at least isn't too far from where I grew up around Hartford. 
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NumberLast posted:I really didn't like Boston but I'm told I did it wrong. Oh, was it below 100 that day?
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Nostrum posted:Tbqh in the 5ish years I lived there Worcester got a LOT better. I could see it going places. I had heard that Worcester was getting a little better because businesses were looking at the costs of setting up shop in Boston, saying "gently caress that, anywhere cheaper in this state?" There was an NPR story on it to roughly that effect a couple of years ago.
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Classic Comrade posted:lol ya MA drivers are p bad My experience with Rhode Island and Mass drivers is that the former have no clue how to drive and the latter do but don't give a gently caress about anyone or anything else on the road.
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belt posted:Seems like Bernie is still cool and good. Glad I checked in guys.
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May 4, 2016 03:55
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TinFoilJoy posted:Garbage-rear end city, Indianapolis. All the tiny people who live in Andrew Luck's neckbeard emerged to vote at the last minute.
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Tenzarin posted:It's tuesday and Im back, ready to see bernie lose today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
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May 4, 2016 04:11
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Error 404 posted:Bernie Sanders *slow, ominous "b'gawk" from somewhere behind you*
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May 4, 2016 04:13
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TinFoilJoy posted:x3. :bernget: I'd drop in a couple of bucks but for some reason Actblue has refused to take my money for several weeks now. Every time I try it shows the amount I donated but the receipt totals to $0.00. 
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May 4, 2016 04:25
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TinFoilJoy posted:Those bastards. Just did a $1 test donation via credit card and it went through. Apparently it just decided to stop accepting money from my Paypal account. 
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Mariana Horchata posted:are those rats mid coitus?? Did somebody post a picture of trump and the Republican Party?
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May 4, 2016 14:14
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Bernie is Sir Arthur and the Democratic primary is Ghosts and Goblins. It's pointlessly difficult because the people who designed the thing don't actually want you to get to the end and there's a bunch of big gently caress yous at every level. And even if you do finish it it turns out you have to go through the whole thing all over again to get the real ending.
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May 4, 2016 14:18
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Berniethought: WHAT WE CALL BALOOGAN IS REALLY JUST CONFUSED BOLOGNA!
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hemophilia posted:lol if you like the green party just lol In all fairness they're the only ones who have ever bothered discussing income equality beyond just lip service.
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THORIUM posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v490Z5lo7Xk I love the background music. Also, "the cleanup lasted four years, from 1979 to 1993." 
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InterFaced posted:Eating the democratic party from the inside is more fun anyway because of all the tears. Yeah, I used to think that it'd be better to just not join the party or join a different one, but I think at this point the most effective thing would be to crash their party, eat all the chips and pee in the potted plants. Then fall asleep real drunk on Cindy's Mom's bed and wake up and you puked all over it and Jesus just throw the loving comforter in the garbage.
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Mr. Horrible posted:I'm also a lapsed ethical vegan. Who just ate a burger last night. Don't kid yourself. If a cow could it would eat you and everybody you know. Actually seriously though pigs probably would. I was completely off of beef for more than a decade and still very rarely eat it, but I will never get off of the Eat All Pigs train. Pigs are scary fuckers who don't give much of a poo poo what or who they're eating and turn into bristly, tusked monsters if they end up in the wild, so toot toot you barely domesticated bacon-filled bastards.
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I'm sorry Mrs. Cow!
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loquacius posted:This is true but it's mostly because politicians are just almost always working on bad things in general I seem to recall George Carlin having a line about the word bipartisan means only that some larger than usual deception is going on.
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