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Angelina Jolie chopped off her own boobs but I'd still hook up with her.
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May 2, 2016 19:06
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RVWinkle posted:Angelina Jolie chopped off her own boobs but I'd still hook up with her.
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RVWinkle posted:Angelina Jolie chopped off her own boobs but I'd still hook up with her. she's like crack-addict skinny and has frankenstein boobs
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City of Tampa posted:she's like crack-addict skinny and has frankenstein boobs Lol if you wouldn't for the bragging rights.
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May 2, 2016 19:26
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cutting off her tits was a crime she doesn't deserve the d
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May 2, 2016 19:29
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May 2, 2016 19:53
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the op has had sex once in his life. he contracted full blown aids and had a retarded baby Your mistaken, thats what the OP's father did.
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May 2, 2016 20:02
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May 2, 2016 20:10
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:she gave her tits to me pm me
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May 2, 2016 20:11
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May 2, 2016 20:43
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Dreddout posted:Lol if you wouldn't for the bragging rights. if I ever wanted to get with a death-skinny chick that is covered in ugly tats and weird scars I'll just bring a handful of oxycontin to a strip club
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ChrisHansen posted:She's hiding a giant dong I knew she was in collusion with the Chinese, I just knew it
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Hey OP - the doctor you're visiting specializes in "child and adolescent psychiatry" You sure you have a parent's permission to post here?
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City of Tampa posted:if I ever wanted to get with a death-skinny chick that is covered in ugly tats and weird scars I'll just bring a handful of oxycontin to a strip club Now THIS is my kind of party.
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Here's wonderful Lifehack for your visit to the strip club. Tell everyone that you're a psychiatrist who specializes in daddy issues and you'll be riddled with crabs and herpes in no time.
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walgreenslatino posted:Hey OP - the doctor you're visiting specializes in "child and adolescent psychiatry" Oh no, you found me out, I was Alex Travert all along!  Fyi, she specialises in children psychiatry, I have the mind of a child, so it works out pretty well for me. 
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Hillary is the worst and I hope bernie literally burns down the DNC when he loses
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May 2, 2016 22:51
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paul_soccer10 posted:she's struggling with a secret serious illness lol please dont get my hopes up
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Mange Mite posted:please dont get my hopes up it is chronic failaids but unfortunately she gets the best treatment ala magic johnson and won't die 
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May 2, 2016 22:56
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Blue Train posted:she is a lizard wearing human skin among other things The term is reptiloid 
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genesplicer posted:The term is reptiloid Reptilian is also acceptable. They are the ones who control the grays, those are like the worker bee aliens.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Where did Chelsea come from then? test tube baby. ever seen her belly button? she doesn't have one, she was grown in a lab
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May 2, 2016 23:04
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Can someone explain to me why Hillary devours goldfish covered in hot sauce?
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The Hardly Boys in The Case of Hillary Clinton and Queen Amidala's Nipples
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May 3, 2016 03:10
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Angelina looks rough in that picture. Like drat eat a sandwich or 5 rough.
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May 3, 2016 03:14
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Where did Chelsea come from then? Did anyone ever actually see hillary pregnant? It's probably just one of Bill's byblows Either that or she laid eggs
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Mange Mite posted:Lol you live in oklahoma massive self-own don't make fun of people for terrible life choices maybe he loves someone there or something you just don't know
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May 3, 2016 03:22
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lol is it true bernie sanders is still trying to run for president
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May 3, 2016 03:24
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wow!! snack crackers I get, but hot sauce? this lady's crazy!!!
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Mandator posted:don't make fun of people for terrible life choices I was born here, and I am too poor to leave. Once Trump wins, I will probably be deported to my ancestral home of Mexico, which is probably a step up all things considered. 
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Where did Chelsea come from then?
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Goldfish are good you idiot
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May 3, 2016 03:33
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literally fun for all ages for gently caress sake op
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thathonkey posted:literally fun for all ages for gently caress sake op My dad killed all my fish by putting the wrong type of water in the aquarium. gently caress fish, what a bunch of needy bitches. Dreddout fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 3, 2016 |
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thathonkey posted:lol is it true bernie sanders is still trying to run for president People on my social media feeds who were posting DANK BERNIE SANDERS MEMES a couple months ago have all been pretty silent lately, so who knows?
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TheNightmanCum-eth posted:People on my social media feeds who were posting DANK BERNIE SANDERS MEMES a couple months ago have all been pretty silent lately, so who knows? same here haha now that you mention it theyve all gone quiet
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