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Yes hello I'm in the market for a purple slime with a skull suspended in it. The skull does not have to be enchanted in any way but I am willing to pay extra if the skull has jeweled eyes (depending on the stone and cut)
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Joust posted:Bazinga
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OP can you recommend a good slime vet,I took mine to a regular one and now he's missing a hand and I'm balls deep in a lawsuit
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May 3, 2016 18:46
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You have to go to the witch up in her hut in the shartthorne mountains, be sure to bring her a small child's skull otherwise she will just keep telling you she will fix your slime later
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May 3, 2016 18:48
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Honestly if you want slimes just make your lair sufficiently damp and ooky
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May 3, 2016 18:50
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lf adventurers to escort me to the witch's hut in the shartthorne mountains, tis a dangerous journey but you will be handsomely rewarded and definitely not fed to my rejuvenated slime
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May 3, 2016 18:54
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hey do them sexy slimes melt your dick off or what
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May 3, 2016 19:05
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I just slimed my panties. 
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May 3, 2016 19:08
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Nurse Fanny posted:hey do them sexy slimes melt your dick off or what this seems like info that shouldve been disclosed in the op
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May 3, 2016 19:11
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Nurse Fanny posted:hey do them sexy slimes melt your dick off or what Only if you forget to apply Acid-B-Gone line first
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May 3, 2016 19:12
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Nurse Fanny posted:hey do them sexy slimes melt your dick off or what depends on what fetish game youre playing
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May 3, 2016 19:12
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do you stock elemental slimes, OP
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May 3, 2016 19:35
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Nurse Fanny posted:hey do them sexy slimes melt your dick off or what A worthwhile and manageable risk; beforehand be sure to apply an extra generous amount of petroleum jelly. Unless of course your slime happens to be a petroleum jelly, then you're already good to go.
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May 3, 2016 19:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mmAr4oFE4 contains crab rape
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May 3, 2016 19:46
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yo, you gots a mustard jelly up in here?
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May 3, 2016 20:19
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only slime i need is our lord and savior thugger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
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May 3, 2016 20:20
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Do you have any Gelatinous Cubes trained to stop digesting adventurers after their flesh has dissolved, and leave their gear intact? I was hoping to open up a Museum of Failed Adventurers and thought suspension in Cube would be a good display piece for the Fool of the Month. Price is no option, but which precious metals/treasure classes do you accept?
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May 3, 2016 20:37
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hi i have a dungeon and i am looking for as many metallic slimes as you can that are so pussy and scared they run from stupid adventurers in 1 turn
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May 3, 2016 20:37
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I bet that hurts like holy gently caress.
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May 3, 2016 22:11
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OP died due to mysterious circumstances, I'm the new owner. How can I help you?
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May 3, 2016 22:24
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Shopkeeper, I broke in to an evil wizard's tower to free a maiden fair and become the champion of Alderson. Unfortunately, after hacking my way through 3 floors I realized the evil wizard had a teleport spell set up in the doorway that took me to an Ikea. There's dead employees and basic bitches everywhere, can your mimic slimes be convincing enough as the deceased to give me the 2 weeks I'll need to cdetroy all the evidence or am I gonna have to deal with a Necromancer to get out of this one? I hope you can help because the only necromancer I know is the one that just tricked me in to doing all this murder
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May 3, 2016 22:35
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This just in, we have wacky flailing arm tube slimes, and boy are they wacky
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May 3, 2016 22:36
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Do you sell strawberry or raspberry slimes? I have a great idea for a prank... PB&S sandwich!
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May 3, 2016 22:38
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We have mimic slimes in stock friend, but the colors will be off. Maybe this was the necromancers plan all along and this will just sort itself out?
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Tomato Burger posted:Do you sell strawberry or raspberry slimes? I have a great idea for a prank... PB&S sandwich! Fresh out of raspberry, but maybe try one of our mimic slimes.
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May 3, 2016 22:39
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White Noise Marine posted:We have mimic slimes in stock friend, but the colors will be off. Maybe this was the necromancers plan all along and this will just sort itself out? I guess I could get the Enchanter to glamour the slimes to get the look closer to what they need to be while I have a cleaning service scrub out all the blood. I'm paying you with the gold I absconded from the register so you might not wanna report it as taxable income
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May 3, 2016 22:40
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I need some gnolls, op
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May 3, 2016 22:44
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so I put my wang into one of these slimes (felt pretty good at first Im not ashamed to admit that) and now it's liquefacted into a little nubbin how can I get a refund?
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May 3, 2016 23:27
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Pudding Huxtable posted:so I put my wang into one of these slimes (felt pretty good at first Im not ashamed to admit that) and now it's liquefacted into a little nubbin Sounds like a shoddy member. Contact the male deity of your homeland or the cleric responsible for your reassignment surgery (if you've rerolled within the last year).
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May 3, 2016 23:43
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I've got a Jon Pop ... can I part ex it for something a bit less slimey?
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May 3, 2016 23:45
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I'm sorry our jon pop collection has been discontinued, and we will not be accepting any returns.
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Ahundredbux posted:I need some gnolls, op You will have to go to the grassy gnoll, located conveniently 3 store fronts down.
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White Noise Marine posted:I'm sorry our jon pop collection has been discontinued, and we will not be accepting any returns. But it's useless! It's too short and all the female characters run away from it - it just hangs around outside whorehouses and shitposts The grey ooze is doing very well though it recently got a job working on Trump's campaign
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May 4, 2016 00:07
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I'm sorry it seems to be working as intended.
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May 4, 2016 00:08
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Yeah I'd like a bigfoot to go
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May 4, 2016 00:08
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 That will be 300g or a trade of equal value.
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May 4, 2016 00:11
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 Heres an animated corn he's taken a liking to farming so hope youve got a garden
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May 4, 2016 00:17
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Can I get a better green ooze? A 3/2 for 2 that destroys the opponent's weapon just doesn't live up to my needs any more. 
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IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Are you a non-magical sentient being and have recently purchased a slime, jelly, pudding, or ooze at a discount from Dungeness' Dungeon Emporium & Death Trappery? Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed with the following afflictions and humours: Gnoll Rot Tongue Lesions Annihilation Piss Bigby's Crushing Hand Drow Dropsy Cum Lung Exploding Limb Syndrome Phantom Molestation Syndrome making GBS threads Fits Spontaneous Teeth Collapse Hermaphroditic Genital Swapping Flayed Mind Pink Eye Of The Beholder Usidor's Many Names Disorder and/or Acid Reflux? If so, you may be entitled to compensation by the party or parties responsible for the magical curse exposure that caused your illness. Please contact the scholarly and esteemed law offices of: Heyman, Goldberg, & Griffinwing 1313 Imperial Road, Southern Quadrant The Justice Quarter, Imperium City, Imperia Due to a magical curse put upon all slime stock after the sudden and untimely death of the original owner of Dungeness' Dungeon Emporium & Death Trappery, all afflicted non-magical sentient beings are encouraged to join this lawsuit against the current owners. We here at the law offices of Heyman, Goldberg, & Griffinwing are here... FOR YOU.
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