extremebuff posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFAknD_9U7c

hollowheads unite.

HolePisser1982 posted:

bbg’s imp dot zone: all my alpha phi brothers running out of their bed rooms when they hear the ubisoft start up sound, all got naked bimbos over heir shoulders like the fyad flag

dick kyanka’s cuck hive imp zone: playing full priced japanese shovelware switch edition under my covers, pretending to be asleep due to anxiety

Bicyclops posted:

i have back problems that i always make worse when i play handheld games. it was worth it for a lot of the 3DS catalog, but i don't think i can do it anymore.

HolePisser1982 posted:

[standing in front of the mirror rehearsing] _{oh fam..} fam I stan a Grooble. Weelix and Storch get fuckin...... B T F O. _hmmm. Weelix and Storch straight cancelled. _{oh haha thats gooood}

Dead Hippie Ghost posted:

i just got ocarina of time on N64 (never played it before) and am loving shocked at how goddamn complete of an asthetic that game portrays.

It really feels like being a child again, or in a nice dream. Like you can just fall into link, be him and run across hyrule field, dispatching enemies with ease forever. The bright, beauty of the world portrayed there is amazing, but even more amazing is the drastic but seamless shift that takes place in dungeons. Suddenly you're uneasy. You're a little tense, and at the edge of your seat. Lord Jabu Jabu's belly is an amazing example of how you suddenly find a dirty, scary patch in this otherwise beautiful world. I'm also astounded at how well they pulled off the absolute surrealism. Nintendo has never been attatched to reality in their games, but this one in particular flies the gap between the familiar and the amazing, pulling them together and making the preposterous seem normal. The level design is also just perfect. You're rarely lost (unless they want you to be) and the way that checkpoints in dungeons are just minor alterations to the map you've created works out so flawlessly is amazing. The combat is varied and fun, the loot grinding never gets dull, the bosses are varied and hard but not idiotically overpowered or repeditive. All in all, I think OoT is the greatest game I've ever played.

so thats my fuckin ted talk tear me apart

net cafe scandal posted:

Don’t be so hard on yourself, Virgin Retard.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Why is every one hit wonder indie game creator a little bitch

American McGay posted:

Bitch that's what eyes look like.

a Loving Dog posted:

Yup, i watch youtube vids with my hand over the right side of my screen so my eyes are never sullied by recommended videos. you loving retard.

Average Bear posted:

Trying to learn myself but Paulo throttled my internet so he can watch Netflix with my SO without buffering.

mysterious loyall X posted:

I.N.R.I posted:

why on earth would he

In Training posted:

Unfair to compare anything to Undertale mate.

absolutely anything posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

*flashback to an imp getting bitten by uncle at nintendo and hiding the bite on his way back into the shelter*

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

https://tcrf.net/Luigi%27s_Mansion_(GameCube)

mysterious loyall X posted:

Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there..

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/YachtClubGames/status/1194405229883576320

heeheex2 posted:

[image]https://i.imgur.com/qsApjFD.png[/image]

trying to jack off posted:

im not going to do that, theres nothing in it for me

star eater posted:

nintendo

American McGay posted:

Luigi is brave and fights for his friends.

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/xyfl0p/status/1213549082175774727?s=19

Soral posted:

Caithness posted:

When I was 5 I thought blank vhs tapes would have what you wrote on the label in them so I scrawled DONALD DUCK PLUTO MICKEY MOUSE on one

net cafe scandal posted:

The Clowner posted:

I've never played an animal crossing game before. is the switch one a good entry point and are there any essential imp tips I need to know going in?

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I clicked on the animal crossing thread and a guy got called out for being toxic because he posted a picture of an Amiibo card he had that was hard to find.

Fiend Matador posted:

ArfJason posted:

old news

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1254082109326663682

EmmyOk posted:

Is it out in July or October

trying to jack off posted:

waaaa-ter park

AverySpecialfriend posted:

What is Bakugan