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tao of lmao

no they will not posted:

Nothing you could give me could satisfy me. I do not desire money. I am merely here to partake in the pure joy of killing. My gun thirsts for blood. My name is not important. All of you will pay. I am the angel of death. and this big dollar sign bag just has uh my laundry in it

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no they will not posted:

Nothing you could give me could satisfy me. I do not desire money. I am merely here to partake in the pure joy of killing. My gun thirsts for blood. My name is not important. All of you will pay. I am the angel of death. and this big dollar sign bag just has uh my laundry in it

How are you today, not important?

yeah actually they will

Doc Friday posted:

How are you today, not important?

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Not_Important

joke_explainer



*being dragged away by the police*

what the hell!! IT WAS IRONIC!!! I WAS BEING IRONIC!!!

FluffieDuckie

joke_explainer posted:

*being dragged away by the police*

what the hell!! IT WAS IRONIC!!! I WAS BEING IRONIC!!!




eonwe


Let's have a contest

How fast can you stuff this burlap sack full of cash? I'll encourage you by raising my voice

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knife to meet you
Killing the rich is all the rage now, im just doing you a favor you see

MrWillsauce


Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great.



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MrWillsauce posted:

Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great.

Splatmaster



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MrWillsauce posted:

Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great.

...AND I WANNA SEE SOME JAZZ HANDS!!!!

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MrWillsauce posted:

Hello, I'm the bank robbery procedure inspector here for your annual robbery drill. In the event of a real robbery, you should all remain calm and comply with the robber, so let's practice and make sure you're ready. For this drill I will be playing the bank robber. Now put all the money in the bag. Yes, really do it. Act exactly like this is a real robbery, but of course it isn't. DID I STUTTER? PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG BEFORE I EXECUTE YOU ONE BY ONE! You're all doing great.

If I see any of you motherfuckers move a single god drat inch, I will personally shoot each and every one of you an email to remind you about the importance of taking these drills seriously!

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FutonForensic


*crying* i said i'm Rob Burr! my name is Rob Burr! i walk into banks and yell "i'm Rob Burr, this is a Rob-o-ree!" *wheezing* it's "jamboree" but with my name in it! like "Mike-a-palooza"! it's my thing!

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Doc Friday posted:

If I see any of you motherfuckers move a single god drat inch, I will personally shoot each and every one of you an email to remind you about the importance of taking these drills seriously!

FutonForensic posted:

*crying* i said i'm Rob Burr! my name is Rob Burr! i walk into banks and yell "i'm Rob Burr, this is a Rob-o-ree!" *wheezing* it's "jamboree" but with my name in it! like "Mike-a-palooza"! it's my thing!

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me: (entering my ski cabin house and hanging my balaclava on the hat rack) honey! i'm hoooome!!
wife: how was the bank? can't wait to try the new credit ca -- uh, honey
me: what?
wife: look down
me: (looking down at my hands, i notice i am carrying several overflowing sacks of $100 bills) gently caress! it happened again! gently caress!!

~sig~

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Heartbroken 2Twice posted:

me: (entering my ski cabin house and hanging my balaclava on the hat rack) honey! i'm hoooome!!
wife: how was the bank? can't wait to try the new credit ca -- uh, honey
me: what?
wife: look down
me: (looking down at my hands, i notice i am carrying several overflowing sacks of $100 bills) gently caress! it happened again! gently caress!!



thanks to vanisher for this sig

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