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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Yeah thats right, it's motherfucking COLA in this bitch. But it aint your grandma's Pepsi....no sir, this is some bombastic loving stuff. Courtesy of Pepsi:

quote:

Boldly Blended Cola - Made With:
-Kola Nut Extract
-Dark Brown Malt Flavor
-A Touch of Aromatic Bitters
-Sparkling Water
-Sugar

gently caress YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This stuff is TOO RICH for my blood but here's a couple of other goons enjoying 1893 Cola:



GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I came

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i dont care about this OP

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
does it have cocaine in it

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
soda is literal poison

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it's surprisingly really good. not worth making a thread though so in conclusion go gently caress yourself you stupid donkey's rear end in a top hat

Icept
Jul 11, 2001
Tell me that you're drinking this stuff. Tell me you're pounding it by the gallon.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Looks a little too fancy for my cola tastes OP.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Drinking ginger based soda is like punishing yourself for being thirsty

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
do my favorite youtubers drink this? like Fred and the annoying orange and kids react?

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i've only had the cola but i'll probably try the ginger one too since it impressed me in other words op please literally choke to death on my cock

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I've had the cola one, it was underwhelming

There's also a mountain dew black label thing that came out at the same time, I'm surprised you didn't make the thread about that OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I don't drink sugar piss water because I am not a baby. Call me when they make a code red version.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
the ginger one is good with some whiskey

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Wanamingo posted:

I've had the cola one, it was underwhelming

There's also a mountain dew black label thing that came out at the same time, I'm surprised you didn't make the thread about that OP

this thing

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I mix hot water and ketchup in a thermos so I walk around drinking tomato soup all day :agesilaus:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Wow ew. Ick. I bet if I looked at it I would spew from my butt.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Wanamingo posted:

this thing



Mix this with some Johnny Walker Black label for a little Black on Black ;)

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
drink whiskey

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Enfield posted:

does it have cocaine in it

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

criscodisco posted:

I mix hot water and ketchup in a thermos so I walk around drinking tomato soup all day :agesilaus:

Yowza

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What the gently caress is a crafted dark berry

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Thought this was a role play for the first cola product..... I let my anus juices leak into a cup and sold it as cola. :)

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

being a brand is cool people will just advertise 4 you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
eat the sodas OP

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

the black husserl posted:

being a brand is cool people will just advertise 4 you

Actually top posters here get recruited and paid to mske these stupid posts. Thry pay a pittance but people do it anyway

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Mange Mite posted:

Actually top posters here get recruited and paid to mske these stupid posts. Thry pay a pittance but people do it anyway

i make 40k a year to buzz market cum

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Remember the red bull cola? That stuff owned bones.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mange Mite posted:

Actually top posters here get recruited and paid to mske these stupid posts. Thry pay a pittance but people do it anyway

Im paid by kubota tractors

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Mange Mite posted:

What the gently caress is a crafted dark berry

uh you start out with cherry seeds and a fertilizer reagent, you have to find somebody with 200 or higher in farming to combine

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I make about $2 a month posting, which tbf is better than what I get from kdp.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:



Yeah thats right, it's motherfucking COLA in this bitch. But it aint your grandma's Pepsi....no sir, this is some bombastic loving stuff. Courtesy of Pepsi:


gently caress YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!


it doesn't have cocaine

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

B:woop:U:woop:T:woop:T:woop:C:woop:H:woop:U:woop:G:woop:T:woop:H:woop:E:woop:S:woop:O:woop:D:woop:A

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Crash_N_Burn posted:

Drinking ginger based soda is like punishing yourself for being thirsty

Why?

I like ginger ale

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

B:woop:U:woop:T:woop:T:woop:C:woop:H:woop:U:woop:G:woop:T:woop:H:woop:E:woop:S:woop:O:woop:D:woop:A

this poo poo is stupid as hell

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
just say what you think, retards

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Looks like it might be tasty, soda is good.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


It's black and therefore very frightening to me

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
"Craft brewing is a thing. How can we, as a multinational conglomerate, capitalize on this without buying a startup? Wait we sold fizzy-tonic over 100 years ago-"

Mountain dew black label tastes alright, but lol at loving "crafted dark berry"

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