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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This stuff is TOO RICH for my blood but here's a couple of other goons enjoying 1893 Cola:





im one of these four. i will give only this hint: i am the one who is slightly overweight with a scruffy face

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

this poo poo is stupid as hell

hey cool it buddy

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

je1 healthcare posted:

"Craft brewing is a thing. How can we, as a multinational conglomerate, capitalize on this without buying a startup? Wait we sold fizzy-tonic over 100 years ago-"

Mountain dew black label tastes alright, but lol at loving "crafted dark berry"

I have no idea what any of that means

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

just say what you think, retards

hey take it easy pal

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have no idea what any of that means

hey, how about you just take a step back and relax friend

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

extra stout posted:

im one of these four. i will give only this hint: i am the one who is slightly overweight with a scruffy face

What did you think about the cola???

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It comes in a wooden crate just like in the olden times that's how you know its quality cola for fancy and discerning consumers. I just ordered 5 truckloads - I have no room to keep even half of it jesus christ I've made my home unlivable and can't afford my medication now. Im trying to call pepsi to cancel 4 trucks but they say theyve left already. Im in a bit of a panic. Why do I always do this every time theres a new cola? I bet it says "not for resale" on the cans I am so hosed.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


You could live in the wooden crates perhaps use them to build a shanty and store your 1893 cola in your home

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

hey, how about you just take a step back and relax friend

get off my back rear end in a top hat

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i tried the original cola; not something i would drink on a regular basis

very rich

pepsi was supposed to bring back crystal pepsi or someshit

where did that go

also i hope they re-release new coke/coke ii in some form; i never got to try it

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

get off my back rear end in a top hat

hey simmer down bud

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That Robot posted:

pepsi was supposed to bring back crystal pepsi or someshit

where did that go

The LA Beast says it is coming back in stores in the US in August.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Celluloid Sam posted:

You could live in the wooden crates perhaps use them to build a shanty and store your 1893 cola in your home

Live in wooden crates! Does that sound like something a man that drinks 1893 cola would do?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
where do I get this

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





has anyone butt chugged?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Wait, it's just old fashioned Pepsi?

I only ever caught glimpses of the commercial and thought it was supposed to have booze in it.

gently caress that noise.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Mountain Dew black logo looks like a good idea for a bad tattoo (as if there is any other kind lol)

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I only drink rainwater and grain alcohol. And I deny women of my essence.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



BOLD you say? well im in

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Mange Mite posted:

What the gently caress is a crafted dark berry

it's an age-old process called marketing, bozo

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Rape Stink posted:

soda is literal poison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM&t=1260s

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

SaltLick posted:

has anyone butt chugged?

yes

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Enfield posted:

does it have cocaine in it

it does if you put cocaine in it

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceFyF9px20Y

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
The ginger one is an A+ mixer with cheap bourbon

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I found this elusive Pepsi flavor in my area finally, they want two dollars for a little bitty can. I'm not that curious, Pepsi.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
If it doesn't come in a fancy, old-timey embossed super thick glass bottle then no sale. It's like they went through all that effort but they didn't take that extra step. I want my sodas to look like Doc Fartensniffer's Miracle Tonic Humours. I want them to contain actual cocaine and opium.

I Pledge The Legence
Sep 18, 2009

Gleaming the Cube
it'll be like pepsi raw where they have it avaliable for just long enough for you to get a taste for it then erase it from existence.
all i wanted was a pepsi raw, just one pepsi and they woudln't give it to me

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This stuff is TOO RICH for my blood but here's a couple of other goons enjoying 1893 Cola:


im this guy

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

je1 healthcare posted:

"Craft brewing is a thing. How can we, as a multinational conglomerate, capitalize on this without buying a startup? Wait we sold fizzy-tonic over 100 years ago-"

Mountain dew black label tastes alright, but lol at loving "crafted dark berry"

All beer is crafted. Its just small piece of poo poo companies whose beer is too poo poo to be popular market themselves as artison craft so you forgive its poor taste and think yourself cultured for drinking it. You feel so cultured you are tricked into thinking this ipa is pleasant to drink

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Hogge Wild posted:

im this guy

Shave and lose 15 pounds please.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

notZaar posted:

Shave and lose 15 hundred pounds please.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Enfield posted:

does it have cocaine in it

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

VectorSigma posted:

BOLD you say? well im in

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

Rape Stink posted:

soda is literal poison

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Rape Stink posted:

soda is literal poison

I don't think its actually poisonous. I've been poring through my old med textbooks over here I'll let you know if I find something.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
so is water if you overdose on it

it is time to tell the FDA to regulate dihydrogen monoxide

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Is there a German word for the revulsion you feel when you see a product that was transparently designed to appeal to your demographic by some assholes in a board room? Because that's what I'm feeling.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
people who get excited about soft drinks make me nervous

im so sick of all these cola wars

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