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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.



Hello, this will be a small game for 9 players.



The roles will be very standard and the setup is closed.

I will personally guarantee you there are no 3P in the setup. Scum and town only.

I am going to attempt to make this a fast paced game where days last 24 hours and nights last 12.

Don't sign up if you can't post enough in those fast deadlines.


Nights will be closed.

Standard Mafia Rules apply.


The flavor will be funny local commercials from Florida (some of them may not be funny at all.)

So yeah, do the thing.


  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Anomalous Amalgam
  3. BottleKnight
  4. CCKeane
  5. Kashuno
  6. Mayor Glowku
  7. Murmur Twin
  8. Podima
  9. Your Personal Muse

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 8, 2016

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

i like no roles

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Sign me up brother!

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Make me a VT

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





VENEREAL TITAN

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


I will play fast Mafia game!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'll play a SLOW mafia game.

Also can I be that guy that sells ovens.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


I am going to play in this game, if you'll have me.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

BottleKnight posted:

I am going to play in this game, if you'll have me.

Of course! It isn't like we are rivals or anything.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

CCKeane posted:

I'll play a SLOW mafia game.

Also can I be that guy that sells ovens.

Does the guy that sells ovens have a local florida commercial that is either bad, funny, or weird?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



CapitalistPig posted:

Does the guy that sells ovens have a local florida commercial that is either bad, funny, or weird?

Yes.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


link please

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZB7YvjvVTU

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


I'm the eyepatch guy. (This is a signup post )

I blame MMT for my d1 lynch when I yet again fail at jokephase!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Podima posted:

I'm the eyepatch guy. (This is a signup post )

I blame MMT for my d1 lynch when I yet again fail at jokephase!

I'LL KILL YOU.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I already know all the commercials I'm using anyway so its a moot point.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


D1 death odds
Podima 2:1
Glowku 5:1
Kash 6:1
Keane 69:1

N1 death odds
BK 1:1

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

A legend.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y0LOfdvoCQ

I'm just going to start posting commercials I like since the ones in the game are going to be ones I've never seen.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


BottleKnight posted:

D1 death odds
Podima 2:1
Glowku 5:1
Kash 6:1
Keane 69:1

N1 death odds
BK 1:1

i'm at least 1:2 c'mon

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Game when wtf

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


full confession, I have no idea how odds work

like, when I read sports odds I have an okay context of them, but when I tried to make those odds just now I had pretty big trouble with it.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



CapitalistPig posted:

I already know all the commercials I'm using anyway so its a moot point.

I'LL KILL YOU.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

Yes as a Floridian I feel destined for this.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


Podima posted:

I'm the eyepatch guy. (This is a signup post )

I blame MMT for my d1 lynch when I yet again fail at jokephase!

Come on Podima, let's both be town and solve the game together

CCKeane posted:

If you play I will send you tasteful nudes.

?

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


buddying up ##vote podima

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010


I'll do it if still room

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Goodnight future mafia friends.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

PS can this be my commerical even though it's maryland

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I am the friend to no one, I know only strife.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





WHOA CANCEL THAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1Qk6QPzuIc

I CALL THIS ONE

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.


That is actually not a real commercial.

I was considering it until I did research.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

YPM is in and I'll start things up soon!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Regardless of what you give me I am going to claim I am appliance direct man.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



You can't stop me CapPig. You can't do it.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

CCKeane posted:

Regardless of what you give me I am going to claim I am appliance direct man.

Oh is that what you were referring to?

Lol I asked you to elaborate beyond "guy that sells ovens"

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



CapitalistPig posted:

Oh is that what you were referring to?

Lol I asked you to elaborate beyond "guy that sells ovens"

I gave you a link!

I GAVE YOU A LINK

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





I'm headed to sleep. See you in the morning boys (and girls)

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'm a robot, Mayor Glowku.

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

CCKeane posted:

I gave you a link!

I GAVE YOU A LINK

I missed it

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