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#gbs plenty of bars for getting trashed and falling asleep. probably in double digits by now easily
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May 9, 2016 21:17
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I also got kicked out of a Denny's. It was my friend's fault though, he was bed making GBS threads drunk and suddenly blorched all over the table and covered every square inch of it with crown royal and red peppers.
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May 9, 2016 21:34
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thathonkey posted:is this the thread to post poo poo that never happened but conveniently makes me sound a cool and/or good person irl? i got kicked out of american united states because when i was too handsome i beated up all the police and the army from being drunk and having sex with all the ladies even they were married! can u belief that!
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May 9, 2016 21:54
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Germstore posted:I got kicked off of the boxing team because I hit a ball at someone. Small world. U and me - ball 2 ball niggah.
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May 9, 2016 22:19
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:U and me - ball 2 ball niggah. Or fist 2 fist 
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May 9, 2016 22:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc I once discovered that putting this song on the jukebox in a busy pub 5 times in a row results in the manager coming over and asking you to leave, shortly after making every other customer walk out. Some people have no taste in music.
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May 9, 2016 22:37
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Nowhere, except my dad's house. dad mental. so what
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May 9, 2016 22:44
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I got kicked out of a gay bar for being straight and constantly bedding all the lesbians
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May 9, 2016 22:59
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Got kicked out of a gun store in Texas. I'd bought an old .22 target rifle and the owner was giving me this condescending lecture about how it worked as "store policy", like literally "this is the trigger, don't pull it unless you want the gun to shoot". While demonstrating, she bumped the bolt release and dropped the bolt on the floor, so I winced and said "ma'am, I just paid for that". She threw a fit, snatched my receipt back, threw my money on the counter, and told me to get out. I started to argue that this was absurd, but her huge Sling Blade coworker (son? lover?) started hollering that it was her store and she could do as she drat well pleased. I really should've called the ATF since I don't think it's legal to call in a firearm transfer to the Feds and then unilaterally withdraw it, but I was just glad to get out of that house of crazy.
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