BARTOLO COLON HIT A GODDAMN DINGSHOT

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > BARTOLO COLON HIT A GODDAMN DINGSHOT

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Colón continues to inspire a generation of middle aged men who spend thousands of dollars on MLB fantasy camps to keep chasing the dream.

# ¿ May 8, 2016 15:11

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:25

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Thanks to Bartolo's home run trot the Kentucky Derby wasn't even the most exciting two minutes in sports yesterday

Yesterday a majestic being lapped its way into history and our hearts. Also, Nyquist won the Derby.

# ¿ May 8, 2016 22:42

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