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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

1. art (art is good, better than video games in fact)
2. america [freedom to worship is why it exists at all, and its the best country in the world so religion owns]
3. charity is an idea created by religion, not athiests
4. church makes people get dressed up and people look much better dressed up in nice clothes
5. faith is good

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its actually proven that people of faith are happier in general :eng101:

while atheists are cold bitter nerds who are incapable of basic human interaction

immaculate_kasia
May 9, 2016

by Shine
DEATH TO AMERICA

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Doesn't matter, they're still wrong

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
The best religious people are those that murder other religious people for practicing a different religion.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



FlimFlam Imam posted:

The best religious people are those that murder other religious people for practicing a different religion.

Worldwide jihad is actually cool and good

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

immaculate_kasia posted:

DEATH TO AMERICA

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Anyone who is all up in your grill about their faith or lack of it should be ground up and fed to pigs.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Yeah, but do atheists care? Who am I kidding, this thread will be full of atheist apologists prostletyzing us all in a moment.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
No Atheists are better people cause gently caress you, that's why.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Wafflz posted:

Anyone who is all up in your grill about their faith or lack of it should be ground up and fed to pigs.

That's a pretty extreme view. Thanks for getting all up in our grills and telling us about it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just huffed some canned air in anticipation

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio is pretty brutal. Dude's were metal as gently caress, I'll give them that.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

That's a pretty extreme view. Thanks for getting all up in our grills and telling us about it.

You're welcome.

www
Aug 4, 2010

im a good christian

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

it's scientifically proven that religious people are hateful and bitter

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

(some) important places founded on religion:

Greece (Hellenic people whatever you want to call them)
Roman Empire
British Empire [past not present]
China (in some time periods)
Japan [pre-anime]
USA
Spanish Empire
India (gross but somehow important)


important countries founded on athiesm:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Kierkegaard was pretty chill, truth be told.

immaculate_kasia
May 9, 2016

by Shine

Prettz posted:

it's scientifically proven that religious people are hateful and bitter

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
When you said quantifiable I was expecting some spreadsheets and supporting data. gently caress op and gently caress his bullshit thread until I am satisfied with some charts or spreadsheets

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

satanic splash-back posted:

(some) important places founded on religion:

Greece (Hellenic people whatever you want to call them)
Roman Empire
British Empire [past not present]
China (in some time periods)
Japan [pre-anime]
USA
Spanish Empire
India (gross but somehow important)


Oh yeah. Those worked out really well.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

immaculate_kasia posted:

DEATH TO AMERICA

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
vikings' religion was all about killing and stealing

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Bundle of Keys posted:

vikings' religion was all about killing and stealing

I blame Public Enemy.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




satanic splash-back posted:

important countries founded on athiesm:

You forgot the Soviet Union and Maoist China.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Infidel Castro posted:

You forgot the Soviet Union and Maoist China.

And hell, ran by president satan, who is a committed atheist.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

You forgot the Soviet Union and Maoist China.

I am only human, it was a list of (some), not (all)

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Religion: 1
Atheism: 0

bam! quantified.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





gently caress you

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Cowman posted:

gently caress you

bless you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
this thread is HOT right now!

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prettz posted:

it's scientifically proven that religious people are hateful and bitter

it's been eschatologically proven that science is horse poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Well poo poo, I take all the bad things back I said about the OP. This definitely checks out. hosed up if false is all I can say now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Frankenstyle posted:

No Atheists are better people cause gently caress you, that's why.

Pack it up here folks. Flawless logic wins again! :dance:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Atheists smoke more weed that's why they're so euphoric

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Once upon a time, in the left half of the universe, inside the Laniakea Supercluster, in the Virgo Supercluster, within the Local Group, in the Orion arm of the Milky Way, inside the Gould Belt, near a wet rock orbiting a particular G-type main sequence star, there lived an all powerful god. This god was very concerned about what the hairless monkeys who lived on that rock did with their dicks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Skeleton Ape posted:

Once upon a time, in the left half of the universe, inside the Laniakea Supercluster, in the Virgo Supercluster, within the Local Group, in the Orion arm of the Milky Way, inside the Gould Belt, near a wet rock orbiting a particular G-type main sequence star, there lived an all powerful god. This god was very concerned about what the hairless monkeys who lived on that rock did with their dicks.

Can you blame that god?

I mean, look at what we've all done with them!

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

JiveHonky posted:

this thread is HOT right now!

CNN just told me this thread was trending.

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