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Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
What the gently caress was up with the constant roaring and stomping that made it sound like the Smoke Monster was just around the corner? Why is the Blair Witch suddenly making all these crazy rear end dinosaur noises all the time when nothing like that ever happened in the original? The most we heard in that movie was sticks breaking and kids laughing, and now loving tents are being thrown through the air while we hear what legit sounds like a giant creature walking around? And why did the "it's always night and the sun never comes up" poo poo never happen in the first movie? I know there's some weird time travel poo poo going on in the original since they come upon the house at the end, but did the Blair Witch just lose any sense of subtly over the years? Now she's going balls out crazy and sending the characters through time on their second night there? Why did she gain all these loving insane abilities between films? It felt like these characters were experiencing a completely different witch with completely different powers in a completely different location. Weird movie.

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