Blair Witch: Don't go into The Woods

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DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

K. Waste posted:

Witches don't exist, silly.

The witch is a metaphor for witches, rear end in a top hat.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Me too.

So the movie's not worth my time, then?

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DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I thought this movie was alright, I was just agreeing with the GE2 love.

For sure, I guess I was taking the agree with everything else in the post too literally.

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DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

LividLiquid posted:

Nothing wasn't not suggesting it, either, as who he hosed wasn't important to the books, but knowing that one of your childhood heroes is gay is kind of a huge deal for a lot of us queerfolk, so needlessly making GBS threads on it is a little irksome.

And saying "that wasn't the wtich" lends credence to the theory that the woods will show you whatever fear you have about them, which would explain why the powers the "witch" has are different between movies.

The books do very lightly imply that Dumbledore hosed wizard Hitler.

moths posted:

That's kind of a wag-the-dog reading though. Once you accept the premise that it shows people their fears, we have to assume what we are being shown is more than disconnected, unrelated witch-theme crap thrown on-screen.

There's absolutely nothing to indicate anyone was afraid of the wiggly-witch before her appearance. And that monster's "don't look at me" nonsense was attributed to both the witch and Rustin. Everything about the attic sequence suggests creepypasta over thematically consistency.

No, John. You are the demons.

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