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Tomorrow night, anyway. It's not even set up, and 7:30 is too late to set up and go to sleep in a hammock. It's supposed to be pretty warm and dry the next few days, so the weather will be fairly conducive to outdoor sleeping. Anyone else here camped in your yard in a hammock? I need some hammock survival tips. Those blackberries grow pretty fast!
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i like to make mine out of human hair, it is extremely strong and water resistant
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May 12, 2016 03:34
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make sure to douse yourself with gasoline and then light a match
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May 12, 2016 03:34
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dad gay. so what posted:make sure to douse yourself with gasoline and then light a match That would burn the hammock. We have a fire pit for gas.
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May 12, 2016 03:35
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Pope Mobile posted:That would burn the hammock. We have a fire pit for gas. pull your dick and balls out of your loving body cavity and go sleep in the hammock or throw it in the loving trash you loving puss bitch. dont talk to me about your hammock unless you know how to use it. get lost rear end gently caress
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May 12, 2016 03:37
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Excuse me, sir, I've napped in many a hammock (rope/nylon/etc) and think I know a thing or two about hammocks!
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May 12, 2016 03:39
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Pope Mobile posted:Excuse me, sir, I've napped in many a hammock (rope/nylon/etc) and think I know a thing or two about hammocks! it would appear you dont know poo poo about anything and you should loving slit your wrists if you think im gonna give you advice on using a hammock in this racial dystopia
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May 12, 2016 03:42
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i slept in an indoor hammock for a bit, it was a pretty good way to sleep
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May 12, 2016 03:42
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Sleep on your stomach pop your dick out one of the holes and just see what sort of stuff accumulates on it by the time you wake up
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May 12, 2016 03:43
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i sleep on a loving cement floor you spoiled bourgeoisie bitch. we are coming for you.
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May 12, 2016 03:44
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you should try sleeping with the fishes op
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May 12, 2016 03:45
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looking forward to the ops next thread: thinking of putting my pants on the right way for once [dressing myself]
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May 12, 2016 03:46
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Peebla posted:Sleep on your stomach pop your dick out one of the holes and just see what sort of stuff accumulates on it by the time you wake up It's a nylon hammock with no holes so no dick popping sorry. satanic splash-back posted:looking forward to the ops next thread: thinking of putting my pants on the right way for once [dressing myself] Mom told me the zipper was on the backside!
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May 12, 2016 03:47
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Thinking of peeing in the sink AMA
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May 12, 2016 03:50
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well if youre not going to sleep on it, can i have it?
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May 12, 2016 03:52
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taking the hamock instead ruined my camping trip to death valley
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May 12, 2016 03:53
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Orkin Mang posted:taking the hamock instead ruined my camping trip to death valley should've made a rock tower to hang it from.
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May 12, 2016 03:54
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heres another OP thread idea: "hi, im a stupid baby and i need some baby milk cause i cant feed myself OOOOOPS! *poops pants* i guess my mommy needs to change my bottom and powder me so i dont get a loving rash cause im such a loving piece of poo poo motherfucking rear end in a top hat scum bitch turd locker"
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May 12, 2016 03:55
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Pope Mobile posted:should've made a rock tower to hang it from. i couldnt catch enough rocks
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May 12, 2016 03:55
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What is the climate like where you live, op? In many places the temperature drops steeply at night. Bugs can be an issue as well. Also, I've never experienced a comfortable hammock. Props if you stick out the entire night. Please post results.
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May 12, 2016 03:56
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Sound good in theory but what about bugs
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May 12, 2016 03:57
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I appreciate the concern but I have DEET and a mummy bag.dad gay. so what posted:heres another OP thread idea: Show me on the doll where the suburbanite touched you.
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May 12, 2016 04:01
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staged
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May 12, 2016 04:01
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JiveHonky posted:Thinking of peeing in the sink AMA how tall is your sink? like urinal height or are you really gonna have to get up there
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May 12, 2016 04:02
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Pope Mobile posted:I appreciate the concern but I have DEET and a mummy bag. Enjoy contracting airborne acute bifurcated rear end rabies
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May 12, 2016 04:03
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Iron Prince posted:how tall is your sink? like urinal height or are you really gonna have to get up there I have to tiptoe a bit and plop my balls on the precipice.
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May 12, 2016 04:04
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JiveHonky posted:Enjoy contracting airborne acute bifurcated rear end rabies I live in Portland I have the healthcare to make the disease dormant.
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May 12, 2016 04:04
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Pope Mobile posted:I live in Portland I have the healthcare to make the disease dormant. hjey, have you figured your hammock out yet? i'll bet you havent. you cant do poo poo without approval from mommy. i hiope it all works outs iu guess just got ta use the head realk quick,.
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May 12, 2016 04:10
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Pope Mobile posted:I live in Portland I have the healthcare to make the disease dormant. 2 shay
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dad gay. so what posted:hjey, have you figured your hammock out yet? i'll bet you havent. you cant do poo poo without approval from mommy. i hiope it all works outs iu guess just got ta use the head realk quick,. My mother was a harsh, self-serving woman. I figured out my own hammock.
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May 12, 2016 04:11
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Pope Mobile posted:My mother was a harsh, self-serving woman. I figured out my own hammock. hence the thread 
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May 12, 2016 04:11
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Pope Mobile posted:My mother was a harsh, self-serving woman. pics pls
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May 12, 2016 04:31
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Iron Prince posted:pics pls a pic of her doing self service pls yes
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May 12, 2016 04:31
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What about the banana hammock?
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May 12, 2016 04:33
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JiveHonky posted:I have to tiptoe a bit and plop my balls on the precipice. Are we talking a slop-sink your washer drains into, or a bathroom or kitchen sink?
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May 12, 2016 04:33
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diabeetz posted:Are we talking a slop-sink your washer drains into, or a bathroom or kitchen sink? Bathroom/kitchen
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May 12, 2016 04:34
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Iron Prince posted:pics pls My mother is a proper, Trump-voting Catholic and, thus, has no online photos.
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May 12, 2016 04:36
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JiveHonky posted:Bathroom/kitchen Ok then if you're not subterranean level, why are you not pissing outside my friend?
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May 12, 2016 04:37
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i wish my ballsack stretched more, so i could hang it over all kinds of precipices.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i wish my ballsack stretched more, so i could hang it over all kinds of precipices. Pet em over these precipeces: 
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