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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
not being black would have been a good way to flim flam the zim zam maybe trayvon should have tried that

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I think we all know that nothing particularly bad will ever happen to zimmerman and he will never have any realization or change of heart. He will just flost along as a d-list celebrity forever, with random windfalls keeping him going. He will probably die peacefully of heart disease in his sleep.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ratbert90 posted:

You could try but you would probably miss.

A suicidal man who's only means of ending it is a Kel-Tec. Truly a modern day Sisyphean curse.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Robo Reagan posted:

not being black would have been a good way to flim flam the zim zam maybe trayvon should have tried that

If he was hispanic probably we wouldn't even have heard of it

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Who What Now posted:

A suicidal man who's only means of ending it is a Kel-Tec. Truly a modern day Sisyphean curse.

He pulls the trigger snd it explodes, blowing off his hand. 6 months latee he tries again... and loses his other hand

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Serious question here, why wasn't he arrested for posting revenge porn? He even posted her cell number and address. Is that not ridiculously illegal?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Arent hispanics a traditional diabetic population ? The skittles will come back to haunt his blood

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Melmac posted:

Serious question here, why wasn't he arrested for posting revenge porn? He even posted her cell number and address. Is that not ridiculously illegal?

No, it's only illegal here on the forums because lowtax says so

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Melmac posted:

Serious question here, why wasn't he arrested for posting revenge porn? He even posted her cell number and address. Is that not ridiculously illegal?

There's nothing illegal about doing either of those two things. A lot of (lovely) local rags post addresses of crime locations all the time.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i'm pretty sure mr z is good, but it mr martin good? i'm not sure yet.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004

Tezzor posted:

how about you suck the piss out of my flaccid member like a camelbak you retarded bitch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FREE TEZZOR!!! (he is cool)

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mange Mite posted:

If trayvon hsd killed Zimmerman he probably would have gotten off too

Close thread and goldmine

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
The entire event was a false flag by Hillary Clinton to increase stock in the companies that sell Skittles, Arizona Iced Tea, Hoodies, and Kel Tec. Sales have been through the roof for all these products, and her net worth doubled overnight. Wake up, sheeple! Follow the money!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Moon Atari posted:

Nope, your version is straight-up misinformation. Her testimony doesn't feature martin 'going back', and specifically states that he hadn't made it back to his dad's house but was nearly there. Specifically, her testimony states that martin had run from a creepy guy that was following him, but stopped running just short of his dad's house because he thought he had lost him and would be okay just walking fast. He then says "Oh, s---! That n-----’s behind me!” , and seconds later is heard asking zimmerman why he is following him and a heavy breathing zimmerman is heard asking 'what are you doing here', followed by a bunch of thumping and martin saying 'get off, get off'. It isn't clear who initiated violence, but the only way you can interpret her testimony as suggesting that martin went looking for a confrontation is if you consider not fleeing in fear all the way home to be equivalent to looking for a fight. That was actually one of the defense's opening arguments, that his not running all the way suggests he had deliberately slowed down in order to question why he was being followed, and that asking such a question was equivalent to choosing a confrontation. But not even the defense argued that martin had actually gone out looking for zimmerman.

I had heard it that he ran and lost Zimmerman then she called back, Martin saw Zimmy, and he decided to go confront him. Guess I heard wrong, but it's not much different from the version of events in the transcript. Only difference is that Martin never lost him, which would explain his fight or flight response as being less than voluntary. Sometimes the choice to hit someone isn't really a conscious one, so I retract my bullshit. I just assumed he made the choice to run from a man who wasn't chasing him, the choice to confront a man who hadn't engaged him, and the choice to swing fists rather than explain himself. But I can picture being 18 and thinking you're in a horror movie because someone's telling you "run! he's a rapist! get out of there!" :shrug:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nick Rivers posted:

FREE TEZZOR!!! (he is cool)

*crickets*

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Mange Mite posted:

I think we all know that nothing particularly bad will ever happen to zimmerman and he will never have any realization or change of heart. He will just flost along as a d-list celebrity forever, with random windfalls keeping him going. He will probably die peacefully of heart disease in his sleep.

M-mods?!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

I think we all know that nothing particularly bad will ever happen to zimmerman and he will never have any realization or change of heart. He will just flost along as a d-list celebrity forever, with random windfalls keeping him going. He will probably die peacefully of heart disease in his sleep.

look at him he gonna die my of the beetus after losing a foot and going blind

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Mange Mite posted:

*crickets*

Don't be a hypocrite

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mange Mite posted:

I think we all know that nothing particularly bad will ever happen to zimmerman and he will never have any realization or change of heart. He will just flost along as a d-list celebrity forever, with random windfalls keeping him going. He will probably die peacefully of heart disease in his sleep.

maybe. I still feel like he will go to far(yeah i know) such as pull a gun on someone he shouldnt or maybe murder another person or another domestic assult. after that he will get sent to jail where he will either hang himself or get raped and murdered(i am hoping for this one). He is to egotistical and narsassitic to not do something criminal again.


the great deceiver posted:

zimmerman would die so fast in prison. like seriously lol he would be marked before he even made it in the door

this. he is hosed, and he will be in gen pop. i just hope he dies slow and afraid.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dapper_Swindler posted:

this. he is hosed, and he will be in gen pop. i just hope he dies slow and afraid.

I guarantee you he will die slow


























(mentally)

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Dapper_Swindler posted:

maybe. I still feel like he will go to far(yeah i know) such as pull a gun on someone he shouldnt or maybe murder another person or another domestic assult. after that he will get sent to jail where he will either hang himself or get raped and murdered(i am hoping for this one). He is to egotistical and narsassitic to not do something criminal again.


this. he is hosed, and he will be in gen pop. i just hope he dies slow and afraid.

Many have tried to flim flam the Zim Zam






ALL have failed.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Mange Mite posted:

I think we all know that nothing particularly bad will ever happen to zimmerman and he will never have any realization or change of heart. He will just flost along as a d-list celebrity forever, with random windfalls keeping him going. He will probably die peacefully of heart disease in his sleep.

If only Jon Stewart was still here

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Or maybe the white gang will make him their king. I don't know how prison works outside of movies.

Dumbasses who support Zimmerman are quick to point out he isn't really white because they think the killing part must be the racist part and not the part where the cops didn't give a poo poo about a black kid getting shot over nothing. Because they are dumb and racist.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Blue Train posted:

look at him he gonna die my of the beetus after losing a foot and going blind

Live by the abetus, die by the abetus.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

The Sphinxster posted:

Dumbasses who support Zimmerman are quick to point out he isn't really white because they think the killing part must be the racist part and not the part where the cops didn't give a poo poo about a black kid getting shot over nothing. Because they are dumb and racist.

Maybe making him the VP candidate will be Trump's ticket for the Hispanic vote.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
If I murdered Geroge Zimmerman and there was plenty of forensic evidence proving that I did it but no actual witnesses, would I go to jail?

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I'm very white.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Zimmerman is a punk.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I want his gf to suck my dong.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Just tuning in, did he sell the gun yet or do we not actually live in the worst possible timeline?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mods knew

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Bust Rodd posted:

Just tuning in, did he sell the gun yet or do we not actually live in the worst possible timeline?

he sold it for over 6 figures

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

thathonkey posted:

he sold it for over 6 figures

A quarter mill he claims.

Zimm wins again.

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