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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


:synpa: 'd like a black kid.

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gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
the absolute madman

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Aralan posted:

A reserve auction? Jfc start it at .99 no reserve, is this guy new to internet auctions or something

That's still $.99 more than a Kel-Tec is worth.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
this is loving hilarious lmao

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

it's a scam, the gun doesnt actually give you "murder a guy and not go to jail" powers

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Is he still permanently banned from Twitter? What got him banned again? He's hard to keep up with.

edit: he was permanently banned for posting revenge porn and the girl's info/phone number :stare:

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Parallax Scroll posted:

it's a scam, the gun doesnt actually give you "murder a guy and not go to jail" powers

It does give you "murder a guy" powers, so it isn't a complete scam.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Melmac posted:

Is he still permanently banned from Twitter? What got him banned again? He's hard to keep up with.

edit: he was permanently banned for posting revenge porn and the girl's phone number :stare:

This seems more like reward than punishment tbh.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Fools and their money I guess.

Dunno why anyone would buy this. Wasn't Zimmerman in trouble for threatening/beating his girlfriend?

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/SonniAbatta/status/730591428460564480


He just wants to... be free









unlike that dead black kid who is currently not alive and/or free

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

zim could have probably made a bunch more money if he had planned ahead and did the murder with a less faggy looking gun

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
I predict the auction will not complete and he will be forced to sell it privately. Either due to outside pressure or no interest.

Risky
May 18, 2003

The gun is worth a lot as it has +5 attack power vs. minorities.

It's like the gun version of a Valaryian Steel sword.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

evidence from a previous case can not be confiscated for/because of another case, it's like double jeopardy for your stuff

You cannot own firearms in the US if you have a felony conviction. Double jeopardy or whatever bullshit does not apply. So either he hasn't been convicted or he has and this is really his lawyer possessing and selling it for him.

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
I wonder if it's possessed by the ghost of Trayvon Martin like that sword in Metal Gear Rising.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Someone should buy the gun and shoot him with it

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


i guess the indiegogo money from stormfront ran out.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Totally TWISTED posted:

You cannot own firearms in the US if you have a felony conviction. Double jeopardy or whatever bullshit does not apply. So either he hasn't been convicted or he has and this is really his lawyer possessing and selling it for him.

What felony was he ever convicted of?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

JB50 posted:

What felony was he ever convicted of?

of stealing americas heart

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
felony assault on art

iuvian
Dec 27, 2003
darwin'd



Zimmerman is a genius.

Also his wikipedia picture being in black and white lmao


Totally TWISTED posted:

You cannot own firearms in the US if you have a felony conviction. Double jeopardy or whatever bullshit does not apply. So either he hasn't been convicted or he has and this is really his lawyer possessing and selling it for him.

Lol

edit: his username "GZ1776"

"~Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum~"

iuvian fucked around with this message at 06:59 on May 12, 2016

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

felony assault on art



Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

still not flim flammed

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What a rascal that guy is.

sports
Sep 1, 2012
Explains why the mods are so tepid in their response to the SwolePT goon weightloss scammer; Ol' Lowtax is too deep in his hand to not win this exclusive auction!

sports
Sep 1, 2012
All jokes aside, and I kid, Lowtax is not participating in this auctioning of such a relic of priceless collectability. Needless to say, this item will remain in the Disney vault forever!!!

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Pon de Bundy posted:

holy poo poo I bet Martin skrelli is gonna buy that gun and shoot the wu tang album with it , then post about how "this gun has now shot 2 things that should have been aborted"

:wow:

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

sports posted:

Explains why the mods are so tepid in their response to the SwolePT goon weightloss scammer

Que?

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758780&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post458761385

I can't quote it because the thread's closed but he turned out to be incredibly scummy, unreliable, and basically didn't deliver on any of the poo poo he promises while taking and pocketing the money anyway. When called out, he defended himself in a hilarious and incriminating way

edit: This post has the gist of what you need to know.

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 07:17 on May 12, 2016

Korean Barbecue Slut
Aug 6, 2009
Is the swole guy a scammer?

Edit: oh

Korean Barbecue Slut fucked around with this message at 07:18 on May 12, 2016

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Si vis pacem para bellum

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
kept in smoke free room RARE LQQK L@@k

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

CJacobs posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758780&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post458761385

I can't quote it because the thread's closed but he turned out to be incredibly scummy, unreliable, and basically didn't deliver on any of the poo poo he promises while taking and pocketing the money anyway. When called out, he defended himself in a hilarious and incriminating way

edit: This post has the gist of what you need to know.

I can't decide if this is funnier or the SAmart resume thread where goons pay like $500 for a 5 minute lovely template resume.

JohnnyCocksville
Feb 1, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

felony assault on art



its like the art serial killers make in jail

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Carmant posted:

Someone should buy the gun and shoot him with it

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Price seems lower than I'd expect

because its a piece of poo poo cheap gun. I would have committed murder with something nicer

Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 07:44 on May 12, 2016

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

CJacobs posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758780&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post458761385

I can't quote it because the thread's closed but he turned out to be incredibly scummy, unreliable, and basically didn't deliver on any of the poo poo he promises while taking and pocketing the money anyway. When called out, he defended himself in a hilarious and incriminating way

edit: This post has the gist of what you need to know.

Yeah this guy is a big piece of poo poo, fitting thread to learn about him in.

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

this is loving hilarious lmao

trolling is now a legitimate form of...communication. The unironic will soon physically transmorph into the ironic, and soon we will be complete as a civilization.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Bonus points if you buy Zim Zams gun, shoot him with it, then take your money back.

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
AMerica is a laughing stock for someone not brutally owning this dude but instead letting him have a lovely internet career of being the worlds biggest vagina

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