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postgres rules everything around me also get out you're a fuckin terrible poster
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graph im requestin' a pity ban for the op here
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May 12, 2016 20:40
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:who cares, sql is shite that needs to be used sometimes, and it's very boring SQL is more important to the modern economy than anything you do on the reg
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May 12, 2016 20:41
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im enjoying* the op taking the anti-shaggar gimmick in one thread and the shaggar gimmick in another *not in the least
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May 12, 2016 20:53
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:mongodb, the database of idiots who think fat32 permissions are too complicated write permission equivalent to /dev/null, read permission equivalent to /dev/zero
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May 12, 2016 20:55
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Smythe posted:This thread while Tori is probed? Cowardly move, bitch.
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May 12, 2016 20:59
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qhat posted:this has nothing to do with gimmicks. to tell you the truth i really don't like windows poo poo but i have to hand it to microsoft, SQL Server is ridiculously versatile. you're out of your depth.
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May 12, 2016 21:18
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qhat posted:sounds like you have something interesting to say about this database technology. let's hear it then
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May 12, 2016 21:24
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paying for oracle DB indirectly contributed to a federal judge learning java, so that's a mega argument in one column or another for oracle, but I can't tell which tbqh
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May 12, 2016 22:26
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yeah man gotta compress those tables so they fit in the pipes better
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May 13, 2016 01:08
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spectres of autism posted:more like blunderdome
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May 13, 2016 13:06
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wish the OP would denormalize he self
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May 13, 2016 21:49
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my org actively uses FileMaker, and not as legacy software
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May 14, 2016 04:01
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Bloody posted:we use a combination of xlsx, cvs, and mat files stored in SVN lomarfdb
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May 14, 2016 04:17
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Shaggar posted:sql express is fully featured sql server w/ a 10gb/db limit. its real good for small timey personal things sql express train directly into my ballsack
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May 17, 2016 14:06
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qhat posted:one thing that annoys me about sql server is SSMS 2014 is horse poo poo and doesn't save connection parameters in the dialog box so the program disconnects from the DB every 5 minutes and you have to type out the loving connection string again. .csv files don't need connection strings and as such are superior
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May 17, 2016 14:53
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zen death robot posted:oh yeah when you've got a huge DB and you're concerned about every bit of performance you can get you need to Is this the sort of thing that sounds interesting because I don't know anything about it orrrrrr
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May 18, 2016 01:21
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JewKiller 3000 posted:"but jewkiller, you racist gently caress, surely it must also be easy to make a custom aggregate function in oracle to do products, right?" you bet! i've been reliably informed that you picked the dumbest possible way to illustrate this
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May 19, 2016 17:16
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sproc out with you're cock out
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May 20, 2016 20:02
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YeOldeButchere posted:no. i don't need more poo poo on my reading list if you don;t want to read teffort posts get the gently caress out of yospos forever
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May 20, 2016 20:13
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Tiny Bug Child posted:you can do both of those things w MySQL and it's not hard Your expertise is in hard dicks not hard dbs
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May 21, 2016 03:30
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pointsofdata posted:it's like map of temperatrues, where you have distance x and distance y on different axis and in the cells you have the temperature values. Except maybe you also have height on the z axis and it represents temperature in volumes of the atmosphere, so now you have a cube. And maybe you also have an other axis which represents time, so now you have a hypercube showing temperatures in volumes of the atmosphere over time (don't try and visualise this). etc this sounds insane but also cool
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the talent deficit posted:you can make all the same queries, they're just gonna be slow if you don't do the transformation to a cube or star schema Just lmao if u don't set up a token ring schema
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