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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest
Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,047,350

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4112682/1/The-Subspace-Emissary-s-Worlds-Conquest

About The Author From His 10,000 Word Bio Page posted:

Hello, I'm Chris. I'm a 16 year-old teen. You're getting this so far, right? Okay, I'm just making sure. I'm a 16 year-old. I have short black hair, and you could say that I look Hispanic due to the color of my skin. Truth is, I AM Hispanic, but yet I live in the U.S., specifically Los Angeles, California, in a house where I rule by my lonesome due to some…rather unfortunate decisions I've done in the past…

...Well, not exactly alone…

Currently this is the world record for longest piece of fictional writing. 5 times longer than the entire Harry Potter series combined. Please post your favorite choice quotes as I am sure you have all read this as well. You may need to use element inspect on FF.net because they are not big on copy pasting their IP (Intellectual Property).

This hot fanfic posted:

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Half an hour passed ever since they all entered Yoob's mouth, all the adults fainted after landing but the babies managed not to faint, however, after trying to wake up their adult selves, they started to get sad until everyone cried loudly.

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
please everyone quote the dog vid so we can scroll down and play them all one after the other for maximum bark :q:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

why would you, though

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

get a job

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Fanfic writers have the best imaginations for sex stuff because they never get laid. That's why I use it instead of porn.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Is he sixteen now or was he sixteen when he started this?

I hope the former since it'd mean he started writing this when he was eight years old and would actually justify him spending seven loving god drat years on this thing.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Not sure which is sadder, writing 4 million words on Super Smash Bros or admitting to reading a 4 million Super Smash Bros Fan Fic.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Not sure which is sadder, writing 4 million words on Super Smash Bros or admitting to reading a 4 million Super Smash Bros Fan Fic.

Trust me if I actually read it then this thread would be a 10,000 word review complete with 100 different quotes.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
He better be a brilliant writer by now, because if you wrote 4000000 words without mastering the craft then you are a complete moron.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Windows 98 posted:

Trust me if I actually read it then this thread would be a 10,000 word review complete with 100 different quotes.

Look man, you admitted to reading it, you can't take that back.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
a billion autistic chimps with a billion typewriters

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

notZaar posted:

He better be a brilliant writer by now, because if you wrote 4000000 words without mastering the craft then you are a complete moron.

Congratulations, you just insulted everyone who has ever lived in the developed world since the invention of the internet.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

notZaar posted:

He better be a brilliant writer by now, because if you wrote 4000000 words without mastering the craft then you are a complete moron.

Without any sort of lessons he'd just reinforce his terrible habits; practice makes permanent.

"You could say he looked Italian. Truth is, he is Italian, but yet he lives in the Mushroom Kingdom, in a castle where he rules by his lonesome due to some…rather unfortunate decisions... ...Well, not exactly alone… Mama mia..."

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


symbolic posted:

why would you, though

It's always a good idea to proof read your work.

www
Aug 4, 2010

all im reading about is some lame pokemon called lucario, where are the brothers

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

a billion autistic chimps with a billion typewriters

the typewriters are also autistic

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
finished

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

how was it?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


noctambulous nebab posted:

Congratulations, you just insulted everyone who has ever lived in the developed world since the invention of the internet.

good, gently caress em

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ends on one hell of a cliffhanger

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
How long is the wheel of time series though

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

How long is the wheel of time series though

Nobody knows. Everyone quit by book 5 and then picked it up where that Mistborn guy took over.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

notZaar posted:

He better be a brilliant writer by now, because if you wrote 4000000 words without mastering the craft then you are a complete moron.
10,000 Hour Rule doesn't apply to fanfiction

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
How many Marf clones were in this book? Multiple?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'm worried about you - everyone in your life

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

JiveHonky posted:

a billion autistic chimps with a billion typewriters

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
How much mpreg?

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

How long is the wheel of time series though

3.34mil

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
My Smashed Immortal.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
op my friend, why would you read this? it sounds dreadful and it must have taken a long time to read

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

why the hell would you read that though

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

why the hell would you read that though

You're 12 and super into SSB?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

why the hell would you read that though

He is pathetically desperate for attention

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Thanks Mr. Windows! I'm going to read this the next time I go poop.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Windows 98 posted:

You're 12 and super into SSB?

no i meant you, the grown man who as far as I know doesn't have any particular opinion about super smash brothers

How long did it take you to slog through this thing? Did you want to die at any point?

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

An hispanic from Los Angeles, that's loving crazy

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