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 Post your cocks (and hens too I guess) ITC if you do your duty to G-d and Country~!
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this is my poo poo
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May 14, 2016 01:24
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May 14, 2016 01:25
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drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end What breed is it???
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May 14, 2016 01:27
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usedta be that when a father was mad at his children, he'd go into the backyard, choose their favorite chicken, and stomp it to death right in front of them. maybe in front of the neighbors, the church pastor, several firemen, and the town mayor, too, if it happened to be a holiday. now kids just sass back and keep beeping and booping on their cell phones. what happened to America? TRUMP 2016
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May 14, 2016 01:27
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end Houdan Chicken
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May 14, 2016 01:28
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wow that was really disappointing
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May 14, 2016 01:30
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NeoHentaiMaster posted:wow that was really disappointing please don't quote your parents there friend, post any cocks you might have instead
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May 14, 2016 01:31
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he's cosplaying as a mushroom cloud
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May 14, 2016 01:33
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That Robot posted:he's cosplaying as a mushroom cloud No he's just really horny
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May 14, 2016 01:49
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Can that chicken see?
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May 14, 2016 02:08
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Moo?
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May 14, 2016 02:11
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:drat that is a nice big black cock you have there, very nice tapered end Polish i think. Not even joking
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May 14, 2016 02:12
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Zeluth posted:Moo? thats not a chicken thats a dog u dumass
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May 14, 2016 02:12
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Isaac posted:Polish i think. Not even joking Houdan Chicken
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May 14, 2016 02:13
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We have a polish hen and someone tied its head feathers back and it got all freaked out beinf able to see
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May 14, 2016 02:13
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May 14, 2016 02:14
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the smell is horrendous and they fight constantly
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May 14, 2016 02:22
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:the smell is horrendous and they fight constantly but enough about your family
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May 14, 2016 02:23
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Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything
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May 14, 2016 02:28
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i don't get the 'likes handling' part; my family had them and they scream like little bitches when picked up rhode island reds were awesome though; they'd just scowl disapprovingly at you and make indignant sounds up until the moment you chopped their heads off they were goddamn delicious and there was a lot of headchopping, since you get like 60-40 males to females and you don't really need more than a few males unless you want to watch them fight and poo poo everywhere
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May 14, 2016 02:31
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Angry Birds Suicide posted:but enough about your family ayyyyyyy
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May 14, 2016 02:48
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Isaac posted:Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything it's good to have at least one or two, since they'll watch the sky for hawks and will proudly strut into battle against the legions of chicken-destroying nightmare fauna that your backyard farm will inevitably attract within a month or so sometimes they'll even survive
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May 14, 2016 02:54
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Isaac posted:Title is misleading as you only need hens to lay eggs. Cocks will ruin everything I was walking past someone's back yard the other day and saw several cocks, they were quite striking in the sunlight.
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May 14, 2016 02:56
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I know op thats why my parents took out a restraining order against him
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May 14, 2016 02:58
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birds are filthy as gently caress and after spending years caring for rescue raptors i never want to deal with a bird ever again a backyard full of goats would be p sweet tho
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May 14, 2016 03:06
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Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days
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May 14, 2016 03:11
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ah geez op, i thought this would be a thread about getting reamed by the iconic patriot character.
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May 14, 2016 03:12
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Isaac posted:Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days muscovy ducks can do that in literally a few minutes
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May 14, 2016 03:26
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Reminder that Uncle Sam is ready to take a lot of cock deep into his interior as the US postal service is equipped and ready to handle live adult chickens sent through the mail http://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm#ep198129 And goons should be routinely mailing other goons live, unsolicited chickens.
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May 14, 2016 03:42
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I was working around farms last week and almost stole a hen because she was so friendly. Please post more chickenfacts.
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May 14, 2016 04:39
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we have 11 and there's another 6-8 coming next week
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May 14, 2016 04:58
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my family raised a pair of houdan roosters once and they were awful, just complete little shits of birds. they didn't even taste good. by comparison polish hens were really chill, possibly because when you take an animal as dumb as a chicken and add in "can't see anything" as a bonus they just don't know enough to get scared or upset e: we also had a tiny bantam hen who now that i think of it i think was from the same breed as the roosters, but due to a genetic abnormality she had no tail and could fly short distances. Tuxedo Catfish fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 14, 2016 |
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May 14, 2016 05:02
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Tuxedo Gin posted:we have 11 and there's another 6-8 coming next week that's quite a few cocks coming at once!
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May 14, 2016 05:02
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The gubbermint only allows you to have your own cock to take it away later
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May 14, 2016 05:04
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Isaac posted:Chickens will turn a patch of land into lovely mud in a few days and lay a few eggs
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May 14, 2016 05:08
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Yum. Eggs. Scramble em up!
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May 14, 2016 05:18
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that dude rules. like KFC
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I was working around farms last week and almost stole a hen because she was so friendly. Im a farm hand on a chicken farm i can tell you the facts on chickens. What do you wanna know
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