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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NHL GDT 5/15/16: Chokebowl Game 1 7PM
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Habibi posted:

Haha look at all those uneducated St Louis fans staring around like "herp derp how do the rules work again?"
haha yeah nice burn

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# ? Dec 9, 2024 16:05
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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

marioinblack posted:

I feel like since Vlasic put it in it should be a goal, but I have no good reason to justify it.

Jones still has to be able to make a save on vlasic's dumbass move

* # ? May 16, 2016 00:43
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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 "incidental goaltender interference" is an interesting explanation

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marsisol
Mar 29, 2010
 Sharks Sharkin' pretty hard right now.

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Veskit posted:

Jones still has to be able to make a save on vlasic's dumbass move

but see, it doesn't count as a save if your teammate shoots it

I don't think

let's litigate this

* # ? May 16, 2016 00:43
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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 I'm assuming that the Sharks' push is like amazing or something? They look by far and away the worst team the Blues have played this far

* # ? May 16, 2016 00:44
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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 the ol dustin brown

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Verisimillipede
Jul 17, 2006

 drat that knee to knee

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

bewbies posted:

but see, it doesn't count as a save if your teammate shoots it

I don't think

let's litigate this

Every challenge should lead to the refs pulling out a mock courtroom setup with the coaches arguing their sides. Jon Cooper would win the Jack Adams every year if this was the case.

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HELLO LADIES
Feb 15, 2008
:3 -$5 :3
goddamnit cooch

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 yeah, that's a knee

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 JUGS

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AAB
Nov 5, 2010

 lol this game is fun

* # ? May 16, 2016 00:46
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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
This will count

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Blues are winning the Cup and there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do about it
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
yeah that's deserved

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Blues are winning the Cup and there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do about it

Inshallah. Blues Cup for a Cubs WS. Fair trade?

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Combo
Aug 18, 2003

straight up brolic posted:

I'm assuming that the Sharks' push is like amazing or something? They look by far and away the worst team the Blues have played this far

I'm not underestimating the Sharks at all, they're a good team, but they aren't Chicago or Dallas in my opinion, so yeah I think they're the worst so far. Still a tough team.

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 nice

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 nothing quite like looking at some comedically large breasts during a hockey game

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost

Pancakes posted:

Inshallah. Blues Cup for a Cubs WS. Fair trade?

Absolutely, which is why I don't really care anymore if the Blues win.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Boo Blues!
Boo Blues!
Boo Blues Boo!

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 :siren: :sax: BACKES :sax: :siren:

I think the lesson here is never ever take away a goal from the Blues.

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Scob
Jul 17, 2005

 this poo poo is coming back lol

edit: or not!

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FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

 go blues :toot:

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
That camera angle of the double deflection is pretty sweet.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 What an incredible deflection

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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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Nice goal but what a lucky rear end tip.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Haha

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003




Just Cubspost
Oh hey :siren: :coolfish: :siren:

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
are those the same boobs as these




also I feel like that is uniquely suited to be my avatar

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Combo
Aug 18, 2003

Pancakes posted:

Inshallah. Blues Cup for a Cubs WS. Fair trade?

I would take that in 2 seconds but I don't watch baseball anymore either

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
that was quick :siren:

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

bewbies posted:

are those the same boobs as these




also I feel like that is uniquely suited to be my avatar
they are

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
That's a disappointing momentum shift, to say the least.

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Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

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YES YES YES Y HOCKEY IS FUN

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Goals can only be scored on deflections.

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




 i love how one of the big hype-up songs in St Louis sports is a loving beer jingle

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
goals for the goal gods

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
:siren: :coolfish: GO FISHMEN :coolfish: :siren:

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