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TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Zandig claims that he wasn't meant to win the match.

I just watched the ToD where Nick Gage dies and they take him out immediately and do an impromptu battle royale (?) and Zandig takes DJ Hyde's wallet out of his pocket as he's putting him on the turnbuckle to throw him through a table on the outside. Then Zandig pins him and "wins" ToD, then gives the trophy to Thumbtack Jack (Gage's original opponent)

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

Cages of Death/shows in general ending in massive clusterfucks that leave everyone frustrated and confused is a CZW staple.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010



so WhatCulture has a wrestling promotion now. they're gonna be taping in the UK this month, and Jay Lethal is gonna defend the ROH title there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLiqUdqG95g

they apparently sold out one taping and added another so good for them? they also have the extremely good domain name of https://wc.pw/

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


It would be cooler if I could watch what culture videos for more than 30 seconds.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things


What Culture Wrestling seems like it would be like the one promotion talked about in one of Cassandro's interviews (I think Lucha Vavoom) where the entire audience is a bunch of drunk, out of touch white people who are going because they see it as a sideshow attraction

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


Lucha vavoom is cool as heck though.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


The_Rob posted:

Lucha vavoom is cool as heck though.

Cassandro feels like he's had to do balcony dives every night to pop the crowd and busted his leg doing it right before either an ROH or Chikara show.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

KungFu Grip posted:

Cassandro feels like he's had to do balcony dives every night to pop the crowd and busted his leg doing it right before either an ROH or Chikara show.

Cassandro shouldn't feel like popping the crowd in that fashion. He's loving Cassandro, the audience should like him for his mannerisms and personality.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch


Electric Lady posted:

the entire audience is a bunch of drunk, out of touch white people who are going because they see it as a sideshow attraction

Ah, so Hoodslam.

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Ah, so Hoodslam.

There's minorities at Hoodslam shows

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



yeah it's loving oakland come on

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Spliffs out to the truth




hoodslam is good

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



Hoodslam owns and hell, I might even be there tonight

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


So is Lucha Vavoom. Wrestling is a sideshow. It has been one since it started. People paying to watch wrestling no matter what is a good thing.

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.

Wrestling and drinking is the best qtiyd

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

poor bear


Lmao...Zandig.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

poor bear


Thank You Lord Zandig.

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Hoodslam owns and hell, I might even be there tonight

I want to go, haven't been since January. PM me the next time you go and we can see about grabbing a beer at beer revolution

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


https://twitter.com/johnzandig2120/...203193939349504

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



i was not ready for the volume of that tweet

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Wrestling and drinking is the best qtiyd

I would like to direct you to the W&W connection.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



https://twitter.com/CZWFans/status/739586948101246976
https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/stat...586747303104512

lmbo he also squashed masada in a couple minutes, beat up hornswoggle, and did a canadian destroyer. ZANDIG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

Band-aids don't fix arrow wounds


You forgot to mention the part where MASADA got a bye to the next round because his opponent was injured, Zandig comes out rolls him up in less than a 1 minute match then advances directly to the main event.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



give him the drat book, deej

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


Hearing that Nick Gage is coming back to wrestle in September.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



i cant handle this kind of excitement

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


oatgan posted:

https://twitter.com/CZWFans/status/739586948101246976
https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/stat...586747303104512

lmbo he also squashed masada in a couple minutes, beat up hornswoggle, and did a canadian destroyer. ZANDIG IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

Oh so this is the professional wrestling I've heard so much about

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

Have fun watching wrestling
Because wrestling's fun


Durk Hendrunkqs posted:

Hearing that Nick Gage is coming back to wrestle in September.

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

Somewhere Nick Mondo is on the ground having PTSD flashbacks.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

UWF is back on PPV

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


Lumbermouth posted:

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

I can't even comprehend what that match will look like. It's either going to be brilliant, or a complete train wreck. There is no in between.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is atrocious!

https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/s...579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

Have fun watching wrestling
Because wrestling's fun


C. Everett Koop posted:

https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/s...579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

Zandig is like the lowest stakes Hulk Hogan and it's incredible

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



john zandig is the ultraviolent ultimate warrior

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Lumbermouth posted:

I hope we actually get to see that Gage/Thatcher match that Beyond booked.

Gage needs to drag David Starr around by his nose first

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005




NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Shitty Little Champ


John "loving" Zandig

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

Where can I get the old UWF shows? their website is a nightmare.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Where can I get the old UWF shows? their website is a nightmare.

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

gently caress~!

I wonder if Dave has them in his VHS Shed

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