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John Zandig 107 75.35%
DJ Hyde 35 24.65%
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Bryan Alvarez supposedly has a DVD somewhere.

however it does look like the new PPVs are going to be then old shows and matches recut.

I watched about half of the first one, and its got the shanking, that tag match, Eddie Kingston vs Homicide. Not sure if the Bestia match is there, I skipped to the end to see if they included the shooting, which it appears they did not

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



i own the first show on dvd

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007


Buglord

exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

PUNK MOTHER FUCKER, gently caress YOU!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch

Definitely disagree about #2 but that is the charm.

A favorite UWF memory:

27 paid.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



urban wrestling is the emptiest the hammerstein ballroom has ever been to the point that the venue is almost unrecognizable

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

urban wrestling is the emptiest the hammerstein ballroom has ever been to the point that the venue is almost unrecognizable

I'm not sure that the empty arena match was done on purpose

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!



Who was the guy in UWF who won a title or whatever who then got literally murdered in a skit that started the next PPV?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



was it lowlife louie ramos?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

was it lowlife louie ramos?

no louie was the guy who got shanked and then killed someone with a plastic bag

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


At the end of the day Steve the Hustler was a better promoter than Dario Cueto.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs


JOHN loving ZANDIG

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

At the end of the day Steve the Hustler was a better promoter than Dario Cueto.

https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/739623999093809152

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA



Need I say more?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters


exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
I believe you mean that paper.

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006


John Zandig is wrestling next week at a landfill. Should I go? How will I distinguish him from the other rotting waste?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013


exploding mummy posted:

if anyone doesn't know about the UWF there are a few key points

1. It's all about the money
2. The wrestling is actually pretty drat good
3. There are a thousand people and its never clear what the gently caress is going on
4. Don't gently caress someone else's bitch
Don't forget
5. A lot of large-breasted honies. With fine asses as well.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Who was the guy in UWF who won a title or whatever who then got literally murdered in a skit that started the next PPV?

'Skullcrusher' Rasche Brown, formerly of ROH fame, and wrestling career-wise (almost) legitimately dead after he was killed in UWF.


Cage working together with Chavo and Mundo, my Lucha Underground continuity is destroyed.

Jubs
Jul 10, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.


MassRafTer posted:

You can't. People have dug up the first two but apparently no one bothered recording the other ones and they weren't released outside of PPV.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?li...kM5v2V5Y4jSKwgv

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer


God Bless You, Jubs.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


So is the ASW 12 preview every going to be put up?

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously



C. Everett Koop posted:

https://twitter.com/juicefreak247/s...579235615006722

i'm the pane of glass that shatters due to the sheer force of the 720 lariat

It's called selling bro, even inanimate objects sell the power of JOHN loving ZANDIG

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
HANGER ON WITH A TWITTER ACCOUNT

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/...628191682338817

I've faith.

Jubs
Jul 10, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.


The_Rob posted:

So is the ASW 12 preview every going to be put up?

Nope. When they were being made, there was a hard drive crash and everything got lost.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Jubs please get Zandig booked for BOLA

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA



Thank you.

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

That clip with Masada looks like a scene from The Wrestler if they put in the ram's hair in post

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


Joey Janella suffered from a sliced tendon in his thumb from that bump with Zandig.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

musicals are garbage


Jubs posted:

Nope. When they were being made, there was a hard drive crash and everything got lost.

Shiitttt that sucks.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


KungFu Grip posted:

Joey Janella suffered from a sliced tendon in his thumb from that bump with Zandig.

he's lucky that's all it was

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Should I drive to the middle of mostly nowhere to see Mike Bennett wrestle in a gun club on Friday

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


sportsgenius86 posted:

he's lucky that's all it was

Seriously. Mondo had wounds similar to gun shots according to the medics after TOD2.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END



JUBS!!!! Hero!!!!!!

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006


rovert posted:

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/...628191682338817

I've faith.
If anyone can screw that up, it's Sal. I'm sure they'll throw in some random ACR match and protect her way too much just to placate Ivelisse too. Sal loves being her errand boy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


rovert posted:

Excited for SHINE to heroically book this line up into the ground:

https://twitter.com/ShineWrestling/...628191682338817

I've faith.

SHINE's in a weird place because most of its roster was/is/soon signed to TNA. Hard as hell to promote people when they have TV names, indie names, shoot names, gang names, etc.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

still a threat


Wasn't UWF the pseudo-MMA federation in Japan with Gary Albright stiffing people?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


NienNunb posted:

Wasn't UWF the pseudo-MMA federation in Japan with Gary Albright stiffing people?

different fed

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Urban Wrestling Federation. surprise sex dudes sponsor wrestlers to beat each other up. Except for Eddie Kingston. He's some kind of slum lord.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


coconono posted:

Urban Wrestling Federation. surprise sex dudes sponsor wrestlers to beat each other up. Except for Eddie Kingston. He's some kind of slum lord.

Hahahahah the best typo

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009




this was just on espn

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Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


was it Highly Questionable

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