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John Zandig 107 75.35%
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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Grozz Nuy posted:

but now that he hates Colt I don't know who he would even team with.

Pretty sure Colt denied this but who knows.

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Big Bidness posted:

Colt went to a WWE show to visit some friends backstage. Since the doctor that's suing them is employed by the WWE, and is probably being funded by the WWE, Punk got pissed.

The contact info thing was even more petty. Hornswoggle lost his phone and asked Punk for a mutual friend's info. I guess Hornswoggle and Punk had been close friends for years, and Punk cut him off completely.

Oh.


Well gently caress Punk.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Looks like a Dudebuster counter.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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oatgan posted:

The only thing I've seen about guys not getting paid was Tonga Loa blasting them on twitter and later apologizing when it was discovered they accidentally paid Tama Tonga twice

Bit late but this amuses me way more than it should.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Chris looks so sad.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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You mean the best idea.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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https://twitter.com/BLabelPro/status/962508061708611584

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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And you guys thought Low Ki vs, Riddle was gonna be brutal.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Elgin's done in North America right? He'd have to be outright delusional to think anyone would want him again.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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I remember MASADA because he was the only white guy in that DDT 108 man Royal Rumble.

He was ok I guess.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Pretty much, current latest show is Nice Boys Don't Play Rock N Roll.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Pinwiz11 posted:

No clue, only thing I can find is the one tweet from Progress. (Please let this be a business thing and not a "David is a scumbag" thing because I really like him... :ohdear:)

Which tweet? What happened?

edit: was it this?

https://twitter.com/beyondwrestling/status/978098212593721344

Glass Punkbull 141 fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Mar 26, 2018

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Man, between this and Beyond it seems like we're entering a new level of Kayfabe.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Joey Janela’s Afterschool Special with dumb anti drug like videos would be amazing

This but with Joey and Penelopy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d25Op_poi0Y

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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oatgan posted:

they cut out most of this ceremony

sad music plays while a-ben writhes on the mat and they project a field of stars on the ring for several minutes

all the owe guys who lost to japanese and american wrestlers come out and their coach(???) screams words of disappointment and motivation at them

then he chops them, and they all take turns chopping him but he sells it like hes actually dying and it takes multiple people to hold him up from the power of their chops of respect

*then* the entire locker room comes out so the chinese akb48 affiliate sings amazing grace over slow motion clips of them training

:perfect:

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Von Linus posted:

Also who exactly is Dan Barry? He came out and said no one knew who he was, then he got like 20 minutes of nuclear Dan based chants. I've never actually heard of him.

Formerly one half of Team Tremendous with Bill Barr, now leader of The Amityville Project. Mostly wrestles in Beyond.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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If we're counting multiple reigns then it checks out.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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remusclaw posted:

Space Monkey is litterally a guy wrestling in a space suit and a monkey mask if it's the same guy I saw on I think a Chikara show.

You forgot the tail. He uses it for spots.

(I love Space Monkey)

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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He just changes his loving name wherever he goes huh?

frankenfreak posted:

Johnny needs to go to more promotions. Johnny Guerilla. Johnny Progress. Johnny Combat. Johnny Michinoku.

Johnny New Japan. Johnny Noah. Johnny Westside. Johnny Stardom.

Glass Punkbull 141 fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 24, 2018

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Gumball Gumption posted:

It also helps that he's not just playing rich. He's playing rich wasp. "If you hit me with a blunt object I'm calling the cops" is some loving amazing heeling.


Draxion posted:

It helps that while EC3 looks like an 80s action hero most of the time, MJF looks like you compressed a high school lacrosse team into one guy.



Lumbermouth posted:

I always feel like EC3 secretly wants me to like him, which isn't the case with MJF. That dude revels in people booing him.

You pretty much encapsulated why I liked MJF the moment I first saw him.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Chris James 2 posted:

Wrestling needs more snitch characters

A wrestler in a D.A.R.E. shirt, cheers or boos?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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This match is great, watch it.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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That is the most hosed up spot I've ever seen and I've seen Jun Kasai suplexed onto meat cleavers.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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https://twitter.com/realkurtangle/status/1065024391807938561

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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If you want a wrestler that will probably never be signed to root for check out Johnathan Gresham. His matches with ZSJ at Beyond are really good.

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

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Rush comes out in a Konnan mask and everyone sells it like it's Konnan.

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