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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Post in this thread to toxx your account for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 US general election! Ground rules:

FOR gently caress'S SAKE, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING AND EAGER TO RISK GETTING BANNED
ANYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD FOLLOWING THE OP WILL BE BANNED IF HILLARY CLINTON DOES NOT WIN IN NOVEMBER.*
While technically the primary season is still on at the point that I post this, it's pretty clear that Bernie is not going to take the Democratic nomination. However, if some bizarre socialist miracle should occur and he emerges from their convention as the party nominee, I'll declare a mulligan and remake this thread.
For those of you who're already greasy in anticipation of toxxing for the yuuger, more luxurious candidate whom the GOP hasn't been able to avoid nominating, you should instead post in the Trump Toxx thread, administered ~~more or less ably by Boosted_C5~~ by Baloogan, since Boosted's turned into a big ol' hatphobic wuss and run away. Attempting to toxx for Trump in this thread is a bad idea, and will likely result in probation or preemptive banning, depending on the post in question and my fickle mood.
There will probably also be a toxx thread for third party no-hopers, though honestly I can't imagine anyone really cares outside those sadly deluded souls who want Bernie to throw away everything he's won so far on a hopeless vanity run as an independent.
Unlike the Primary Toxx thread, feel free to blather on at as much length as you like about why Hillary is the best thing ever or at least marginally more acceptable than the alternative. You're all doomed anyway if she loses, so go nuts.
In the Primary Toxx thread I banned conditional toxxes as it would lead to all sorts of weaselly bullshit, but since we've split the general into two separate threads, I think betting on additional punishments beyond the standard ban is acceptable. To be clear: no matter what anyone says, a basic ban is always in the cards if Hillary doesn't win, but if you want to up the ante, I won't stop you (unless it's dumb and/or not funny).

Have fun!
_{*excepting the occasional rules modifications and IK challenges that may appear, provided they're necessary and/or funny.}

Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 19:30 on Oct 6, 2016

# ? May 16, 2016 14:53

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 10:27

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

for Hillary KKKlinton

# ? May 16, 2016 16:44

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Ground floor bitches. :getin:

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# ? May 16, 2016 17:38

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

If Hillary Clinton loses I'll be too busy making sure the trains run on time to post anyway.

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# ? May 16, 2016 17:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

If Hillary Clinton loses I'll be too busy making sure the trains run on time to post anyway.

basically if Trump wins the presidency my forums account is the least of my worries.

# ? May 16, 2016 17:40

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

The Trump will be stumped.

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# ? May 16, 2016 17:44

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

In for Hillary, because I can't image Trump can go 7 months without either calling her a oval office, or her runningmate something similarly offensive.

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# ? May 16, 2016 18:23

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

My abuela will be the next President of the United States.

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# ? May 16, 2016 18:42

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

All Shall Wear the Pantsuit

# ? May 16, 2016 19:05

Mrit: Sep 26, 2007; by exmarx; Grimey Drawer

Queen of Death 2016

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# ? May 16, 2016 19:16

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Toxxing for presidents is what I got this account for in the first place, so ground floor on this poo poo.

But yeah for real if Trump wins we won't need forum accounts/eyes to see for much longer, so the risk here is pretty minimal.

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# ? May 16, 2016 19:43

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

I gotta be honest, I'm way more excited to see the First Laddie giving Republicans heart palpitations than I am about Madam President.

# ? May 16, 2016 20:21

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

There is no god. Dispense with hope all ye who enter here, and face to the forever war.

At least we won't be forced to wear stupid hats or gaudy golden shirts, right?

:smith:

# ? May 16, 2016 20:26

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

Hillary will drive the race car of America, and she will ensure that it is fueled by white conservative male spite.

# ? May 16, 2016 20:42

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Yaaassing for Hillary

# ? May 16, 2016 20:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Thump! posted:

There is no god. Dispense with hope all ye who enter here, and face to the forever war.

At least we won't be forced to wear stupid hats or gaudy golden shirts, right?

No, but you will be forced to report to your local DMV for your mandatory neo-corporatist brainwashing.

# ? May 16, 2016 20:49

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

# ? May 16, 2016 21:00

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Yasssssing it up.

The look on Republican America's face on election night will be worth it all. Good to the last drop.

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# ? May 16, 2016 21:16

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Rachel Maddow is going to do a sequel to this video on 11/09/16 and it is going to be glorious

just an entire 20 minute segment of pure loving gloating

Slate Action has issued a correction as of 21:22 on May 16, 2016

# ? May 16, 2016 21:17

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Here I place my wager on penalty of account death.

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# ? May 16, 2016 21:19

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss

# ? May 16, 2016 21:22

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

zen death robot posted:

I'm officially excluded from the toxx rules because, well, I said so

Typical hillarybot hypocrisy

# ? May 16, 2016 21:25

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The other thread is better than this but I can't post in it because Trump's going to lose.

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# ? May 16, 2016 21:32

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Schnorkles posted:

basically if Trump wins the presidency my forums account is the least of my worries.

Yeah my SA account will unironically be the least of my worries if Trump wins.

# ? May 16, 2016 21:33

Quorum: Sep 24, 2014; REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Al! posted:

Typical hillarybot hypocrisy

When Hillary wins she will commute ZDR's toxx, as well as the sentences of any of her legions who have committed crimes (or, in her parlance, "proactive, unity-focused campaigning") during the campaign season, insh'allah.

# ? May 16, 2016 21:35

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Dread queen shillary thrill kill kkklinton, please win

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# ? May 16, 2016 21:40

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Even if people aren't thrilled for Hillary, at least we've got the continuous full-fledged meltdown of the Republican party and its supporters to look forward to when she wins. The last eight years under Obama were amazing if measured in futile right-wing rage and basically directly led to the Trump candidacy, so at least having the Clintons in the White House will continue to deliver on that angle.

In particular the immediate post-election reaction where we see how many Trump supporters were already resigned to losing, how many were doing it 'ironically' and how many are genuinely shocked. Remember that video of Romney's election-day party getting stunned at Obama's win? Trump should top that handily.

# ? May 16, 2016 22:11

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

I'm mostly just excited for Hillary cause she'll make republicans hella mad

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# ? May 16, 2016 22:33

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Dolash posted:

Even if people aren't thrilled for Hillary, at least we've got the continuous full-fledged meltdown of the Republican party and its supporters to look forward to when she wins. The last eight years under Obama were amazing if measured in futile right-wing rage and basically directly led to the Trump candidacy, so at least having the Clintons in the White House will continue to deliver on that angle.

In particular the immediate post-election reaction where we see how many Trump supporters were already resigned to losing, how many were doing it 'ironically' and how many are genuinely shocked. Remember that video of Romney's election-day party getting stunned at Obama's win? Trump should top that handily.

If 8 years of Obama gets us Trump, I'm thinking 8 years of Hillary should get us Larry the Cable Guy crossed with David Duke

# ? May 16, 2016 22:34

A Winner is Jew: Feb 14, 2008; by exmarx

pathetic little tramp posted:

If 8 years of Obama gets us Trump, I'm thinking 8 years of Hillary should get us Larry the Cable Guy crossed with David Duke

So..... Trump?

# ? May 16, 2016 22:36

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

I have won victory over myself. I am Ready For Hillary.

Schnorkles posted:

basically if Trump wins the presidency my forums account is the least of my worries.

Basically.

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# ? May 16, 2016 23:02

cbservo: Dec 26, 2009; by exmarx

I am ready and waiting for Clinton to start pimp slapping republicans. Get me in on the ground floor!

# ? May 16, 2016 23:25

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

A Winner is Jew posted:

So..... Trump?

Oh right.

# ? May 16, 2016 23:33

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Good Citizen posted:

I'm mostly just excited for Hillary cause she'll make republicans hella mad

I started posting in ycs to troll Hillary supporters until I found out that all the people who hate her were so much worse

# ? May 17, 2016 00:02

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

MY LIFE FOR RODHAM

# ? May 17, 2016 00:29

MC Nietzche: Oct 26, 2004; by exmarx

ALL WILL FEEL HER LOVING EMBRACE

HAIL THE GOD-EMPRESS.

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# ? May 17, 2016 01:10

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

for Hilldawg 2016, our pant suited overlord!

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# ? May 17, 2016 01:12

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Finally,

ing time!

Schnorkles posted:

basically if Trump wins the presidency my forums account is the least of my worries.

, same as Obama vs Romney in 2012.

Thump! posted:

There is no god. Dispense with hope all ye who enter here, and face to the forever war.

At least we won't be forced to wear stupid hats or gaudy golden shirts, right?

Only if you want to: