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I was only 9 years old I loved Donald Trump I had 3 different hats Every night I pray for Trump to ban all Muslims My dad hears me and calls me a racist I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump I called him a cu.ck He slaps me and send me to bed I’m crying now and my face hurts I feel a warmth approach me It was Donald Trump I’m so happy He whispers in my ear “We need to build a wall” Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket I’m ready I open my wallet for Donald He gives me a small loan of a million dollars It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in My dad walks in and says “what the gently caress” Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired” Trump leaves through the window Trump is love, Trump is life (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 20:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:12 |
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I'm not in the Hillary toxx thread because I'm not a hater/loser
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 22:28 |
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Jeb! posted:I'm living proof that one can post here and refuse The Tower. i'm actually more pathetic than jeb, i posted but instead of a tower i got probated
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 00:49 |
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Looks like a hater and/or loser to me GET EM OUT, TAKE THEIR HATS
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 20:30 |
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Friends, I'm so happy. I just scored two tickets to see the next president of the United States in San Diego. It's going to be such a relaxing day; maybe take a brewery tour first, maybe hang out in Pacific Beach, then go to see the greatest orator of a generation speak.
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 22:53 |
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Friends, I am doubly blessed. Not only do I get to see Trump in one of my favorite cities, San Diego, but now he's coming to Anaheim too!!!! Twice in oen week is maybe more winning than I can handle. Please, Mr. Trump, no more SoCal rallies, I'm tired of winning so much!
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 17:53 |
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CalvinCoolidge posted:You'd have to be an idiot to think that Hillary stands a snowballs chance in hell against Trump. Her polls just got 10 feet lower
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# ¿ May 24, 2016 20:43 |
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Anaheim rally trip report: it was everything I'd hoped it would be, right down to the dude wearing a t-shirt that literally had the 14 Words written across the front
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 00:28 |
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Also, I forgot to mention this, but there was a dude cosplaying as Milo at the rally yesterday in Anaheim, right down to the bad dye job
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# ¿ May 26, 2016 18:40 |
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ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:meme magic is real! lol i just looked at the hillary toxx thread and they don't have any memes, how can they possibly hope to compete with magic like this
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# ¿ May 28, 2016 04:33 |
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 03:49 |
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MAKE
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 16:49 |
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zeal posted:holy lol does boosted's wife still say he can't wear the hat around the house
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 18:44 |
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Homework Explainer posted:i'd like to keep it on the inside if it's all the same to everyone Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Trump toxxers to have towers. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that tower, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Trump toxxer. And that don't sit well with us. So, Boosted's gonna give you a little something you can't take off.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 00:54 |
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epic
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 04:03 |
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Jack of Hearts posted:Thank you, brother. Let us Make America Great Again, either by introducing universal heathcare, or kicking out all immigrants, or possibly making anime real. all of the above imo
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 01:23 |
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tazjin posted:Fully agree with this, otherwise we'll have lots of refugees from Camp Hillary coming here illegally and stealing our towers when they realise what's happening. luckily boosted has already built a wall between threads, and al! paid for it
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 02:50 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:As the dude who has written the most Trump fan-fic, I feel obligated to toxx. You can give me a tower or not, it makes no difference to me. the quality of game of trumps means that zippy should definitely get the tower, do like trump and pivot to tower
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 07:47 |
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A whole week without boosted? How will we survive?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 20:12 |
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Elephunk posted:Does anyone know if I change my AV picture will that remove my Tower? Happened to me
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 19:06 |
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Also it was a waste of money because literally the day after I got it the hill thread made it into an ironic gang tag
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 19:36 |
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in some subforums the golden tower might as well be a yellow star
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 19:45 |
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i like how everyone is calling trump anti-semitic when there's at least one jew that he loves dearly
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 09:08 |
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trump is going to triumph and it's almost pathetic to watch people try to claim plagarism lol
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 11:20 |
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when you think about it, 6 million is a pretty big number
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 21:32 |
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I posted this in the other thread but I think it belongs here too
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 20:20 |
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:gently caress me. I loving hosed up and posted here by accident, but thought, eh I'll just keep it on the down-low and I just might skate by. Jesus Christ almighty. when DnD sends posters into C-SPAM, they're not sending their best
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 07:35 |
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 01:23 |
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Baloogan posted:ban yoself boosted for being such a cuck
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 02:14 |
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-Troika- posted:this dude unironically supports the actions of Mao and of the khmer rogue i'm glad of it
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2016 10:51 |
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personally i find it jarring when zdr posts in this thread, i'm used to the constant stream of beautiful golden towers and then i get to some weird anime mecha without a tower and i feel like i've been switched to a bad thread
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 09:01 |
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Freak Futanari posted:the brits voted for brexit, the germans are voting for AFD to annihilate Merkel's insanely evil rear end, and the americans are gonna vote for glorious Donald "Sunny D" Trump..... while i feel sad that we have no politicians here in norway with the balls to try to save our country, i find hope in the fact that other countries will survive, even when we become Venezuela 2 in a decade or two your guy took...more direct action
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 00:08 |
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i'm just spitballing here, could we maybe hold them down and carve an H on their face?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 00:07 |
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Uh guys is everything going to be OK?
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 23:03 |
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Baloogan posted:Corn. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 07:05 |
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if trump's gonna lose, i'd prefer he lose with newt
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 02:07 |
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TRUMP TODAY TRUMP TOMORROW TRUMP FOREVER
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 00:50 |
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hello im trump, i won the debate
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 06:00 |
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Baloogan posted:and gently caress pence and gently caress clinton and gently caress everyone gently caress the whole thinng just burn everything down and piss on the ashes and set fire to more things
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 07:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:12 |
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don't chair shame
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 23:39 |