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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had 3 different hats
Every night I pray for Trump to ban all Muslims
My dad hears me and calls me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a cu.ck
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “We need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the gently caress”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I'm not in the Hillary toxx thread because I'm not a hater/loser

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jeb! posted:

I'm living proof that one can post here and refuse The Tower.

i'm actually more pathetic than jeb, i posted but instead of a tower i got probated

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Looks like a hater and/or loser to me

GET EM OUT, TAKE THEIR HATS

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Friends, I'm so happy. I just scored two tickets to see the next president of the United States in San Diego. It's going to be such a relaxing day; maybe take a brewery tour first, maybe hang out in Pacific Beach, then go to see the greatest orator of a generation speak.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Friends, I am doubly blessed. Not only do I get to see Trump in one of my favorite cities, San Diego, but now he's coming to Anaheim too!!!! Twice in oen week is maybe more winning than I can handle. Please, Mr. Trump, no more SoCal rallies, I'm tired of winning so much!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

CalvinCoolidge posted:

You'd have to be an idiot to think that Hillary stands a snowballs chance in hell against Trump.

Every time she shows up in the news, her polls drop further.

Her polls just got 10 feet lower

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Anaheim rally trip report: it was everything I'd hoped it would be, right down to the dude wearing a t-shirt that literally had the 14 Words written across the front

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Also, I forgot to mention this, but there was a dude cosplaying as Milo at the rally yesterday in Anaheim, right down to the bad dye job

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

ORIGINAL GANGSTER posted:

meme magic is real!

lol i just looked at the hillary toxx thread and they don't have any memes, how can they possibly hope to compete with magic like this

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
MAKE

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

zeal posted:

holy lol does boosted's wife still say he can't wear the hat around the house

:sad:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Homework Explainer posted:

i'd like to keep it on the inside if it's all the same to everyone

Yeah, that's what we thought. We don't like that. You see, we like our Trump toxxers to have towers. That way we can spot 'em just like that. But you take off that tower, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Trump toxxer. And that don't sit well with us. So, Boosted's gonna give you a little something you can't take off.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
epic

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jack of Hearts posted:

Thank you, brother. Let us Make America Great Again, either by introducing universal heathcare, or kicking out all immigrants, or possibly making anime real.

all of the above imo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tazjin posted:

Fully agree with this, otherwise we'll have lots of refugees from Camp Hillary coming here illegally and stealing our towers when they realise what's happening.

luckily boosted has already built a wall between threads, and al! paid for it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Zippy the Bummer posted:

As the dude who has written the most Trump fan-fic, I feel obligated to toxx. You can give me a tower or not, it makes no difference to me.

the quality of game of trumps means that zippy should definitely get the tower, do like trump and pivot to tower

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
A whole week without boosted? How will we survive?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Elephunk posted:

Does anyone know if I change my AV picture will that remove my Tower?

Happened to me

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Also it was a waste of money because literally the day after I got it the hill thread made it into an ironic gang tag

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
in some subforums the golden tower might as well be a yellow star

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i like how everyone is calling trump anti-semitic when there's at least one jew that he loves dearly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
trump is going to triumph and it's almost pathetic to watch people try to claim plagarism lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
when you think about it, 6 million is a pretty big number

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I posted this in the other thread but I think it belongs here too

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

gently caress me. I loving hosed up and posted here by accident, but thought, eh I'll just keep it on the down-low and I just might skate by. Jesus Christ almighty.

when DnD sends posters into C-SPAM, they're not sending their best

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baloogan posted:

ban yoself boosted for being such a cuck

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

-Troika- posted:

this dude unironically supports the actions of Mao and of the khmer rogue

i'm glad of it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
personally i find it jarring when zdr posts in this thread, i'm used to the constant stream of beautiful golden towers and then i get to some weird anime mecha without a tower and i feel like i've been switched to a bad thread

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Freak Futanari posted:

the brits voted for brexit, the germans are voting for AFD to annihilate Merkel's insanely evil rear end, and the americans are gonna vote for glorious Donald "Sunny D" Trump..... while i feel sad that we have no politicians here in norway with the balls to try to save our country, i find hope in the fact that other countries will survive, even when we become Venezuela 2 in a decade or two

your guy took...more direct action

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i'm just spitballing here, could we maybe hold them down and carve an H on their face?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Uh guys is everything going to be OK?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baloogan posted:

Corn. Ever has it grown on the tombs of my forebears. Now it shall cover the grave of my son. Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
if trump's gonna lose, i'd prefer he lose with newt

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
TRUMP TODAY
TRUMP TOMORROW
TRUMP FOREVER

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
hello im trump, i won the debate

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Baloogan posted:

and gently caress pence and gently caress clinton and gently caress everyone gently caress the whole thinng just burn everything down and piss on the ashes and set fire to more things

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
don't chair shame

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