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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
TRUMP!

*click*

(tower please)

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Jul 4, 2012

Oiled and Ready posted:

um actually liberals are the real racists

(Hi Al!)

that hurts me :(

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

wait, ur toxxing for trump? i thought u hated america

i love america but i also love maga towers. i got in on the ground floor so it's coming to me soon :smug:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

ah hello there maga tower

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jeb! posted:

Some Asian anchor babies and I laughed when we saw Donald tweet about his taco bowl. I would have shared my secret Sunday Funday guacamole recipe with him if he'd asked.

jeb...

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
"The God-Emperor cannot fail. He can only be failed."

from Manual of Donald Trump by the Princess Ivanka

Darkman Fanpage has issued a correction as of 22:17 on May 18, 2016

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Homework Explainer posted:

i politely decline

:chloe: one does not decline such a gift, my dude

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jeb! posted:

I'm living proof that one can post here and refuse The Tower.

the tower refused you, jeb

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
did you write that, immortan? congrats on your post as news editor at the esteemed the corsair, which has been informing the santa monica college community since 1929!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Homework Explainer posted:

the corsair is old

hehe

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Microwaves Mom posted:

I'm not willing to Toxx YET, but as we get closer to november odds are I will. I just want to insure he is going to be against hilldawg and bernie is out.

oh yeah? :smugmrgw:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

lol the cuck king is back from his cuckshed

we missed you cuckold in chief

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

respect boosted

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Man Whore posted:

He had her in the first 20 minutes but then she called his business into question and he never regained his footing. Lets hope he learns from this showing and hillary doesn't.

he wont lol

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
the safe space :smugmrgw:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

CalvinCoolidge posted:



*Record Scratch*

*Freeze Frame*

So yeah, I bet right now that you are wondering how I got here, huh?

oops there was no gun

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
appreciate the congrats

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

BigFactory posted:

I think trump's gonna be good.

we survived bush 2 we will survive this or maybe not who cares lol see ya

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Baloogan posted:

goddamnit, still not good enough. gently caress, you need to actually try harder

try this on for size: the video games and movies you like are actually bad and for babies!!!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
you never wore the hat, boosted.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

Now Obama says that trump walked back the non support of NATO. gently caress this. Dude didn't even wait until elected to break all his promises.

im sure he'll still demand protection money like the grubby mafia thug he is.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
somebody's gotta pay the american empire's bill :smugdon:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

lmao eat the rich

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

Guantanomo stayed open too for obama and that was theoreticalky the easiest to keep as Military bases are the presidents domain.

he apparently got a lot of push back from national security bureaucrats on that. not making up excuses for him just giving you a reason for why it might have been difficult. and it makes sense from a legal stand point. prosecuting the guys held in gitmo would be a nightmare and open up a whole bunch of legal can of worms.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
if by hilarious you mean horrifying sure

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Hackan Slash posted:

Looks like Trump wants Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions to be Attorney General. I know absolutely nothing about him, but that's okay because get hosed Christie and Giuliani.

he's worse than both of them.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

TheLightPurges posted:

Those sound like cartoony allegations some tumblr person creams themselves wishing a politician they dislike would say

the guy's name is Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

zen death robot posted:

I lost mine gang tag please help me find it

stop trolling me rear end in a top hat

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